Caption Competition
Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed.
This week it's a cat eyeing a squirrel as it makes its way along a fence in Ormond Beach, Florida.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Clint75
Whiskas' new "as good as it looks" range was suprisingly authentic.
5. Bangledancer
"What has a hazelnut in every bite.....?"
4. SkarloeyLine
Cat: "I don't believe it - he's popped up AGAIN in the holiday snaps."
3. Mouch2000
News of the World trains new breed of snooping reporters now that phone messages are out of bounds.
2. Tristan
Ever since that cat-in-the-bin incident, I'm taking no chances!
1. Max S
What do you mean "Warning: May contain nuts"?
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Comment number 1.
At 9th Sep 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Hang in there baby, indeed.
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Comment number 2.
At 9th Sep 2010, rogueslr wrote:"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!"
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At 9th Sep 2010, Candace9839 wrote:The grass is greener.
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At 9th Sep 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Just a little higher, Fido, I'm almost there.
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At 9th Sep 2010, rogueslr wrote:Steady Brian! Now, just lift me a couple more inches and I'll have 'im.
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At 9th Sep 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Puss in (very tall) boots
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Comment number 7.
At 9th Sep 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Pass the catsup, please.
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Comment number 8.
At 9th Sep 2010, LaurenceLane wrote:He looks mad, I can clearly see he's nuts.
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Comment number 9.
At 9th Sep 2010, Sharon wrote:Your cat copying the Discovery channel Big Cat specials: Priceless.
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Comment number 10.
At 9th Sep 2010, Iain MacMillan wrote:If he finds me... he'll have my nuts for being with his wife!!!
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Comment number 11.
At 9th Sep 2010, Candace9839 wrote:If dogs can tweet, then abseiling's a doddle.
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Comment number 12.
At 9th Sep 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:What, prey tell, is that?
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At 9th Sep 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:But that trick never works, eh?
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Comment number 14.
At 9th Sep 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Rockey hated corporate team building events
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Comment number 15.
At 9th Sep 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Rocky hated corporate team building events
(correction)
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Comment number 16.
At 9th Sep 2010, Fi wrote:Psst! If you sit very still you should just about be able to make out Bill Oddie in that hedge over there!
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Comment number 17.
At 9th Sep 2010, LaurenceLane wrote:The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin, a new film by Quentin Tarantino.
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Comment number 18.
At 9th Sep 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:A rodent by any other would taste as sweet
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Comment number 19.
At 9th Sep 2010, LaurenceLane wrote:He looks mad, I can clearly see his nuts.
(alternative)
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Comment number 20.
At 9th Sep 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:What's up? Nuttin', honey.
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Comment number 21.
At 9th Sep 2010, Fi wrote:(Distant screech of brakes.)
Tufty pondered why his friend Willy Weasel might be late...
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Comment number 22.
At 9th Sep 2010, 30STMLCFC wrote:The animal's take on Wilson from ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Improvement.
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Comment number 23.
At 9th Sep 2010, Fi wrote:Nintendo launches its new video game for dogs...
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Comment number 24.
At 9th Sep 2010, BaldoBingham wrote:Claws, just when you thought it was safe to go back into the garden.
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Comment number 25.
At 9th Sep 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Choose a prize from the top shelf
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Comment number 26.
At 9th Sep 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Kilroy was here, too
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Comment number 27.
At 9th Sep 2010, Gray Gable wrote:Interestingly, the alligator between the fences had his eyes on both..
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Comment number 28.
At 9th Sep 2010, Kudosless wrote:Some species have evolved able climb out of wooden dustbins. Some have not.
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Comment number 29.
At 9th Sep 2010, Kudosless wrote:The cat's hiding place was exposed when someone drove over its eyes
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Comment number 30.
At 9th Sep 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Kitty discovers the sad truth about when the cat's away.
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Comment number 31.
At 9th Sep 2010, HaveGavel wrote:IF: Yoda did drugs
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Comment number 32.
At 9th Sep 2010, Gray Gable wrote:And if the camera could pan out a little, you’ll see the Rottweiler leaping from the garage roof..
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Comment number 33.
At 9th Sep 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:And as little Billy rummaged round his room for his Daisy Red Ryder...
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Comment number 34.
At 9th Sep 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:A day late and still too short
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Comment number 35.
At 9th Sep 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Paws for thought
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Comment number 36.
At 9th Sep 2010, Pigletine wrote:Just one more inch and I'll be able to confirm if it's a skunk or not.
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Comment number 37.
At 9th Sep 2010, Kudosless wrote:Determined to catch his tube, the squirrel was unconcerned crossing the picket line
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Comment number 38.
At 9th Sep 2010, Kudosless wrote:Keeping the round peg out of sight, the determined cat crept up on the squirrel
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Comment number 39.
At 9th Sep 2010, HaveGavel wrote:This squirrel was about to find out the true meaning of the "Tufty Club"
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Comment number 40.
At 9th Sep 2010, HaveGavel wrote:Gordon Ramsey's new signature dish : Squirrel in trimmed Artichoke head with american Cats-up
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Comment number 41.
At 9th Sep 2010, penny-farthing wrote:I'm feline hungry.
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Comment number 42.
At 9th Sep 2010, BaldoBingham wrote:Felix was finally convinced that he really needed some new glasses.
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Comment number 43.
At 9th Sep 2010, Kudosless wrote:Did Juicy Jeni give you the climb-idea too?
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Comment number 44.
At 9th Sep 2010, HaveGavel wrote:Nature ginger in tooth and claw
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Comment number 45.
At 9th Sep 2010, schlimmbesserung wrote:Aha! A rat with a bushy tail no less.
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Comment number 46.
At 9th Sep 2010, Gray Gable wrote:Psst, Bert, you should take a look at this. What a hair do, reckon its one of ‘em punks or summat..
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Comment number 47.
At 9th Sep 2010, schlimmbesserung wrote:Do you turn grey when you get older?
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Comment number 48.
At 9th Sep 2010, Bangledancer wrote:"uh-oh" thought Secret Squirrel "Something tells me my cover is about to be blown......."
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Comment number 49.
At 9th Sep 2010, Xelous wrote:The squirrel whom sounds remarkably like David Attenborough says:
"And here we see Felis Horribilis, a foe to be reckoned with in most circumstances, however we're quite safe, I have put super glue on the back of those fence slats".
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Comment number 50.
At 9th Sep 2010, schlimmbesserung wrote:Heh, sexy, let's get together and make a squat.
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Comment number 51.
At 9th Sep 2010, grazvalentine wrote:"Tabatha, the Jones's have got a new squirrel!"
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Comment number 52.
At 9th Sep 2010, Bangledancer wrote:If George heard raymond singing that bl***y Mission impossible theme just once more, he wouldn't be responsible for his actions!
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Comment number 53.
At 9th Sep 2010, schlimmbesserung wrote:Running away, eh? You're not so tufty now!
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At 9th Sep 2010, broke and scared wrote:Here's Yoda!
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Comment number 55.
At 9th Sep 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Main course and a dessert? A rat and a hairy croissant!
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At 9th Sep 2010, infoxicated wrote:With his ears trimmed in a purrfect imitation of a stealth bomber, Mr Mistoffelees planned his most daring caper yet.
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Comment number 57.
At 9th Sep 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Puss wasn't one to take a fence ...
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At 9th Sep 2010, Tristan wrote:Pssst. Has that white haired lady gone? I saw her lurking by the wheely bin...
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Comment number 59.
At 9th Sep 2010, Tremorman wrote:Show is ya nuts
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Comment number 60.
At 9th Sep 2010, Tristan wrote:Ever since that cat-in-the-bin incident, I'm taking no chances!
[Alt]
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Comment number 61.
At 9th Sep 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:An English red squirrel? Ah, tourists ...
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Comment number 62.
At 9th Sep 2010, Max S wrote:Crouching Squirrel, Hidden Cat.
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Comment number 63.
At 9th Sep 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Well, it wasn't exactly Jerry, but Tom had certainly benefited from those fencing lessons
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Comment number 64.
At 9th Sep 2010, Biker-Bry wrote:Tiddles cursed the day he visited Coventry as Tufty went in search of a super glue solvent.
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Comment number 65.
At 9th Sep 2010, BlazeFalconburger wrote:Nutty freezes, as out of the corner of his eye, he would swear he saw a Chinaman!
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Comment number 66.
At 9th Sep 2010, 30STMLCFC wrote:Having been thrown in a bin, it was no wonder the cat was a tad shy.
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Comment number 67.
At 9th Sep 2010, Max S wrote:What do you mean "Warning: May contain nuts."?
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Comment number 68.
At 9th Sep 2010, jaded_jester wrote:In total ignorance, Tufty the squirrel holds his tail in the most offensive gesture known to Catkind!
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Comment number 69.
At 9th Sep 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Tom adored these sushi bars
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Comment number 70.
At 9th Sep 2010, GPJ wrote:"Oh look. A squirrel."
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Comment number 71.
At 9th Sep 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Tom definitely wasn't going in there if that's what they did with their lavatory brushes
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Comment number 72.
At 9th Sep 2010, sitesister wrote:Feline Intelligence Agency. Covert Operation: Missing Nuts.
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Comment number 73.
At 9th Sep 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Tom was confused - he was sure he'd read that Squirrel Smith had died recently
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At 9th Sep 2010, GPJ wrote:Mine's the funniest.
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Comment number 75.
At 9th Sep 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Not only would it make a nice supper for Tom, but it had built-in dental floss too
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Comment number 76.
At 9th Sep 2010, Nadine Cooper wrote:At the animal free-running games, Bobo began to suspect that nuts could enhance performance just as much as Go-Cat.
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Comment number 77.
At 9th Sep 2010, mouch2000 wrote:News of the World trains new breed of snooping reporters now that phone messages are out of bounds.
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Comment number 78.
At 9th Sep 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Tom decided he'd have to ask Wile E Coyote if he could borrow some Acme rocket boots
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Comment number 79.
At 9th Sep 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Rather than hibernate, squirrels had now evolved into flying South for the winter
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Comment number 80.
At 9th Sep 2010, dalekcat wrote:OMG! Look at the wierd tail on that mouse!
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Comment number 81.
At 9th Sep 2010, GPJ wrote:A cat sees a squirrel on a fence.
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Comment number 82.
At 9th Sep 2010, Pigletine wrote:He used to be a flying squirrel before the air levy.
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At 9th Sep 2010, Tremorman wrote:TC could only admire Secret Squirrel from a distance
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At 9th Sep 2010, Raven Clare wrote:After ten miles, thirty-five trees and sixteen vertical poles, Tom decided he'd gone off fast food
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At 9th Sep 2010, Tremorman wrote:Come on Tom follow me, no way i'm naked from the neck down in this Florida heat.
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Comment number 86.
At 9th Sep 2010, Raven Clare wrote:With a stupid name like Nutkin, he deserves to be eaten
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Comment number 87.
At 9th Sep 2010, Tremorman wrote:Ready made meals
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Comment number 88.
At 9th Sep 2010, Disco Dad wrote:Gordon the Cat tries to hide his true feelings about Tony the Squirrel at No. 10.
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Comment number 89.
At 9th Sep 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:The prototype Daleks were even more terrifying ...
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Comment number 90.
At 9th Sep 2010, Disco Dad wrote:Who said fences make good neighbours?
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Comment number 91.
At 9th Sep 2010, Pigletine wrote:Jethro Tull tribute band
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Comment number 92.
At 9th Sep 2010, GPJ wrote:"Bitty".
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Comment number 93.
At 9th Sep 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:Tree squirrels? But I can only see the one.
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Comment number 94.
At 9th Sep 2010, mShurty wrote:Once more the hairy liberals sat on the fence
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At 9th Sep 2010, Sebbles wrote:Damnit! Wrong fence....
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At 9th Sep 2010, mShurty wrote:Mancini with cat like precision eyes up Man Citys flying new winger
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Comment number 97.
At 9th Sep 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:Tom had already caught a haddock, but fancied fish and chipmunks
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At 9th Sep 2010, Pigletine wrote:What do you mean, who was Chad?
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At 9th Sep 2010, Maria Brawn wrote:Blow me, whats Tony Blair doing with a squirrel on his head!?
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At 9th Sep 2010, Samantha2828 wrote:"Wot, no nuts"!!
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