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Rolling, rolling, rolling...

Hang on, I think I'm going to sneeze ...

Bollywood's tribute to Queen was going swimmingly.

I told you we were overstaffed

Hell's Angels of the North

Putting the fun back into vehicle sharing.

You'd think they'd give us a bike each, wouldn't you?

We're ready, willing and able to intercept all carnies and acrobats

Breitling orbital

I'd like to see them try and do that on a Segway

Aardman announces Wallace and Gromit's first live-action film

The cast of Wallace and Gromit - A Close Shave, the Musical, go through intense rehearsals.

A drive-past and a fly-past all in one!

Up, up and along.

Budget cuts force a rethink of vehicles in stock

OK, who let Jackie Chan organise the drive-past?

The question is not "How?" but "Why?"

Unfortunately, nobody thought to fill in all the potholes first

The captain has always been a big fan of Bob Fosse actually

With highway tolls ever increasing your modern motorist gets inventive.

Six? I said, "Can you get a Sikh on a motorcycle?"

It's a great idea, but who's going to collect the fares?

Honey, how long has the fruit salad been in the fridge?

Steve McQueen's original plans for "The Great Escape"

But that's just the way they travel in India. Haven't you seen them on the trains too?

The Great Escape (Bollywood style)

The roads were quieter than user, must be the new motorcycle sharing initiative.

Travellers with RyanAir face even tighter restrictions

Hey, watch out for that low bridge, Gromit ...

Still room for one on top

Easy there,rider.

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Take my word for it, it's a lot safer than when I was working for the Mumbai Fire Brigade two weeks ago

Well, we got around that old rule with steel-reinforced turbans

Hey, I'm feeling Sikh

We may not have guns, but we definitely offer more bang for the buck.

If Carlsberg did home delivery

Orville and Wilbur have definitely got this one wrong

Of course we're serious.

The Libyan formation skydiving team continue to make the best of things while waiting for the No Fly Zone to be lifted.

And it stills beats walking

Are you sure we haven't got permission to land yet?

And it still beats walking

Bollywood remake of 'The Sweeney' takes cinemas by storm

Well, I haven't got a glass of water, so you'll just have to hold your breath

No, no, I'm sure Winston would have loved this...

There again, I think everybody gets bothered by flies in the summer

And its the Slag brothers closely followed by the Ant-hill mob with perter perfect away third......

Hyderabad, we have a problem...

Little did the Wacky Racers realise that Dick Dastardly's trap lay just around the corner.....

And it would have been a wonderful performance if one of the bolts supporting the poles hadn't snapped ...

And then we arrest the culprits whilst they're still laughing ...

Oi, when they said we would see colourful arses, we were expecting Olympic beach volleyball.

The hunt for a cure for bird flu continues...

With a delivery like that, who's going to moan that there was a chicken tikka masala missing?

"Are we there yet?"

We resented being called the thin blue line...

The Olympic Committee unveil methods for preventing rain during the Games.

The Indian Border Security Force made good use of the Poles who'd entered illegally

The Indian police respond to a report of overcrowding on a train.

'Earthflight' simulation fails to get past the beady eyes of the public.

Dambusters: The Musical

And we are available for a US tour

The Patel brothers quickly realised that after the last bump, Ranjit was no longer attached to the Steering column

Maybe Disney wasn't the best studio to produce "The Kite Runner"

"...and the third rule of Motorcycle Club is, you don't fall off."

Drat, Drat and Double Drat. The Bollywood remake of Wacky Races.

The Indian Border Security Force show how they swoop down on illegal immigrants on motorbikes

What do you mean, they forgot to close the road?

Top Gear

Indian government unveils its latest birth control method.

If Ridley Scott did Easy Rider

Members of the National Union of Couriers vote to go on strike. Flying pickets expected.

³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ unveils the inaugural "Spot John Noakes" contest

The crowds cheer as, just out of shot, the motorbike bearing new recruits Barry and Paul Chuckle makes a spectacular entrance

"I don't care how many dependents you have - £26,000 is the limit."

How Indian Army drones monitor terrorist activity in border regions.

The crowd was just beginning to understand why the officers on the poles wore brown outfits

No Mr Bond, I expect you to do a wheelie.

Sorry, Sarge, but my nose was itching

Noel Edmonds returns to the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ with his "Multi-Coloured Sikh Shop"

"When I asked for a third class ticket, I expected a seat at least."

"And, remember, Sanjay, if it's a photo finish, you clap your hands."

It's the defence cuts - we're saving on trucks and planes in one go.

The Indian Job

As the team passed by the dignitary-laden podium they hoped the hint about the lack of equipment would not go unnoticed.

The Wide Ones

Of course I'm wriggling - have you seen where they've stuck the pole?

Bernie Ecclestone's plans to make F1 more exciting were becoming increasingly desperate.

Michael O'Leary refuses to admit that the take off method for his new ultra low budget flights may need to be reconsidered.

That's perfect - hold it like that whilst I paint the road sign

"Nee-nah, Nee-nah"

It was all going fine until Saeed decided to show off his new spin bowling action.

Everybody laughed when Suzuki announced their all-new six-seater motorbikes ...

The Indian Border Security Force? They must have a lot of trouble with collies over there then.

Wings over Amalapuram.

OK, the minute you spot an illegal immigrant in the valley below, turn left and press the release button ...

Once you get going, it's easy. Stopping? Well, that's another matter altogether ...

Skydivers 1, 3 & 4 had all been safely caught. Wayward No.2 however, was still a matter of concern for all those involved.

We'll be OK so long as we stick to the bee roads