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After a night out, Lavinia tries some "hair of the dog"

As she surveyed her nigh-bald dog, Shirley realised she may have inhaled too deeply

Well, I didn't want my poodle to be the only one looking stupid

And Crufts this year is sponsored by the Early Learning Centre

Hair today, doggone tomorrow ...

To preserve his anonymity, Banksy decided against showing his dog in person

A poodle? Looks like more of a doodle ...

Oh hell, I've sat on Dumbo

We're channeling our inner Groucho.

When Fuzzy Felt Goes Bad.

Mum, what does indelible mean?

A dog star? You cannot be Sirius.

He's my little pal ... a sort of pal-ette

Just show me where the cat walk is.

And for starters, the amuse-pooch.

Some felt the rules governing the Labradoodle category had not been properly explained.

If this is Richard Branson's dog, we'd better let him win, otherwise he'll institute legal proceedings

If Vivienne Westwood did Westminster.

I've got no leads to hold me down .... oh, dammit!

At this year's annual sheep-shearing competition, the wooden spoon goes to....

Crufts on acid.

...what do you mean I look stupid, last week I was an Essex lion.........

You can wear as many false moustache disguises as you want, the RSPCA are still going to find you, and when they do, oh boy, when they do..

Maybe we should have made up Frankenweenie from the same breed of dog

Dogs Gone Wild

Poor Debbie won nothing for her dog, but she got a red rosette for the caterpillar on her upper lip

Blue Peter should have known better than to launch their competition for a new Google Doodle.

Tennessee was suffering from a virulent outbreak of Rainbow Fleas

Clint Eastwood announces he is to remake "Paint Your Waggin'"

Not only does this dog not hunt, he refuses to go out if his colour is off.

Daddy. Wooden Boy me a bow-wow

What do you mean, don't I have any feelings for my dog? I can assure you he's mainly felt.

Dulux unveils its advertising campaign to try and encourage children to decorate

March of the (wild) and woolly pooches

He's a swatch dog

Well, we had to buy a dog licence, and I said to Dad, heck, everyone gets a black-and-white one ...

We don't do walkies.

The only downside is that he keeps getting velcro'd to the curtains

Well, it is a TOY poodle ...

鈥淩ain, for the love of god rain!!鈥�

Banksy was here.

The artist was clearly a devotee of pointerillism

Tennessee: The odd State.......kind of like that funny kid down the road.

Poop art

Crufts open the revised classifications for Poodles: Minature; Toy; Abstract

And this is what they do to you if you DO p*ss upon a stair ...

I see poodle skirts are making a comeback this season.

And then his nose started to grow...

After previously owning a Black and White collie, the boy named Su really took advantage of their new Colour license...

Fido couldn't wait for an end to the Dog Dyes of summer

Just another day in Paris, Texas that is.

Calling the dog Pinocchio is OK ...but why is the girl called Tash?

It's Silly Season after all.

77 years after Schr枚dinger and his cat entered the box, the World found out the answer when it was opened.

Hey - YOU made me look like this! Don't you go hiding behind a false moustache! My friends will still recognise ME!

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Bright Lime

Unfortunately, he can't sit if he's been telling lies!

Yep....bought off this man.......think his name was Rolf something or other

Don't be silly, Dolly. That can't be our poodle - our daughter doesn't have a moustache.

Of course it's a brilliant disguise - he's really a Rottweiler

Even Cruella de Vil didn't want to make a fur coat out of that one!

That鈥檚 outrageous! I鈥檓 afraid you and your dog are disqualified. We definitely said no trainers..

He hasn't been the same since the news about Prince Harry in Vegas.

I think I may have gone a bit far with the mascara around the eyes

This week we have a picture of a girl sporting a middleaged man's moustache and her dog, who's had a fun character created around its back end with a butthole for a mouth. Go cap compers!

We're definitely not in Kansas any more...

Unfortuantely conscience wasn't so much the guide as it was constantly on the back foot here.

Bauhaus? Nah, I'm more of a devotee of the Bowwows school.

Yeah, I'm a follower of the Arts and Crufts Movement

Transformers for Pre Schoolers

He's barking mad, you see.

Pop Art? Actually, this is Pup Art.

Sorry, love, but the paint company has finally decided to go with an Old English Sheepdog

As long as we've still got some paint stripper back home, Mom and Dad will never know ...

If Walt Disney bred dogs ...

When cake decorators get bored.

Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of warpaint

Now that's in paw taste

Des Lynams's daughter shows off her entry

March of the (wild and) woolly pooches

Doodles on Poodles

Etch-a-Fetch

Although this took place in Tennessee, there was certainly going to be some "color ado" when Debbie got home

Why, well it just Felt right

Let this be a warning, don't leave your dogs unattended during the school holidays.

That should make Fenton easier to spot when we walk in Richmond Park.

Paralympics event for the artistically disabled.

I know they said no dog looks more ridiculous than a poodle - but you didn't have to prove them wrong!

His Master's (Colour) Choice

Einstein and Pinocchio my a*se!

Well, whatever sort of mange it is, it's certainly not blanc mange

Chelsea, have you ever wondered why we don't mix colours and whites in the washing machine?

Look, how crazy is that; her shoelace is undone. She could trip up and hurt herself.

We should never have let her mate with Barkley, the Sesame Street dog

The moustache? Ah, I wanted to appear indognito.

Pressure increases of Crufts to introduce a more vigorous drugs testing regime for entrants.

I used to have a goldfish but that dyed too

Sticking a banana up Brigitte's rear was the final indignity

Strange that. In the photograph it certainly looked like a lion.

Unfortunately for Monique, the prize for "Most Stupid-looking Dog" was a mirror