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Paperwork. Paperwork. No end to the paperwork.

I’d give it a light year or so, if I were you..

"This is not the toilet roll you are looking for"

We followed a star, but not the Death Star

Gosh, doesn't he look Charmin in that outfit

I've been assigned the naughty list.

It was quickly realised that the lack of quick release catches in the armour was a design defect.

Ukrainian Air Freshners are quite large as are their toilet rolls

Two ply you with, comrade.

After informing the public about the end of the world on the 21st, the Storm trooper found he had vastly under-estimated the amount of toilet roll he was going to need!

May the farts be with you !!!

Critic gives his verdict on 'Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace'

Toilet paper sales plummet after the little Labrador puppy is sacked

May the coarse be with you.

At last! A manifesto that's actually useful.

Storm pooper

I know it looks over the top, but with this Norovirus going around, you can’t be too careful..

Problems ensue after there is a printing error on posters for "Revenge of the Sith"

Buy one, get 3 poo's.

The impact of the Cornish Tourist Board's push into the Ukraine with the slogan "Come to Looe" gets a little lost in translation

In loo of a platform

After banging his head, Stormtrooper #43 wasn't so appreciative of the comic bandage Christmas gift.

What can you expect in a country that thinks R2D2 is a knitting pattern?

George Lucas was famous for using wipes when filming his Star Wars films

The Force might be strong, but this toilet roll is four-ply!

Ah, Mr Kenobi ..... I think you'll find these useful for your Obi-Wan's and two's !!

For the poo and downtrodden.

The 21st December will not be the end of the world. But just in case....

I said bring me an Android - not Andrex

This is what Ukraine calls "job experience"?

It's for Splashbacca!

We're on a roll, actually.

Since his incontinence problems had started, Dave Prowse had been demoted from playing Darth Vader

Vote for Bogdan Illyitch Pietrov Paperisovichinskaya ...Bog Paper for short.

This is 'Vomiting Larry’s' older brother..

We're all ready for you now, Count Dookie

Soft, strong, and about three prequels too long.

Bogged down in the details

Episode 7 "Relief of the desperate " premieres this week.

May the faeces be with you

Special delivery for Jabba the Butt !!!

'Get your Daily Mail! Free supplement on the royal foetus!'

"...and always check the dark side before you finish."

Here ...try this. It really gets to the bottom of Ukrainian politics

Santa was prepared for any hostile reactions when he announced, as a cost cutting exercise, that toilet rolls would replace coal as the traditional present for children on the naughty list this year.

"I always cry at Nativity plays..."

Sorry about this, but I'm afraid I've got the Russians ....

A long time ago in a laxative far, far away ...

Bot Gear

Oasis loving Star Wars fan says You Gotta Roll With It !!

"I know IT'S CHRISTMAS, but we couldn't find a Noddy Holder..."

Delivery for Loo Skywalker ...

Yeah, we all call George Mr. Loo-Cash

What did you think that two metre hole in the death star was for?

Geoff was taking no chances the day after the work curry night.....

Worst.Pollyanna.Ever.

I feel your presents!

Something for the weekend...

This is not the Andrex you are looking for..

Can you direct me to Mr Lucas? He asked me to bring round the Rolls.

It's gonna take more than this to solve the design fault problems with my exhaust port after last night's curry.

Pizza Hut? Muse be one of Jabba's relatives ...

The Empire Wipes Back!

Don't forget to use the force.....if you don't have any Senokot

May the force be with you? Might I suggest a laxative?

Pizza Hut? Must be one of Jabba's relatives ...

(correction)

Still trying to address the problems of WookieLeaks, Mr Assange?

This should do the job without using too much Force.

Don't turn to the Dark Side. Fold over instead.

Well it adds up.........his political doctrine is total *@#!.

"a Jedi's strength flows from the Porcelain." (Yoda).

I’d envisioned something different when my agent told me he’d secured me ‘a big role in Star Wars’.

Darth Vader was very frightened

Chery Cole's in the building, bathroom attendant takes no chances.

If your stool is a bit on the dark side, you may need to see your GP.

"As used in Star Trek to wipe out the Klingons."

#75 Perhaps after too many pints of Alec Guinness?

...boom...tish....

George Lucas' lawyers respectfully point out to the producers of Doctor Who that arming one of their Stormtroopers with a roll of toilet tissue does not constitute an entirely new villain, and to expect a summons to appear in court very shortly

"It's our new manifesto by Skid Marx"

Stormpooper!

Once finished, don't touch the dark side.

Pooper Scooper Trooper

It's to wipe the smile off your face.

♪ ♫ I lost my heart to a star sh*t trooper♪ ♫
♪ ♫ FLUSHing light in hyper space ♪ ♫

He's so cute, that little Android puppy!

See? Free pee. Oh-ver there. Next to R2D2.

"Look Dad, a toilet roll holder"

Turkish Delight, Ginger Snap, Kiev Goalie ..... one size does all!

"What a stag night!" thought Dave from Barnsley

Guarding The Throne Room.

These toilet tissues are three-ply - triple-Leia

The first Star Wars pantomime - Jabba the Hut, he's behind you, Mister!

The pile of toilet rolls was cheaper than a tree - and you could see the fairy more clearly

The Stormtrooper had to be vigilant, but an alien with a grossly misshapen body and a 100-foot antenna on his head shouldn't be difficult to spot

Squeaky bum time Friday. Mayan the force be with you!

The toilet-paper? Well, I think Jar Jar Binks has that effect on most people.

star wars the fartom menace

Thanks to that incident with the Death Star, now even our toilet rolls can't have holes

Wrong franchise I know - but too obvious to resist - "this will wipe out your Klingon problem"

And this is my plastic surgeon