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Runway? No, this is the Big Catwalk.

What a day! Just wait until I get home and write this up in my Big Cat Diary.

I'm modelling Yves St. Lionheart

Big Puss in Boots.

There was an uproar later when Lavinia modelled something chic in gazelle skin

Mafusa nearly made his escape but just couldn't resist the passing wildebeest.

Dandy lion

No, no, I said I wanted to produce an entirely new LINE

Iranian authorities suspect malicious hackers of infiltrating their list of officially-approved hairstyles.

The Mane Parade.

Beauty and the Beast - well, she doesn't look much, does she?

Dressed to kill.

Look what the cat dragged in.....

Wayne you've got to give the mascot's suit back sometime and face the public.
Shuddup Colleen and keep walking.

This year's Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week read like a Who's Zoo of French fashion

No, no, I said I wanted to produce an entirely new fashion LINE

(correction)

Ben Stiller reprises his role as Zoolander

Of course you look fabulous, and I ain't lion...

The Lion Thing

It had been André's stag night the evening before, and now the zip had stuck ...

Pride and Predjudice, now sponsored by Longleat.

Yes, he is a beast actually

Oh no, the anti-fur protestors are out in force ...

Next up, a bear with a sore head..

It's the Cats Whiskers! Yeah Baby!

Puss in Boots by Bruce Willis

Yeah, I do like Brad Pitt's stubble, but you could have shaved a but more this morning

Claws would soon be out over the new style.

You'll be sitting beside the Lambs at dinner

I had to do it, my agent said there was a claws in my contract.

Meanwhile, back in the jungle, the lion had no intention of sleeping tonight

Chanel hits out at claims that the fashion world is becoming a circus with a understated range.

Pride goeth before the Fall show.

After the World Cup, the three lions went their separate ways

Too late Arabella realised Nigel had been at the cat biscuits again.

Oz's Next Top Model

Lenny had done very well for himself since dumping Terry Hall

Suddenly Jean Cocteau had an idea for a film

The trouble with these size zero models is that there's hardly enough meat on them to keep me going to the evening show.

I can't forget that date of ours
When passions were inflamed
You bit you clawed you turned into a savage beast untamed...no really

MADAGASCAR 3 - ESCAPE TO LONDON FASHION WEEK

I met him at the zoo, why do you ask?

The Lion in Winter Collection

The first of the three lions, Ego, had already got over the dissappointment of South Africa and was back in the limelight. The other two, Cash and Fatigue were still on holiday.

Simba fancied a drink, and, luckily, there was a Lion bar on site

"........ and this is my dinner date."

David Beckham sports his new hairstyle.

That ghost writer was worth his weight in gold on that personal ad

After the embarrassment of the Battle of Kruger, Simba had found it tough making a living on the savannah.

The Lion slips tonight ... into a surprisingly comfy pair of mid calf patent leather boots.

He might look great, but, boy! does his breath smell of gazelle

Eva, what do you think you are doing?!

Oh, just some lion dancing.

Top cat and tails.

Eat your hearts out tigers and bears.

"Well, Jasper jhas talken the fur trim theme of this year's collections to a new level!"

Of course he looks grumpy - M. St. Laurent just took him to the vets

The Lion, the Witch and the Ever-So-Expensive-But-Chic Wardrobe

The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe Error

In the post modern remake of the Wizard of Oz, it was the lion who didn't have a brain.

Then Naomi remembered. The reason to avoid taking the drugs while actually doing these fashion shows was the terrible hallucinations.

He stalked me for weeks and finally pounced, and we just sort of clicked.

Jean Paul Gaultier hadn't quite managed to get the collar right, but suddenly hit on a way to hide it

I don't care what Doctor Who wears, I still say you look stupid in a bow tie

Backstage, Jasper's team were still working frantically to get the elephant into his tailcoat.

Coco goes loco

He stalked me for weeks and finally pounced, and we just sort of clicked.

The Lion King-ky boots

Suddenly, there was a loud burping noise, and an antelope horn hit the Fashion Editor of Elle on the top of her head

These boots were made for stalking

It was at that point Noah got suspicious..

Of course we got funny looks on the Metro, what with that short skirt and your knobbly knees

And now for the mane attraction

The show was a roaring success.

Criticism of the mens collection by journalists covering the Dior show has been timid this year...

Fashion police - special ops unit, ma'am

Having done all the hard work in Narnia, Aslan decides to let his hair down.

I don't know why you worry - it wasn't that big a zit

Didn't she used to date Tony the Tiger?

Genetic engineering as fashion statement

Brigitte had been pleased to be able to sell almost all of her ginger armpit hair

Yes, my Prince did come, but Bernard here ate him

Clarissa quite liked Charles, but worried about the amount of raw red meat lying about their flat

Elle had been ill-advised to send their junior fashion editor, Mademoiselle Nilgai

Oh after the show we are cubbing it

I thought you said my modelling partner was FROM Lyon

"Go on Melvyn, do the party trick. I want THAT Okapi just leaving the room..."

Well i don't see any wardrobe

Unfortunately, Gerard's tail kept knocking Claudie's hair over her left eye

I've taken great pride in this collection

It adds a whole new meaning to kitten heels.

Oh, so it WAS your tail in your pocket then ...

I've heard some tails about you too

Kudus to you for a fabulous collection

He's one of the three lions that was made redundant after the poor show at the world cup

Well, I'm a Leo...

The lion the witch and the wardrobe mistress

So where's this yellow brick road then?

At last he was free to enjoy himself going to Kylie concerts, drink exotically-coloured cocktails and talk about boys with his straight female mates safe in the knowledge he wasn't going to be deported.

Living in the jungle, my dear, is no excuse for a lack of fashion sense

So your wearing them boots because you ate the Lion trainers.