Strongman claims benefits
You may remember from previous entries such as this one, featuring the story of a man who falsely claimed 27 grand in disability benefits for claiming he could barely walk whilst he was in fact running marathons, that Crippled Monkey is rather a fan of disability benefit cheats who have more sheer blatant nerve than, er, something that has sheer blatant nerve. Benefit cheats, gotta love them! Except not, of course.
So who is our latest anti-hero? Step forward, Jonathan Stentiford, aged 35, from Cornwall. Back in 2003, he won the title of , an accolade he gained whilst claiming up to £40,000 in disability benefits having not informed the Department of Work and Pensions that his medical condition had improved. Improved considerably, in fact - so much so in fact that in the competition he was able to lift a Mini Metro car, hold 50lb weights at arm's length and carry gas bottles over a course.
Crippled Monkey says: Jonathan, you've got more front than Blackpool. I salute you. In an ironic way, obviously.
Comments
Ha Ha i nearly believed this story!!!!!!!!
But i read it again i realised that doctors and consultants would have to have deemed this huge very healthy looking man disabled!
! and surely they didnt, and if they did, doesnt this make them also guilty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's huge huge huge, and rather tasty, i dont care whats he's supposed to have done!!
And as crippled monkey said he's got more front than Blackpool, and i just love Blackpool, do you think he'd give me a ride on that big chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!