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Ambridge Zombie Survival Guide

Listener aired a grievance with Susan...

Which got us thinking... , and who’d be left outside to fend for themselves?

And so we present to you: your official Ambridge Zombie Invasion Survival Plan (disclaimer: effectiveness not yet proven).

1. Make sure you populate your bunker with people who can cook

“Definitely Ian he could do something wonderful with the rations.”– Janet Jarvis on .

2. Bring Lilian because she鈥檒l be great for morale and also for... other reasons.

3. To ensure the survival of Ambridge鈥檚 more outspoken residents, build several bunkers and invoke a barter economy.

3a. And remember that even the flawed have their uses

4. Under no circumstances grant Shula access to the bunker.

5. Remember that someone will need to keep Brookfield running after the zombies have gone.

6. Consider that there may be better hiding places than a bunker.

“Forget the bunker, I’m hiding in Brian’s wine cellar.” – Katherine Langley on .

7. Ask: who will speak for those who cannot speak for themselves?

8. We must not forget the importance of the arts

“I would take Bert Fry so I could spend eternity listening to his poetry.” – David Nicholsoncole on .

9. Protect Joe Grundy, 95, at all costs.

10. Finally, ask yourself: do I really need to be in there in the first place?

“Put them all in the bunker. I’ll take my chances with the zombies.” – Sue Hames Langeveld on .

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