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Hungary for medals

I bet that Magyar eyes water

Not waving, drowning.

Shark

"Keep smiling and edge towards the exit, I think that's Lembit Opik in the audience."

Will you quit humming the theme from 'Jaws'!

Anyway, whose idea was it to stage "Swan Lake on Ice" during a heatwave?

No wonder that was the longest-ever Cross-channel swim!

Tragedy! averted, as Steps play on despite the stage flooding.

Piranha 3D - The Musical.

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - the global warming years.

Unfortunately, their routine was totally destroyed when they were both distracted by a Mars Bar someone had dropped in the pool

'Have you got the locker keys?'
'No, I thought you did?'

Nobody move! I've dropped my contact lens.

Team New Zealand's HAKA was proving to be an early highlight........

No, I said to get a girl from the pool because I wanted a letter typed

To you, no to you, no to you ....

We believe this to be 'learned behaviour', they were raised by dolphins in Seaworld.

Oh my god did you have Goulash for lunch?

To subsidise their training, Dawn and Jacqui both work in the make-up department at Debenhams.

Anything you can do I can do better, no you can't, yes I can .....

You mean we both forgot our watches?

What were the odds of coming all this way for a swim and discovering someone else had the same cossie on?

Paris and Lindsey still found it difficult to distinguish between eyebrow pencils and toothpaste.

What really separates man from the fishes? Jazz hands!

OK......who let the electric eel out!

Some synchronised swimmer, you are! You arrived at the pool ten minutes after me!

The "Simon Says" competition was now down to the last two!

"OMG...The flatulence attack after vindaloos is really the worst!"

Of course there are no men - this is a synchronised women competition

"Well Sonya, I can see you're a bit behind in yer timing..."

Arrrrghhh who pulled the plug out.

Ant and Dec really do look the part on ITV's new reality TV show Strictly Syncronised Swimming.

"Okay, one word, rhymes with 'dark', some kind of carnivorous seafaring mammal... bark? Snark?"

As the girls jumped in the Shark pool at Sea world some one was heard to say "shoud've gone to specsavers".

Were they dancing to water music

and suddenly the ice melted.

Early reviews for 'Jaws The Musical' were generally disappointing.

Proof of global warming as celebrity dancing on ice gets underway.

Chuck 'em a fish and they'll do another five lengths.

Actually I've got my feet on the bottom - Lavinia's bottom

The French however were just piscine about

I went to the canteen for lunch - ruddy fish again!

Even Gene Kelly would have needed more than an umbrella for this remake of 'Singing in the Rain'

Close your mouths please girls, we are not a Cod-fish..

Maybe we should have both gone before we started

BP re-opens the swimming lanes in the Gulf of Mexico!

Britain won the synchronised Fishing competition after hooking a couple of crackers!

I had my ballet shoes all ready in case there was a hosepipe ban

BP releases new TV ad about the Gulf of Mexico.

Hurry up - they told us to be ready for 2012, and it's five past eight already

However, Afghanistan was disqualified after it was found their team consisted of one swimmer and a mirror

The show must go on, Gloria - keep synchronising until the Carpathia gets here

Peter Stringfellow had a well-stocked aquarium

Deja Vue!

Well, it doesn't actually say anything in the rules about Siamese twins ...

Its called a coalition - either we swim together or we sink together.

The Polish synchronised diving team put on a brave face despite coming to land in "the shallow end"...

Yeah, I'm Pisces too!

Who needs Miranda rights anyway?

That couple over there ignoring the "No petting" rule seem to be synchronising pretty well too

The Ethel Merman tribute was not as popular as in recent years

So that’s why he likes fishing so much

Me and my shallow

The one on the left is a moose.

It was the only way we could get the crew to pay attention to the safety briefing

Chaos erupts as Rick Wakeman's new rock opera "Dante's Inferno on Ice" goes horribly wrong.

Nadia knew she could really deep-end on Anya

How’s the competition going? Swimmingly.

Anna and Svetlana felt their careers were going down the drain

Steps rehearse their version of tragedy for the 2012 opening ceremony.

For Steps, it was the biggest Tragedy of all.

Rehersals for Lady Gaga's new music video are going well

Actually we pull our hair back this tightly so our mouths will stay open.

Splash dance

We're trying to channel our inner Ester Williams

They had already bagged the bronzer medal, and they were going well in the eyeliner and armpit shaving events.

We're trying to channel our inner Esther Williams
(correction)

OK, but do you have to copy everything I do?

It was odds on that this year's Miss Seaworld would be one of the Latvian entrants.

It was a real tragedy - my co-star started to drown, but I copied everything she did, so nobody noticed ...

OK who kicked the drain plug out?!

The Village Ballet Corps were a little out of their depth with their latest produciton of 'Swan Lake'

#83 - sorry, production

The new format for Shark Week on the Discovery Channel would prove a ratings success

We’re trying to spin your head right round actually

Oh no it's those people from the Caption Competition, try to look inconspicuous Mabel.

I think we're out of our depth!

Person on the left: MAH TOES HAVE GONE WRINKLY. >:(

This time, the new coach has given reassurances that the routine will be politically correct. In an interview with the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Mr Jolson added "Last week we tried blue instead of black. A couple of us got lost on the way to the training ground and ended up in some kind of protest about mining in India. And anyway, it came off in the water".

It is the Lobsters who have the last laugh.

YMCA - Latvian stylee

Hungary? No thanks, I just ate.

"AAH, my SWIMMING CAP!"
"Shut up and keep going"

Argh! The chlorine really stings!

Lib-Con efforts to appear harmonious were becoming extreme!

Peek-a-boo!

We'd better hurry up out of the pool - the next entrant on ITV's 'Celebrities Swimming in Water' is John Sergeant

Our hair is going to be 'this big' when we get out because we forgot our straighteners

I don't want to worry you, Nadia, but we set off from Dover fifteen hours ago and I'm still not out of my depth