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Resistance is futile

And I see the gent in 1307 has forgotten to draw the shades again

Instead of increasing the rents, what we’ve done is to reduce the size of your flats. Clever, eh?

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No wonder my ceiling's leaking - there's no roof

Work was progressing nicely on Mr Abramovich’s dollhouse..

Well no wonder the roof leaks.

Evo always had problems with millimeters and imperial measures.

Eye-rise development

The lift's broken again - you'll have to get a ladder

Just another example of Evo schtick.

I'm standing in the wine cellar

Would you Adam and Evo it?

Just another example of Evo chic.

After the wall came down, we knew it wasn't earthquake proof

Council finds novel ways to beat spending cuts - smaller flats and fewer roofs

Just another trick in the wall

And this is where Superman was brought up - Smallville

The good news is, our engineers have solved the rising damp problem.

Evo unveils his "Condo-minimum"

To illuminate or not to illuminate, that is the question.

"Cool new outfit, Gaga."

So, paper roofs don't work ...

Yes, and a river could run through it actually.

Unfortunately, London's town planners hadn't realised Evo's plans were on a scale of 1-to-1

They should have left the Berlin Wall and pulled this down instead

When the exhibit was finally removed, David Hasselhoff was there to put on a concert

Trabant parking in the lower levels of course

You call that an apartment block? Fred Dibnah could blow that up with two Catherine wheels.

Welcome to Lego HQ

Don't jump! They've sort of reached a deal on the debt crisis...

"No glass ceiling? And I bet there's an all-female shortlist for East Berlin Sports Personality of the Year, too."

Finally, Gulliver's dreams were answered.

And this is George Orwell House

First we take your pensions, then your jobs, then we house you in a tower block you can't even throw yourself off.

Party on the rooftop?!

I told you his music was up too loud

Communism's big brother has been replaced with friendlier little sister

Grim apartment blocks, concrete sunflower seeds ... whatever happened to Rodin?

More brutalist even than Joe Frazier

It's part of Evo's nativity scene - No Roof at the Inn

Of course there's no roof - it's to deter pigeons

On her return to Wonderland Alice just couldn't believe what the planners had allowed.

Evo is really hard-hearted and vicious - in fact, utterly roofless

And they pulled down a row of Lego Georgian town-houses for this?

Yes, Kate Moss and Linda Evangelista live here - it's a model village

King Kong thought he'd use the morning sunshine to show off his new highlights.

"And the second block is for the residents' dogs - it's a Bauwauhaus."

Only Fools and Horses. The unseen episode, "Attack of the 50 foot Cassandra".

"Um, the advert promised there'd be lots of stories. This wasn't what I had in mind."

Gulliver's daughter found Lilliput mildly interesting

And this year's must-have toy for Christmas? Ultimate Monopoly!

How did you get in there in the first place?

The stage is set for this year's Annual Architect's Christmas Shakespeare Production. This year, Tower Hamlet.

Warwick Davis' new appartment blocks were a big hit!

With escalating rent prices, there was only one left place for the rats to go...

Problems continue for Mary, Mungo and Midge, The Musical. So far, only Mary has been cast.

Channel 4 slash the Grand Designs budget.

"...and how much would it be WITH the roof?"

Global warming had a rather unexpected effect on Lapland...

It was the last time Ronnie Corbett would be put in charge of designing a block of flats

Alice wasn't too sure she approved of the White Rabbit's new warren.

"Germany falling ...Germany falling"

Walter Gropius? No, he never touched me.

I said I *liked* it on a scale of 1 to 10 ...not to *build* it on a scale of 1 to 10

Helen Skelton rolled her eyes at the latest make - "Here's one I made earlier" indeed!

I see her at number 34's got a new lodger ...AND a new sofa

The only thing little Lulu could think was that her lettter to Father Christmas had somehow crossed with one meant for MM and that at that very moment the Magazine Monitorites were arranging her longed for Sylvanian Family characters in their new home.

"Well it'll look better when the landscaping goes in - the breaker's yard have promised to deliver the wrecks tomorrow."

Julie had money against Santa managing it.

"Evo insisted on no roofing - he's still very anti-thatcher."

New EU Health and Safety Guidelines for Windowcleaners had an immediate effect on urban design briefs.

Kevin McCloud featured the new high-rise senior citizens' home on "Gran Designs"

No wonder Superman was able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

Evo's Stick Pad

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I spy with my little eye something that rhymes with blotters!

The Christmas Architectural Fair. Or as the staff were calling it, Santa's Grotty.

Don't worry - when the exhibition's over, we'll give this the old 'eave 'o

Looks like the cleaner didn't sweep up the debris under it properly.

"On the plus side, it's nice to see the East Germany Big Issue taking on so many extra sellers."

If Evo had been English, this would have been called "Dark Satanic Mills"

It was the last time Lisa would let ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖr build a doll's house for her

I'm just looking for a roof over my head, and it certainly seems to be a model housing estate...

Who's have thought that "dystopia" means "without a roof"?

Bijou modern airy apartment available. Would suit imp/elf/fairy or other mythical creature of small stature. No pets no DSS.

What?! No penthouse suite?

Makes landing the helicopter a bit of a challenge.

It's a chip off the old block.

If the artist actually lives here, I think we can forgive him his creations

"Rapunzel! RAPUNZEL!!"

Unison offer to design Jeremy Clarkson's new home.

Young person in Year 2020 marvels at the kind of luxury people used to live in.

"So which one does Herr Del Boy and Rodney live in?"

Under the Government's new benefits scheme, Shirley could move up to a better class of cardboard box

Sir Michael Caine, "How many times have I to tell you. Just blow the blooming dorrs off!"

Alice vowed to stick to Smirnoff in future and leave other new drinks alone.

As well as panoramic views the flat comes with a giant cat flap - perfect for those with an exotic zoo.

This is East Berlin? Looks more like Central London to me...

There have been many changes in Hobbiton since Bilbo's time.......