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I see Ratner's have been having a sale.

Just like the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ's caption competition, this street's no entry

The clean up continues following the explosion in 2Pac's dressing room.

Boy George Appreciation Society face ban from further street parties.

I swear they were This Big!

And i thought I was talking to Lady Gaga

Explosion at Claire's Accessories factory causes £1m worth of damage but no injuries.

JCB with scoop raised brings down Christmas lights in Barnsley

Just my luck, I choose today to lose my rosary beads.

Local man is almost charged with being an accessory

Thames Water show off their latest attempt to tackle sewage overflow.

Trendy archbishop blesses the Venerable Bead

Are you sure this wasn't causd by Bourbon revellers in Mardi Gras Street?

Man arrives early to Accessorize Christmas Sale.

Trawlermen find a faster way to get their catch to Harry Ramsden's in Leeds

Oh no, I've dropped my car keys.

It's amazing what people high on Bourbon biscuits will get up to

Crew and unusual punishment

Barbara Windsor was fuming. Boris had said nothing about having to drive the digger

One minute she was the Queen of Mardi Gras, and then just one loose thread and she's gone!

Right, the fine for littering will be 2,765,894 USD please. We accept VISA.

This is where we met. A bit of frottage and throwing of beads, and then she was gone.

Drove my chavvy to the levee ...

The things you find in your wife's handbag.

How Drunk Girl was first discovered.

"She's moulting...!"

(see last weeks caption comp pic.....)

Crazed JCB driver brings down Trafalgar Square's illuminated Christmas tree

"look, sonny... when we said you could decorate your street for the wedding....."

One man's treasure - the touching story of a street sweeper who strikes it big in the bead trade.

The ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ plans another documentary on how spaghetti is harvested

"Put it all back! - It's just won the Turner Prize!"

Who are you calling a hoe?

More the result of Mardy Grass, I reckon

It was the morning after but he was still Fillet o' Souled

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, plastics this side, glass that side, paper over there.

I wouldn't mind, but the parade's not until tonight

Yeah, a lorry carrying all Katie Price's hair extensions crashed here last night

Suspicions grow as the McQueen design team are spotted collecting materials.

Come on, what do you expect if you name a road Bourbon Street?

We can recycle this lot, I know a man who makes those seat covers for taxi drivers.

The revellers had been laving JCBs all over New Orleans

Tracy Emin creates royal wedding commemorative artwork...

Year 6 and the Katrina clean up is nearly finished

Miss Winehouse! Your extensions have arrived.

Bob the Builder finally ties the know with Wendy.

Harry was given five dollars gratuity for his work, but said it was a rubbish tip

The Brand and Ross comedy tour is made suitable for children.

A fat lot off good on a Tuesday

Wait! I need to check this lot for any leftover revelers.

Do you know how many bare tatas this pile represents?! Awesome!

Eat all you can for $5

Plastics left, glass right, Jimmy Carr scripts over there.

The revellers had been leaving JCBs all over New Orleans

(correction #41)

Several thousand Hurricanes swept through here actually.

After high winds, most of Tenerife's Santa Cruz Carnival landed up on the American mainland

Hang about, those are only the old costumes from series 6, we've series 7 and 8 of Strictly Come Dancing to clear out yet.

(Big) Easy come, (Big) Easy go.

Prince Harry organises Ab Fab-themed stag do...

Don't accessorise on my parade

Hey, aren't you Alex Reid? What are you doing among this pile of cheap accessories, carelessly dumped?

London refuse collector gets in training for next year's Royal Wedding

New Orcleans

Zara Phillips denies aiming to outdo Kate over confetti.

New Orleans judge arrests bead for being an accessory

Strictly Come Dine With Me exceeds budget after first episode...

As usual the rubbish singers are always on last

I'm rich, rich I tells ya! I've enough here to buy Manhatten, well maybe just the Chase Manhatten.

How the locals make Jambalaya

A Streetcart named Bizarre

Dude, where's my Czar?

Taking this to the incinerator? THAT'S why its called Ash Wednesday.

The Invisible Juggler act was frankly disappointing

Residents of Acacia Avenue, Newcastle-Under-Lyme, finally rebel when the 10th "party accoutrements" bin arrives from the council.

Long after their trip to New Orleans, Top Gear recall where they left Stig of the Dumper

Truck driver runs amok in a sushi bar

Just another day in the shredded wheat factory

Gerald hated having to clear the drains at the Basildon Hair-loss Clinic

Road clearer declares he's 'Given Up' for Lent.

Should have seen it yesterday, 500 tons of pancakes -so this is easy.

Curtis had fallen out of love with his wife so mistakenly he was advised to sing a love song to a tractor

Rubbish ! no way these are off to be washed and dried for next year

Living off the fat of the land.

It's a song two words and the first one starts with

As Space Shuttle Discovery clears out 27 years of junk, New Orleans wonders why it didn't do it over the sea.

Derek was in charge of cooking Chicken Noodle Gumbo for the ten thousand revellers

as usual Bruce Springclean was out on the nightshift.

Bourbon Street sure takes the biscuit

Tandoori takeaway.

OK, who let Prince Harry organise the stag do?

Not only did Village People never feature a refuse collector, but there wasn't even a W in YMCA

Sonya had overestimated the amount of hair exensions she would need for her roadside business

"Have you seen my mamba? It's about this big."

Sonya had overestimated the amount of hair extensions she would need for her roadside business





Corr for 91

Pimp my Recycling.

[Worked for Becky last week]

Gee, but I bet it's the same over there in London, England, when you have your State Opening of Parliament, huh?

And don't you dare ask me what I think of it so far

"I said I'll find you an abandoned teddy bear to tie on to the front and I will."

Most of the litterati had been there last night

"This is awesome!....last time I cleaned up I was elbow high in water"

"Preciousssssss, who has my preciousssssss?"