Weekly Bonus Question
09:38 UK time, Friday, 5 March 2010
Welcome to the Weekly Bonus Question.
Each week the news quiz 7 days 7 questions will offer an answer. You are invited to suggest what the question might have been.
Suggestions should be sent using the COMMENTS BOX IN THIS ENTRY. Any answers submitted using the "Send us a letter" form on the right will be summarily ignored.
And since nobody likes a smart alec, kudos will be deducted for predictability in your suggestions.
This week's answer is THROW A KAYAK OUT OF A PLANE.
UPDATE 1635 GMT: The correct answer is how to skyack?
Of your woefully wrong suggestions, we liked:
- TheCoachman's How does the second verse of Agadoo begin?
- adam's How do you land on the Hudson River?
- Candace9839's What Finnish euphemism sort of loses something in translation?
- BeckySnow's When you're done with throwing toys out of your pram...
- SkarloeyLine's How will Blue Peter's Helen Skelton get there quicker next time?
- ARoseByAnyOther's Herve Villachaize's recurring nightmare?
- And MightyGiddyUpGal's Best stag party ever?
Thanks to all who entered.
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Comment number 1.
At 5th Mar 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:What is the title of Samuel L. Jackson's latest film?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:What is John Darwin's latest escape plan?
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At 5th Mar 2010, BaldoBingham wrote:How do you get rid of Eskimo stowaways?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:What was the original working title of "Indiana Jones and the Tample of Doom"?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:Canoe do it?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Gruffalo wrote:Gordon Brown's latest defence cuts surrounding delivery of vital equipment to the Royal Navy
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At 5th Mar 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:How would you avoid Ryanair's latest surcharge on palindromes?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:What was the The Times' film critic's review of the latest James Bond film?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:Darwinism evolved?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:Inuit? Or inyouout?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Candace9839 wrote:What lessaer known winter olympic sport failed to make the cut at Vancouver?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:Eskimo Knell?
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At 5th Mar 2010, BaldoBingham wrote:What do you punningly substitute when you've run out of bread to feed the French?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Candace9839 wrote:What are BA baggage handlers planning for the next strike?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:What's the alternative to paying Ryanair's excessive surcharges for lifejackets?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Candace9839 wrote:What lesser known winter olympic sport failed to make the cut at Vancouver?
(corrected)
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At 5th Mar 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:What's a Canoeclear Bomb?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Candace9839 wrote:After Momma survived the train?
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Comment number 19.
At 5th Mar 2010, Raven Clare wrote:What do you do if you find a suspicious native of Kayakistan on board your plane?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Raven Clare wrote:What's the plot of "Airport London 2012"?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Raven Clare wrote:What would make Arthur Kayak wish he'd bought a ticket?
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At 5th Mar 2010, BeckySnow wrote:With a Z-lister installed - the opening to the next series of 'I'm A Celebrity'.
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Comment number 23.
At 5th Mar 2010, Candace9839 wrote:The bad news is we couldn't get the Red Arrows to do a fly over.
So what's the good news?
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Comment number 24.
At 5th Mar 2010, Raven Clare wrote:What do you do when you find out that there isn't actually an airport at Eastbourne?
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Comment number 25.
At 5th Mar 2010, BeckySnow wrote:When you're done with throwing toys out of your pram....
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Comment number 26.
At 5th Mar 2010, Candace9839 wrote:What the mile high club might do for an encore?
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Comment number 27.
At 5th Mar 2010, Bill Tasker wrote:How should you respond to the old maxim "You can't have your kayak and 10,000 feet it"?
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Comment number 28.
At 5th Mar 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Owing to which misprint was Chile rapidly running out of cakes?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:OK, now sail this canoe to Cuba ...
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Comment number 30.
At 5th Mar 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Just another publicity stunt by the local radio station?
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Comment number 31.
At 5th Mar 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:Why? Because you can't have your kayak and 'eathrow.
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At 5th Mar 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:What was Barnes-Wallis' first plan in 1943?
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Comment number 33.
At 5th Mar 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:Why is it unfortunate that 'Kayak' is Armenian for 'pilot'?
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At 5th Mar 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:We haven't enough parachutes I'm afraid?
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At 5th Mar 2010, scott wrote:What did Mr.T say was the only way he would get on a plane?
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Comment number 36.
At 5th Mar 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Now, if you'd empty your other pocket, Sir?
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At 5th Mar 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:The Alaska Air emergency procedures for a water landing call for what?
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Comment number 38.
At 5th Mar 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:How The Guardian says the dinosaurs really died out?
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Comment number 39.
At 5th Mar 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Delivery for Sarah Palindrome?
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Comment number 40.
At 5th Mar 2010, scott wrote:What's the only way to upsatge throwing a TV out of a hotel window?
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Comment number 41.
At 5th Mar 2010, Damo77 wrote:As a good way to fake your own death when flying above water
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At 5th Mar 2010, Damo77 wrote:Sorry shuld say. Whats a good way to fake your own death when flying above water?
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At 5th Mar 2010, SkarloeyLine wrote:How do the Confederate States organise food parcel drops?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Catherine O wrote:Is everything under control, Captain?
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At 5th Mar 2010, SkarloeyLine wrote:Eskimo knell?
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At 5th Mar 2010, BeckySnow wrote:What's a perfectly reasonable reaction to there being no dry roasted peanuts to go with your G&T?
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At 5th Mar 2010, SkarloeyLine wrote:How will Blue Peter's Helen Skelton get there quicker next time?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:How does the second verse of "Agadoo" begin?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Tom Micklewright wrote:How do you get a pigeon off of your chimney?
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At 5th Mar 2010, millie wrote:the new affordable hovercraft is to ...
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At 5th Mar 2010, BeckySnow wrote:How to dash the hopes of someone who's been bobbing in rough seas for hours: shout 'forgot the paddle - back tomorrow!' and ....
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At 5th Mar 2010, SkarloeyLine wrote:'Cos it's a laugh, Inuit?
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At 5th Mar 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Drat, here comes Dudley Dooright?
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At 5th Mar 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Herve Villachaize's recurring nightmare?
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Comment number 55.
At 5th Mar 2010, eddie-george wrote:How do you launch a canoe's missile?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Best stag party ever?
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Comment number 57.
At 5th Mar 2010, Donald Barker wrote:That's the last time I rely on my Berlitz pocket guide in Uzbekistan to wish a newly-married couple long life and happiness.
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At 5th Mar 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:What happens if somebody forgets the first instruction, "First sit in the kayak"?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Brown-water rafting?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:What follows "Exits are to your left, right and to the rear of the plane ..."?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:Virgin and the ridiculous?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Santa has it up to here with all the outdoors enthusiasts on his list?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:A Thai marriage custom was it?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Caroline wrote:Name the Sport relief charity song?
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Comment number 65.
At 5th Mar 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Paging Mr Alan Kayak, please see the air hostess about a problem with your boarding card?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:WAY up the creek without a paddle?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MorningGlories wrote:Captain, she'll not lake much more of this?
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At 5th Mar 2010, jim carr wrote:how do you create a vacancy on BLUE PETER?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MorningGlories wrote:How Todd proposed to Sarah Palin?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Gray Gable wrote:What suggestion to a new recruit finally got Biggles the sack?
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At 5th Mar 2010, jim carr wrote:how do you create a vacancy on BLUE PETER?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:What do you do if Samuel L. Jackson gets on your flight with a canoe that wriggles?
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At 5th Mar 2010, StaySingle24 wrote:Is it a bird or a plane?
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Comment number 74.
At 5th Mar 2010, BigDemboReturns wrote:What was the given answer to the 成人快手 news websites Bonus question for thw weekly quiz on Friday 12th March?
A) I CAN LIE AS MUCH AS I WANT AT THIS INQUIRY, THE ACCUSED WILL ALL STICK TOGETHER AND NOBODY WILL KNOW I FAILED, actively, TO PROTECT BRITISH SERVICEMEN.
B) THE FOOD AT RIVER CAFE WAS SALTIER THAN THE THAMES.
C) THROW A KAYAK OUT OF A PLANE.
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Comment number 75.
At 5th Mar 2010, eddie-george wrote:What should a pilot do before pressing the "eject" button?
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At 5th Mar 2010, rockandhardplace wrote:What is the latest dare devil sky diving craze?
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At 5th Mar 2010, wappet wrote:Of course Ryanair deliver passengers to city centres. As they fly over Westminster bridge just sit in it while they throw a kayak out of a plane.
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Comment number 78.
At 5th Mar 2010, lateeh_s wrote:Kayak is a palindrome. A new breed of 鈥渆xperimental realist philosophers鈥 have been trying to test whether palindrome nouns are the same forwards and backwards in real life. What did they do to test pilot this worthy and enlightening venture?
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At 5th Mar 2010, BeckySnow wrote:What sounds like a plan when you鈥檙e off your tits on vodka flying back to Brum from Magaluf?
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At 5th Mar 2010, v8falcon wrote:Name one of Julie Andrews' less well known favourite things.
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At 5th Mar 2010, Paul Wareham wrote:Due to defence cut backs, what is the British Army's new secret weapon in Afghanistan?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MorningGlories wrote:Contender for worst misheard song lyrics?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MorningGlories wrote:You haven't actually read Crime and Punishment have you?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MorningGlories wrote:Surprise plot twist in the season finale of Big Love?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MorningGlories wrote:What did you deduce from the pilchards littering the cargo bay, Mr Poirot?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Welcome to 成人快手 Hyperbole wrote:What would you be forced to do if the toilet was broken on your long haul flight?
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At 5th Mar 2010, MorningGlories wrote:So what does one do for fun in Nome, Alaska?
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At 5th Mar 2010, FilboidStudge wrote:What might a dyslexic whitewater-enthusiast carpenter do?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Matt wrote:How would one go about Skyacking?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Athos wrote:Previously unknown verses from the spitting image chicken song have come to light. The first verse actually started so:
Rub a doiley on your chin,
go and steal a weathervane,
paint your windows blue,
but how did it end?
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At 5th Mar 2010, FilboidStudge wrote:Alaska Airlines' new slogan is "Faster than by mooseback", which replaces the previous, less catchy鈥
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At 5th Mar 2010, Lee Ledwith wrote:How did the woodworker make his way home?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:'Kayak' certainly sounds foreign ... with all these terrorists about, what should we do?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Jan Podsiadly wrote:What is the latest Government recycling initiative to fail?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:What's the Government's raft of ideas to refloat British Airways?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:All aircraft out of Luton are now to be fitted with airbags?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:Forget the Germans and their towels, what do you do when an Eskimo tries to bag the best seats on an aeroplane?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:Kayakes on a Plane?
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At 5th Mar 2010, Alex Hay wrote:What was the MOD's response to warnings of ammunition shortages in afghanistan?
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At 5th Mar 2010, FilboidStudge wrote:What's the rescue plan for stranded ferry passengers locked in the Baltic ice?
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