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Michael gove's Primary School Academy plan fails as the class is unable to spell the letter D on their hats

Yeah, I'm feeling a bit depressed too

Blu Klux Klan

Dunce with me.

Coneheads revisited

Spanish mother complains about her whites after using Smurf washing-powder

Educationalists despare as Disney sponsors new academies.

When you're feeling a bit blue, just go with it.

We had them left over from the Jaws premiere, you see.

Don't worry they will never turn this into the caption contest picture

Breaking news - Moody Blues back on tour.......

it was a bit early for the Christmas stockings to go up but here goes.

Apostrophe Appreciation Society Annual Gathering.

Somehow 'sock it to me' lost something in translation

Tribute band Blue Floyd introduce their new backing singers

See Mum, see Dad, this is what a media studies degree looks like in Spain.

Coneheads after being in captivity for too long

David Walliams (far right) decides against an academic career.

Children rehearse Blue Screen of Death - The Musical

Mother of juvenile KKK members regrets not washing her colours separately

Whoops wrong audition this is the Esso Blue ad

Ten Things We Didn't Know Last Week: 1) How to count

The Simpsons? Oh no, they wouldn't fit in here. Not that we're colour-prejudiced, you understand.

Ever wonder what the side effects of Spanish Fly were?

Linguistically-challenged local restaurant owner promotes his new "Smurf 'n' Turf" menu

Andy and Lou (right) first meet in Very Little Britain

The REAL Junior Ganymede Club makes its debut

The two at the back are not real Smurfs, they are plants

Half time team talk for one of the teams in the Human Hockey Finals

Juzcar you want to be in the show doesn't mean it will happen...

Bill and Ben try to steal the show.

Manuel's revenge on Basil would be sweet...

Suddenly, the children all took off their hats and just vanished!

Blofelt was impressed. Using their special helmets his elite mind control squad were managing to keep two plant pots suspended in mid air.

Scientists conclude genetically modified blueberries are perfectly safe to eat.

The new litmus t-shirts suggested the atmosphere was very alkaline

Harry (last but on on right) had a sudden, dawning realisation that there was something not quite right about the new school uniforms.....

I don't think our t-shirts can hold their breath for much longer

Alan Carr regrets taking up the offer of a cheap short break at Pontins...

What ever happened to Violet Beauregarde anyway?

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Red-faced after turning up at the set in full costume, smurf actors find themselves marooned.

Juan Juzcar-n't get the point of the hats.

That's the piñata dealt with, now where are those pesky kids?

Maria was a good mother, but lacked warmth

Harry Potter and the Booberry Cereal Killer - coming to a cinema near you

OK, as lead singer, I suggest young Harold Melvin here

Its the school's Famous Quotes play and only half the cast have turned up. The punctuation marks wait anxiously for the quotations to arrive.

His name is Stilton becuse he's a little blue cheesy thing

We're hoping to get tickets for the Men Without Hats tour actually

The next time your father's painting the walls, don't stand so close

...7 Blue bottles hanging on the wall ....

Health and Safety had dictated that dunces' hats should no longer be able to "have one's eye out"'

Those two flower-pots must have been coming at a devil of a speed when they hit the other side of that wall - no, sorry, that's a different joke

If I post this one on Facebook will My teacher get her P45?

That reminds me I must get a new ink cartridge for my printer

"Smurfette has been busy!"

The computer generated Smurfs looked almost human but lacked the friendliness of the originals.

As Tintin went to join the identity parade, he began to suspect it had been rigged

Scaramouche realised that this was not the Fandango class

I'd hate to think what the town would do to promote Saw IV

Side-effects of mobile phone use during pregnancy proved inconclusive

The lengths some families will go to just to get noticed

Midwich South turns Conservative.

As he introduced his family, Derek began to wonder if this internet-dating video was such a good idea

Jaws vs Avatar

Not being one for the cold, Sneezy had whisked Snow White off to much warmer climes...

...and the Plant Pot Climbing World Championship are off!!

Complaints are received about Sunny Delight's new bilberry flavour

They look OK, but I prefer Capodimonte myself

"Yes, Darling, stand right under that flower-pot." Juanita was determined to get some money out of "You've Been Framed!"

George, don't do that!

Proctor and Gamble's new improved 'Smurf' washing powder blue whitening agent appeared to have a slight flaw.

Anything Balamory can do we can do better.

For his crimes, Juan was sentenced to three years locked up with six smurfs

The surgical team was scrubbed and ready to go.

Actually, we're demonstrating against their running a railway right through the area where they film Midsomer Murders, but these were the only costumes they had left in the shop

Pontin's - the early years

Hey, Angelina Jolie's going to call at our children's home - let's try and look unappealing

Everyone in Pamplona wore blue

Now suitably attired, the camera crew were allowed into the hospital ward

Blue Tooth costume party?

David Cameron unveils the new colour scheme for supporters of the Coalition - blue for the Tories and White for the Lib Dem surrender

Christine Bleakley regrets letting Frank help choose the bridesmaids' outfits

As the Mayor watched the final house being painted, he suddenly remembered it was a Tintin film they were promoting

The Smurf stunt doubles had been banned from the beach since the panic of the last shark alert...

I think I just stepped in some Smurf... Oh! It's alright, it's just Blu Tack.

Luckily, Juzcar had lots of costumes and paint left over from when Avatar came out

Primark opens its first store in Spain

It suddenly dawned on Harry that his spell had gone badly wrong.

The firing squad had been only too pleased to honour the kids' last request

The only sales of Jamie Oliver's new-style chef's hat were in Belgium

Ladies Day at Ascot, and one milliner was in for a hard time explaining why their 'one off' originals weren't all that were promised.

Juzcar's entry to design a new outfit for matadors was destined to fail from the outset

Proving the hypothesis that "When threatened by half a plant pot falling on your head through a runny blue wall, four young girl smurf's telekinetic powers are better than those of a single boy smurf"

Spanish mother criticised for putting all her Basques in one exit

Like tennis, bullfighting needs ball boys too

Royal Ascot did not expect this when they allowed children to attend

As the crackdown on child benefits continues, one parent tries to confuse the council

After the success of Alien vs. Predator, Hollywood releases The Smurfs vs. Bill and Ben