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Actually the Bank of Brazils's notes are no better

Er.. actually, a debit card will do just fine.

Fake? But this money's Rio ...

Take part in the carnival they said. Make big money, they said.

Actually the Bank of Brazil's notes are no better

(correction)

It's all held together with PINs.

After their costumes had been reactively moderated the girls were allowed to perform.

Sorry, Sarge - those dancers walked off with the money under our very noses

Of course it's cash - I had to use my VISA to get into the country

I know the rate of inflation is massive, but printing bigger banknotes isn't going to help

I had one made of dollars but it kept falling down.

That size? Of course they're fake!

If you think these notes are worthless take a look at the greek girl tailing on behind

Actually, the notes are real, but I'm not a qualified dancer

Greece Is the Word

No, I said there's a few quid, buy yourself a new dress, not make one.

We're in the money?!

Gulliver enjoyed her dancing so much that he couldn't' resist stuffing money down the back of her dress

It's Armani and we'll spend it how we like.

RBS announce 2011 losses using the medium of dance.

It's a bit like plastic surgery, really. We know they're fake, but we pretend they're real.

Must be a hsairloom

her name was Lola she was a a showgirl, you paid her and she showed

Hairloom

Everybody enjoyed Thumbelina's dancing so much they couldn't resist stuffing money down the back of her dress

Rolling in the D'oh

Dosh, it's so nice to meet you

Busby Berkeley's Bank

It was fine when just a drawing pin or paper clip went missing, but now the Borrowers had started taking cash.

This is what I think of cutting Adele off at the brits, she said holding up

I used to be a banker, actually

Mardi non-Gras-tis

When Adele made that rude gesture to the Suits, nobody had realised how much she hated those clothes

I don't know which is worse, having a Brasilian wax, or being waxed by a Brasilian in the market

Greece's celebrations are criticised for being too provocative

More money? I'd just blow it on shoes.

Show, Me ...the Money

Originally I was going dressed as "The Cashless Society" but I got arrested for indecent exposure.

Celtic's turn to provide the pre-match entertainment in the Old Firm derby.

Her money belt had just exploded

Mardy Grass? Yeah, it looks like she's had too much of it.

Carmen Moneylender

The rounds are on her definitely

Do you take visas?

The poor girl clearly hasn't got any dress cents

We make credit crunches fun

It's a crew, crew world

After Strictly there's an opportunity to make BIG money

A wig and some make-up, and Howard looked quite fetching in the latest Halifax advert

Smile though your bank is breaking

"Understated launch" for the Sun on Sunday's Bingo Competition

Chief Executive of the Brazilian Opera Society admitted that this was not what he had in mind when he asked for change of a tenor !!!

You think I'm made of money?

I'm hoping you do have high interest

During the annual ‘bonus season’, in certain parts of the bank, it was dress down Friday.

She had just had the dress washed and was awaiting the police report on money laundering

I promise to pay the wearer...

She had Reals, she had pesos now all she need was a pair of knickers

Does my bonus look big in this?

It took me only ten seconds to get into this outfit - how's that for an exchange rate?

How much?! Do I look like an ATM?

Despite the huge loss in 2011, RBS employees celebrate with their bonus payments !

For richer, agreed, but for poorer I might have an issue...

Under pressure from the Academy, Sacha Baron Cohen goes for a more tasteful Oscars outfit.

Richard Branson had a difficult job trying to find a a suitable girl to front the new ad campaign for Virgin Money

Wash sale instructions are sewn in

Oi! ...Hester ...guess where your bonus went

A pound in' rhythm

I got my PPI back, did you?

Hey, isn't that Ronaldo over there?!

No wonder Peacocks went bust!

The running of the bulls is next up, I hear.

After the show was over she was going to change into something loose

Oh! Part of the BRIC ecconomies, silly me, you'll never guess what I thought you said.

They’d spent thousands of pounds organising the most tasteful and romantic wedding. They’d forgotten about Aunt Betsy..

Charley's Aunt comes from Brazil - where the notes come from

In Essex, this is classed as dressing conservatively.

Manchester City Talent Scouts ...spot 'em anywhere

Shake your money maker

All this, and it was only £10 you won on the lottery?

Her dress attracted lots of interest

Brazil notes

And I thought the Greeks had hidden all the money inside a wooden horse.

Stephen Hester finally loses it.

Nobody expected Danny LaRue to steal the show

Cashier number #4 please...

Angela Merkel's none too subtle reminder that the German economy was doing just fine isn't going down well in Athens

Double-dip procession

Fred Goodwin: The next Chapter

"Does my bum look inflated in these?"

It doesn't come in sizes just denominations

"If you've got it flaunt it, but if you are a banker with bonus you can afford to get someone else to flaunt it for you - so I gave Jacinta here a call"

The Sun tries to illustrate to readers how the Eurozone economy is coping with the recession

"Can I borrow your kerchingkerchief?"

No, I said your dance should be physical, not fiscal

RBS, the musical

"I didn't have time for change."

A carnival performer in Brazil who wears fake bank notes was taken to hospital.
Doctors report 'No change'

The dress had it's flaws, by the time she had paid for the drinks and a meal she was often going home naked

What happens in Vegas, indeed.