Bridging loan
A happy new year to you.
This comes with a recommendation that you seek your happiness somewhere that money and markets don't dominate.
And here's a multi-billion story for the early days of 2009 that will still be around for much of the next decade, with the bills still being payable for perhaps decades after that - the new bridge across the Forth.
Even for those who never use it, it will still affect everyone in Scotland, because the roads, other bridges, railways, schools and hospitals everywhere could be starved of capital spending while the £2bn (a latest estimate, and very much a ballpark figure) is found for a big bridge at Queensferry.
The question is how it's going to be funded, and we've just learned that the SNP Government's proposed funding mechanism has been rejected by the UK Treasury, as lacking in credibility.
The idea, as set out nearly a month ago, is to bring forward spending from future decades so that it can be spent in the next few years and then cut from subsequent years.
It's a strange way of accounting.
Faintly absurd
The SNP's critics say it's to distract attention from the failure of the party's Scottish Futures Trust proposals to provide a funding solution for the bridge or, so far, much else.
But you could also argue that the proposal is intended to highlight the faintly absurd position in which Holyrood finds itself.
If that was the intention, today's Treasury's response has helped make that case.
Treasury Secretary Yvette Cooper has said the SNP proposal is not credible, and has suggested alternatives.
One is to use the Public Private Partnership, or Public Finance Initiative, as it used to be known.
But she admits that will soon have to come onto government's balance sheet, so the main attraction of that is being lost.
She also knows opposition to PPP/PFI is an article of SNP faith.
Alternatively, the Scottish Government could squirrel money away by underspending over the next few years.
Missing link
But isn't this the same British government that is eager to find projects to bring forward to spend like fury so that it can kick-start the economy with a big fiscal boost?
On ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Radio Scotland yesterday, Ms Cooper's boss, the Chancellor, Alistair Darling, responded to the SNP idea: "Their particular scheme where they were asking to borrow money from budgets which are yet to be allocated over an extremely long period - that's something that we simply don't do".
Really? Is he sure? Isn't that what government borrowing is all about? Isn't that exactly what has happened with PFI/PPP contracts signed for at least 25 years?
The missing link in this argument is the inability of the Scottish Government to issue bonds. Councils can do so, and the rail operators can borrow to build the Government's priority projects.
But the Treasury has never liked the possibility that an irresponsible Scottish administration could breach the UK's borrowing targets.
That argument doesn't look so strong these days.
It is hard to imagine any Scottish government so irresponsible that it breaches borrowing limits on the scale Mr Darling has achieved in recent weeks.
One element that could be overlooked in this exchange of letters between Holyrood and the Treasury is that they are both agreed the bridge needs to be built.
Scottish business couldn't agree more.
Huge headache
The idea of having the Forth transport link severed, if corrosion on the current bridge forces its closure, would cause a huge headache not only to the Fife economy but up to the north east and into the Lothians.
And business is already suffering from the costs of congestion on the current bridge crossing.
So there's a challenge here for the two administrations to show they can work together in a mature way towards achieving a shared goal.
If there are to be no bond-issuing powers for Holyrood, could this be a case, for instance, of the Treasury issuing bonds on behalf of the Scottish Government and guaranteeing them, while annually top-slicing the Scottish block grant with the costs of servicing that debt as it has to be paid off?
A final thought: the plan outlined by infrastructure minister Stewart Stevenson last month had £1.7bn sliced off the previous price of the new bridge, primarily by removing the public transport element and putting that onto the existing bridge as a dedicated bus crossing.
It could then have the new bridge with two lanes in either direction.
False economy
But two lanes in both directions is the current capacity on a bridge built for the traffic volumes envisaged 50 years ago, but which is now jamming almost every rush hour.
You could take a few buses out of that congestion, but how do we know that all this spending is going to leave anything more than the current traffic problems?
Could the reduced budget be a false economy?
According to Transport Scotland, the Government's infrastructure arm, there will be two lanes each way, as at present, but there will also be a hard shoulder in both directions.
That ought to reduce the congestion caused by accidents and breakdowns.
The Scottish Government's climate change targets mean they don't want to increase capacity for single-occupancy private vehicles.
For lone drivers, £2bn of bridge buys lots more jam tomorrow.
Comment number 1.
At 5th Jan 2009, kaybraes wrote:While this awful government is in power in Westminster, any attempt by the Scottish executive to improve the lot of Scots seems to be met with a vitriolic opposition from Westminster and from the Labour party in Scotland, irrespective of whether the scheme has merit or not. To change the subject, I see some Labour MP from Glasgow ( Ian Davidson) hitherto anonymous except when called on to vote for the government in the commons had the unmitigated cheek to suggest that the Scottish government was wasting money donating to the fund to save a Titian for the National gallery because the people of Scotland probably thought " Titian was an Italian footballer " . Maybe the people who were dumb enough to vote for him thought that ,but it's a wee bit patronising to include the rest of Scotland in the same category.
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Comment number 2.
At 5th Jan 2009, edinchris wrote:There is another option that the Government could consider which is to bring back tolls to pay for the bridge. I cannot understand what is wrong with the principle of the people that use the bridge are the ones that pay for it! It doesn't have to be extortionate as the Skye Bridge toll was, a charge of £2 would be sufficient, and would at least allow the government to recoup costs over a period of years.
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Comment number 3.
At 5th Jan 2009, OldSouth wrote:As is done in many parts of the US: Fund the project with toll revenue from the bridge. Calculate the expected traffic, a toll that the market can bear, and float bonds based on conservative estimates of both. Let the government issue insurance if it can't be purchased on the open market.
Build the bridge, on budget! Pound the general contractor if he comes in a penny over or a day late.
Collect the tolls, pay the bondholders off early, and fund continued maintenance with the future tolls.
Those who use the bridge often can purchase an 'I-Pass' transponder, similar to Chicago's system, and have tolls billed (at discount) to a bank account. Cash travelers can stop at the bridge and pay more.
This is NOT hard to do. Very straightforward, and the business model has succeeded many times in the past.
Why can't the 'great-and-good' in government on both sides of the pond do the obvious and prudent?
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Comment number 4.
At 5th Jan 2009, lvtlvt wrote:Incidentally, the congestion at the bridge is much less than it was when we had tolls- the opposite of what loudmouths were predicting-though that might just be the impact of the new A8000.
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Comment number 5.
At 5th Jan 2009, green_anorak wrote:Happy New Year to you too Douglas.
You mention in your piece 'one element that could be overlooked', and then go on to do exactly that!
This second road bridge isn't needed: the bridgemaster himself was quoted in August last year saying he was 'highly confident' that the corrosion in the main cable can be stopped (Sunday Herald, 10 August 2008). This is being done through dehumidification - a fancy term for 'drying out'. The cost of said dehumidification, which is going ahead anyway, is around £11m - a fraction of the cost of the new bridge - so why put all these new schools and hospitals at risk simply for a new bridge that we don't need?
Things have come to a pretty pass when both the Government and the opposition are prioritising an expensive white elephant over our health and our kids' education.
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