成人快手

Back up to: Beautiful People

1. How I Got My Gash

   6/6 Simon, plagued by school bullies, decides to leave home to be with The Beautiful People.
2. How I Got My Turner

   5/6 The Doonans go deep into the world of Brit Art when they meet rabble rouser Stacey Bile.
3. How I Got My Camp

   4/6 Simon Doonan remembers the time when his family were planning their first foreign holiday.
4. How I Got My Water Feature

   3/6 1998 Ground Force is at its height and Simon feels a desperate need for a water feature.
5. How I Got My Plumes

   2/6 Simon remembers his involvement in the 1998 Eurovision Song Contest in Birmingham.
6. How I Got My Groom

   1/6 Simon recalls unearthing a terrible secret about his parents' marriage.