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Children's Dolls - Rodney
Come 成人快手 (1990)
Del's Spiel: These dolls are the most life-like
ever made. 'They drink and wet themselves, they speak,
they cry, and if you keep them 'till they're thirteen
they break out in acne and wanna go to Bros concerts!'
The
Real Deal: These so-called 'Made in Britain' dolls
sing Chinese lullabies!
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Action
Station Games Console - If
They Could See Us Now...! (2001)
Del's Spiel: With technology from a Playstation
4, these highly saught-after game stations, (made in
Belarus) are a must for any serious gamer.
The
Real Deal: After five minutes you hear a couple
of beeps, and then a fart squeak and finally they die
on you.
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 Ho! Ho! Yo-yo - Richard Waldron, Derby (Hooky Street
Winner!)
Del's Spiel: Drastically reduced for the New
Year Santa's 'Ho!Ho! Yo-yos'. As they go up and down
they omit an authentic Santa cry of Ho! Ho! Ho! to put
all kids into the Christmas spirit.
The Real Deal: The string around the Yo-yos are
made of polyester and after half a dozen 'spins' will
snap and leave the kids crying 'Boo! Hoo!' instead of
'Ho! Ho!'
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