Monday 19th, a World Cup-free zone, somewhere south of Munich
- 19 Jun 06, 11:08 AM
We are living in total luxury today! We have unlimited water, we have a power socket and there is a cafe down the road with BREAKFAST! This is in stark contrast to our previous night - spent in the seventh level of hell - also known as a car park beside a dual carriageway outside Munich's Olympic stadium. We weren't the only ones there - hundreds (and hundreds) of other sweaty fans with no access to shower facilities, food or drinking water were also there, sleeping in cars, pitching tents on the grass verges - but good to see that despite the hardships, no one seemed to have run dry on alcohol rations.
One particularly vile experience included a trip into our neighbours camper van "Sheila". I thought living in a van with one bloke (who stores his suntan lotion with the microphones and leaves his toothbrush with the tea bags) was bad enough, but living in a van designed for four with SEVEN sweaty Auzzie men would be pure hell. They said they'd been stuck in that car park for ten days already, and from the looks of their van they could be there for a lot longer....although they assured us that they were going to make it to Berlin even if they had to
Push Sheila the whole way there!
We took pity on them and gave them some 成人快手 t-shirts (they were so desperate it was pathetic) felt a bit like an aid worker in a refugee camp as we waved goodbye from our fully functioning van. They all put their new t-shirts on immediately.....that should keep them going for another week or so.
We spent the morning using our new found water supply to clean the van from top to bottom. All the squashed flies on the 成人快手 logo didn't look good. We may look a state, but at least the van is looking all 成人快手-ish and nice and not just some kind of mobile 成人快手 scum fest.
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is the pic of the "Aussie" van so terrible it's been censored? ;-)
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