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Rice rice baby

On the woks

Hardly neat, I’m afraid

Is it chilly in here or is it just me?

I’ll have some of what Grandma’s drinking..

I saw it on YouCube

Remember what you said about hell, darling?

Cold phwoar era

The most expensive Vodka Martini. Ever.

Just chilling out, dear.

I haven't seen this much ice since the end of Titanic.

Freeze release me, let me go

If cubists ruled the world

Waiter, when I ordered ice with my drink I didn't mean this much.

Warning: Brain freeze hazard ahead

When digital TV's go bad.

It tastes nice, but it was hell getting it out of the jelly mould.

Global warming, fact or fiction.

They should put a sign up, mate – it’s slippery

Zhaolin Parkin? But I asked for Baskin-Robbins!

China unveils its own version of the Large Hadron Collider

But someone told me they were cancelling the show this year and putting it on ice

It's the winter solstice and it's getting brighter by the minute...

Scientists at the LHC get a glimpse of the Chinese lantern particle.

Unfortunately, all London could put on was the Wheeliebin Ice-Lantern Show

Sorry it's taking a while, Sir - most of the staff are off with frostbite

Of course you're not getting a rise - haven't you heard there's a freeze on?

Blackpool is thinking of putting on the same show ... in August

Are you leaning over?

Yes, ice-lantern.

Unfortunately, the park was later attacked by vandals with hot-water bottles

That's perfect - now turn on the floodlights!

But Dad, we wanted to see the Harbin Ice-Lantern Show!

Sorry, lads, but I can only pronounce Alton Towers.

We get the show all ready on time, Wong, and then you go and forget the comments box!

The staff at Iceland in Lewisham High Street had been working overtime ...

What do we use to hold the roof up? Wall's.

We were thinking of building this at Clacton, but it was too cold there

If you don't want ice in it, you can just have one of those little umbrellas or an olive on a stick.

Ice lanterns from the Bling Dynasty.

The event was opened by famous British entertainer, Bruce Forsyth : "Ice to see you, to see you ..."

The ice have it

You want to eat in restaurant here? I can recommend the skate.

Right on! I said 'right on!' Ah glate!

Right on! I said 'right on!' Ah ruvry!

The refreshment bar was empty .......... apparently they had run out of ice !!!!!!!

I wouldn't go to that show for all the iced-tea in China !!

Chinese Bank's assets frozen due to hole in the economy !!

Unfortunately, the lights confused airline pilots, who thought it was a lantern strip

Ho Lee Wall !!!

Kim-Jong Un decides to defrost his father's freezer.

Kevin forgot his glasses for Karate Kid 3D

You call that a lantern show? Ther's a better display at Number 32, Hillside Terrace, just down the road from me.

Despite attempting to prevent its spread, China finally succumbs to Disco Fever.

Ice Cubism

Amazing how a drink at lunchtime can change your perspective of the world.

They do MSG all-you-can-eat buffets Mon-Thurs.

Pull out the plug - then we'll all be de-lighted

The reception is rather frosty

A chip off the ol' block of ice

A Cranberry Liqueur on ice

Mum's gone to Iceland !!

The Chinese start their own version of "I'm a Celebrity," starring Lantern Deck

The Ming done-icily

Spacious,well-illuminated residence for sale.No running water.Seller anxious.

I told you global warming was nonsense. As for that nuclear plant 10 km upstream from here....

The Rink Dynasty

The Free Zing Dynasty

Rumours of Santa's conjunctivitus were spreading worldwide...

I don't know about the cows, but I'm friesian !!!!

The dragon was going to have to work twice as hard for the coming New Year celebrations.

China build hotel for Walt Disney's imminent visit...

Ice and a slice?

Man sets world record for building the largest palace made out of unwanted novelty icecube lights, glowing shot glasses etc etc from iwantoneofthose.com

No, Darling, I said I wanted you to take us to a nice show ...

Guess who got new digital imaging software for Christmas!

I don't think much of this new Chinese High-Definition tv service.

After a typo in the job ad, the new police impressionist artist leaves Crimewatch viewers somewhat bemused....

The new Jolie Madonna Baby Care Centre was nearing completion.

Old Chinese proverb:Many freezing hands make light work.

Not to be outdone, Glasgow Zoo unveils the enclosure of its two new polar bears.

If Carlsberg did housing estates...

There were growing suspicions that the colour control on the new 3D TV glasses may be set a little too high.

Happisburgh beaten to 'Best Kept Lighthouse' accolade.

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Now, Boris Johnson is trying to set up a similar concept in London, combining the ideas of the Zhaolin Parkin Heilongjiang with the tradition of the Noh Theatre. He is already having "Noh Parkin" signs made up.

Yes, it might look pretty, but I've heard the landscapers are heading for meltdown.

Sorry, Sir, but your waiter is a little hard-of-hearing. So you didn't actually order fried ice?

I like it, but it' snow art

I said I wanted an iPad for Christmas, Dad, not an ice pad

Chinese property market heading for meltdown

The local council was equally incandescent when the electric bill arrived.

Xiao hated how when there was no-one at the bank she still had to zig-zag up and down the line to get to the counter.

Yes, yes, it's a bigger display than next door - but what have you done with our house!

2030: The remains of the Arctic ice cap becomes a tourist destination

There goes the neighbourhood - until spring anyway

There's one in America too - it's called Iceburg

Chinese customers who couldn't pay their increased Fuel Bills prove "Necessity is the Mother of Invention"

The Inn of the Frozen Happiness

Have to put on a good display - have you seen all the lights on Wong's house next door?

And all I got you was a snow globe...