成人快手

I keep getting this feeling of deja vu

DJ Deadmau5 was beginning to regret signing up for the enema

DJ Deadmou5 does an uncanny impression of Dean O'Malley

"I feel a bit like Jesus."
"What, walking on water?"
"No, the second coming."

"All right Vladimir - just because you never got invited on to the David Letterman Show..."

Why not, it won last time 鈥� 27/10/2012

The DJ's performance was boycotted by Mickey fans

It was the worst flooding London had seen for centuries

"We had a request for Handel's Water Music."

'Oooh, dear me!! I really shouldn't have had that curry last night...'

Right caption, wrong picture. Story of my life!

"Interesting skip technique."

"Lumia-nary of our time."

Windows on the world.

Play it again, Sam

He鈥檚 kicked the bucket, he鈥檚 shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-mou5.

Not six, but only three winners last time. We鈥檒l be lucky to get one-and-a-half this week.

The DJ was still recovering from the shock of seeing the long-running Agatha Christie play

Star light, low light. The first Star I see tonight...

DJ Deadmau5 had clearly banned all cameras at his performance

Cyan aura, my friends, it's been a fabulous night

A cote of many colours

Tunes are a bit flat(s)

Spot the DJ competition - cross made closest to correct London location wins a satsuma and a squashed Dairylea.

Tweet child of mine

DJ Deadmau5 had got the name after meeting DJ Tom

Hey, it's Dizznee Rascal

Disney-ing heights

Parents complain after noticing changes in their children after eating Sunny Delight cheddar

Yeah, I got the idea from some old mashed potato adverts

DJ Deadmau5 tries to stay upbeat despite the constant heckles of "Where's Penfold?"

Where? There on the stair. Where on the stair? Right there. A little mouse with clogs on.

Disney continue to deny rumours that they've been taken over by the Chinese.

Deadmau5 walking

Proof that Noddy's mate Big Ears and Zippy from Rainbow were an item

But shouldn't a deadmau5 live in a mau5oleum?

I've got a signal!

Despite several attempts by the 成人快手, Deadmau5 remained reluctant to be photographed 鈥� until they asked him: 鈥淪ay Cheeeeeeeese..鈥�

I'm off to Devon for my hols now - I'm going to Exmouse

DJ phone home

DJ Deadmau5 was getting seriously worried about his excessive ear-wax

"You're right - it's not just fish eyes that go white under the grill. Someone else can do the next dare - I'm not having fun any more."

You light up my life

OK, the costume looks great, but how am I going to play Connect-4 now?

As he performs once again with the chimney-sweeps on the rooftops of London, this time Dick van Dyke sensibly decides to preserve his anonymity

Of Mice and Mental!

Look there he is! Taunting Rentokil once again.

Director: "No, I said, do it with STILTS ON..."

Banksy was finally caught on camera, and he wasn鈥檛 happy..

See mum! See dad! And you said a degree in Media Studies was a waste of time!

Hmmm ...bright orange face and making a show of yourself in public ...you're Rylan from X-Factor!

If DJ Deadmau5 ever needed another face transplant, he certainly wasn't going to go to Pixar next time

Luckily, David Dickinson's fake tan had started to fade slightly ...

Mickey Jackson was back!

That's the last time I play ping-pong with a sore loser

Jim had always been a bit unconventional.........even when he jumped from fourteen floors to his death.

Marathon runners go looting for new trainers.

Careful study of the onboard footage proved that Sebastian Vettel had actually overtaken after driving past a large yellow mouse.

Somehow, learning that Deadmau5's first names were Derek Jeremy took something away from his mystique ...

After his press conference gaffe, Joey was keen to show his very real affinity with the French.

OK, now right click

If any further proof were needed, always check you're alone when you press any buttons in a matter transference machine

Mickey Jackson demonstrates the Mauswalk from his latest LP "Chiller than Thriller."

Dynamo's next trick would be to hit himself in the face with a pool cue and score a double cannon into the inflatable pockets

Samaritans fielded many calls that night

Up on the roof, something was peering down the other end of the telescope 鈥� while down below, the observatory team were celebrating the discovery of 鈥榓larmingly big鈥� Black Holes..

The staff at Shadey Brook Lodge for the Nervous,Excitable and Somewhat Confused had another problem on their hands.

I just want to be Bigger than The Beatles

Cool Bries

MouseTrap had been running for so long that people were begining to believe it was real

I can see Walt Disney turning in his grave

Disney attempts to prove to kids that Radioactivity can be fun

And you say you gained inspiration for your look from Abbi Deadmau5 ?

PETA to protest after fashion houses also start using animals for trials

And then, high up on the rooftops, the crowd saw the hideously-disfigured visage of ... The Phantom of the Rodentia

The latest design in Car Aerial Toppers

After getting his head caught in the mousetrap, Mickey needed reconstructive surgery

Nick Clegg appears to public to provide the answer to the question on everybody's lips

The reason Germany's banning bestiality.

OK, Mr. Harry so-called clever-dick Potter, so I've just burgled your house. What are you going to do about it?

Mousedcrap

Criminal nabbed quickly after police release e-fit of the suspect

DJ Deadmau5 not amused at a request for "Rat Trap" by the Boomtown Rats

"Say, who was that masked man?"

"That was Kee-Mouse-Arbee"

Best.reception.ever

The sterner critics only awarded DJ Deadmau5 S out of 10.

Lumia gets rave reviews.

Yes, I did take my pills with grapefruit juice, why?

Actually I'm Canadian and it's pronounced "Deadmoose"

Say, this geek's a real propellerhead

Oh no,the man-a-pet is on the parapet.....again.

Off mice and men

This would never have happened when Fred Quimby was in charge

Good, but I thought "The Fly" was scarier.

Following his appearance as Jack Reacher, Tom Cruise finds a role better suited to his size

Owing to a misprint, the estate agents had put a large detached mouse up for sale

Winners don't take cheese

Man on roof, says he felt "strange" after blowing up XL condoms.

As the nightmare got steadily more terrifying, Paul decided that that was the last time he'd eat cheese just before bedtime

Ever the showman, Robert Burns puts on a live poetry reading in London

And now for some cheesy music.