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And, next time, don't forget the third bicycle ...

"I'm a defector - get me out of here!"

Narrow alleys are no problem, but we have to watch out for low bridges

Cyclage a trois

Boris attempts to make cycle lanes more appealing!

Sorry, girls, but "A bicycle made for three" doesn't scan properly

Temper tandem

There's something fishy about this...

Up ahead, the League Against Lycra were laying tacks...

Cirque du Soleil interpretation of "the hungry hungry caterpillar" was moot!

Katie Melua says there are nine million bicycles in China ... and they still have to share!

Chariots of higher

The Troupe had to change its name from Aquabats because of the drought

Weight, weight don't fell me

Daisys' sisters wanted in on the act also

Come on, I can just see the guy who stole my bike in the distance

TOP : I look down on her because I am travelling first class.
MIDDLE : I look up to her (TOP) because she is travelling first class but I look down on her (BOTTOM) because she is travelling economy class. I am travelling business class.
BOTTOM : I know my place. I look up to them both. But just wait till I hit the brakes!

After the C-Max, Ford unveil their latest MPB

Boris promises to clamp down on bike-rental scheme cheats

Quick, phone for an ambulance! There's been a terrible accident.

Now that Chang had a bike, he could at last go to dogging sites

How synchronised swimmers have to train with water restrictions in force..

Chinese athletes in training for the long bike ride to London 2012

The trouble with circuses is that I never think "How?" - it's always "Why?"

That's not what I meant by, "Can tha ride tandem?"

And, if the Chinese take-away isn't delivered with at least three on the bike, you don't pay

I'd love to see Chris Hoy try this!

I one two tri my bicycle!

Somehow, the meaning of the word 'bicycle' had been lost in translation ...

Big Trouper in Little China

Where's Waleigh?

A metaphor for upcoming trade talks.

It's a Schwinn-Schwinn situation.

Cirque de Foleil

China's record of human/bikes is,however,very good.

After her ill-fated interpretation of South Pacific's Raleigh-Ha'i, it became apparent how Bloody Mary had obtained her name.

They were determined to get the best of the boys at the biker bar this time round.

The Goodies keep a look-out to see who stole their Trandem

We might have Nine Million bicycles - but we need more!

And at the lights, we switch bottom and top.

Poor Chun worried so much as to whether it was circuses or circi .. that she fell off!

Jeremy Clarkson (top) introduces Top Gear to Chinese viewers

It's OK for you doing the pedalling - our legs have gone blue

The Girl With The Dragonfly Two

What! You want us to do it on ice as well?

The Government latest thinking on the issue of launching F-35s from the new Aircraft Carriers.

It's no fun when you're unemployed - it was either this or watch television all day long

And now Boris Johnson knew who had nicked his bikes.

Yes Jenny I can see the hole in the tyre.

You must be at least this tall to go on this ride

What are we raising funds for? So that we can all have a bike each!

It's 'musical bikes' - same as musical chairs but you have to grab a bike. Last one in the saddle is eliminated.

And this photograph graphically demonstrates the effectiveness of the ejector pillion on the bike Q invented

Well, we've got to do something while we're waiting 600 seconds

Questions raised over claims of shorter Passport Control queues at Heathrow

Stop using that bicycle pump! It's not connected to the tyre ...

We're going uphill; no-one's pedalling; HELP!

'It's a bit windy up here...'
'It's a bit windy down here too!'

After I got a puncture by the shops. this estate agent offered me millions for my flat in the high street

Even Katie Price had signed up to be part of the Big Top

... and these are my sisters, Discovery and Explorer

If you want to communicate with the one at the top, you must use the back channel.

No-fit State Circus

Two Pillion Bicycles in China

First it was the Boxer Rebellion now it's the Ryclist Revolution

Breaking News: Olympic IOC committee to decide whether new chinese Transformers(Tm) can participate as one contestant in London 2012.

The Chinese team pursuit squad were getting quite good at their blanket finish.

Maybe this 3-for-2 bike hire wasn't such a good idea ...

Don't worry the horses will be available when we get to London

Of course, nowadays we're not allowed to do this with horses ... and at least you didn't have to pedal horses

Google Earth started mapping the China suburbs.

J K Rowling reveals next title: Harry Potter and the stolen spectacles.

Saddle sore-dust

It all went wrong when they lost a terracotter pin

Excitement mounts at the launch of the inauguaral Norman Tebbit recruitment fair...

The Chinese had turned the team pursuit into trivial pursuit

And here we see a demonstration of what happens when you sit on a bike without a saddle

Of course our legs are covered - we've shy knees

China goes for pot of gold at the London Olympics

When my girlfriend said she fancied three on a bike it wsn't the same combination I had in mind

The Fairy Bikers' Bikeation

What do you means, the clowns are on next? I thought we were the clowns.

And I was so ecstatic when I got this job as a rep, and they said I'd be getting four wheels ...

Of course we're not paranoid - actually, we're quite well-balanced

The Girls didn't think about defecting becuse they would be for the highjump if they did and the high jump wan't their fvourite

Dunno. I just remember waking up and they were in the wardrobe

I can see your mattress in a cramped caravan from here

Tour de Stance

Three little maids a-wheel,are we!
Three little maids........cccrash!

"OK.So I'm not pedalling, you're not pedalling, she's not pedalling.... so how the heck are we going uphill?"

And next time, she wouldn't try steering the bikes either side of the lamppost.

Ching Chang Chinaman bought a penny doll
Washed it, dressed it, then it caught
Hong Kong Flew

China commits itself to recycling, although many prefer three-cycling

You don't see anyone pedaling, i wonder if they run on wind power

Chinese olympic cycling team claim "never two tyred to be three tiered".

What a circus - those are just the usherettes!

And just wait until we get the roof-box fitted!

'During the Olympics, you may find it quicker to cycle'

and still they won't use the cycle path !!!!!

Tricycle, Tricycle ....I want to ride a tricycle, I want to ride my bike