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What does the abreviation ASR stand for?

What do you give to stressed sauerkraut?

What a party on the moon needs?

What type of sausage roll can you eat in either hand?

What was third at the 2:40 race at Ascot?

What means "sort of like lamb"

What snack can you make with ham and beans?

What car does Mr. Wall drive?

The Beckhams next son's name?

What snacks can you eat when you're "in the mood"?

What was the surprise entree at the Vegetarian Societies annual dinner?

What happens if you put an ambient sausage on the top of a hill?

What do most of Heston Blumenthal's customers really crave?

What Portsmouth FC was recently valued at?

What really sealed the deal between Sinn Fein and the DUP?

What does the NHS recommend if the vending machine in the gents is broken?

What is the height of culinary excellence at Greggs?

My oven is busted, my microwave on the blink, but I desire a small snack of mechanically recovered meat wrapped in an oily pastry. Oh, Delia, what can I have?

What controls the little light in fridges?

You've brought someone back to your flat, you've put a Sinatra CD on, you've turned down the lights, and you've sprayed industrial-strength bleach around the bathroom ... what else do you need?

This is offal stuff?

What caused the last major strike at British Leyland?

Why it is best not to watch what goes in it?

What snacks do you know are made of beef, because they've mood?

And our runner-up gets a lifetime supply of?

Buffet Freud?

What's not usually part of the Muslim meal on BA?

Living high on the hog are we?

What's best when made with free-range ambients?

The government's new initiative to thwart global warming?

Have we run out of bacon again?!

What do you get when you mix equal portions of scrapple and haggis?

And this little piggy stayed home?

What do you call a dachshund going walkies?

The other white (light) meat?

What was Saddam Hussein actually stockpiling?

Tastes like glowing chicken?

What gets dressed up and put on display in the butcher shop window at night?

Do you want home fries with that?

A cheaper alternative to Viagra?

So you are pleased to see me?

Bait for a press conference?

John Prescott diet confessions?

After many more years of training, what has Esther Rantzen's dog finally succeded in saying?

True, it looks better on the menu as Rouleaux de Saucissons á l'ambience, but they're still just…

What do you eat when you CAN make both ends meat?

The next compilation album to be released by the Ministry of Sound?

What is 7 across - I am bent recycled snacks?

Mouldy? Actually, I said they tasted moody.

In an attempt to appeal more to the British market, what will BMW rename their new "Bratwurst Edition" Rolls Royce?

Due to the increasing number of people being admitted to A&E with burns to the mouth, Brussels politician have passed new regulation which means high street pasty shops must now serve what?

What mis-labelled snack caused a stir with the gobbledegook group this week after it went on sale at co-ops across the country.

What is the favoured snack food of members of The Orb?

It has now been conclusively proved that an embarrassed NASA had dubbed over Neil Armstrong actually saying what?

In tests, 9 out of 10 cats said their owners preferred what?

What do they sell in Gregg's new branch on the moon?

What do they call vegetarian snacks if "they've almost got lamb in it"?

Where else would one hide a picture of the Madonna with the big...?

What would you like for your ambient lunch?

When the microwave's on the fritz?

Why has the Coop cancelled its contract with a Mumbai call centre with a sideline in food-labelling?

When old snacks come back to haunt?

What's Delia's next book called?

What happens when you put your snacks too close to the fridge magnets?

Why don't I buy from the Sellafield branch of Gregg's?

What's the latest takeaway scandal over kebabs?

in a tragic spell-check mishap, Walls' new Hambient sausage rolls were mistakenly introduced as what?

What is the inside of a pig called?

What do they call flaky pastry filled with Ready-Brek?

Trading up on prosthetic sausages?

What's the most popular car air-freshener of 2010?

What can't you buy from Tesco's if you're wearing pyjamas or have bare feet?

What did I find was jamming the accelerator pedal of my new Yaris?

What can be found between a Hotpot and a Chilli Con Carne?

What did John Prescott find was jamming the accelerator pedal of his new Jag?

The advert claims we'll go hog wild for what?

What will you get ID checked for in Tesco's? Assuming you're old enough to buy the quiche that goes with it?

What did they find when they opened up the suggestion box?

What was all my new DVD of "Diet the Prescott Way" had to say?

How was Melton Mowbray translated into Japanese?

What is part of Wall's new Ectoplasm range?

What do you need after a Trance Burger?

What is the latest product from the Prince of Wales' Duchy range of quality foodstuffs?

Food stuffed

When pigs fly, who is it that makes their jet engines?

Who will be challenging Cheryl Cole for domination of this week's dance chart?

What's the new cool food from the hottest retailer?

What phrase (in many ways) most reminds you of your Student days?

What three words are missing?
Pie maker makes ... Royce car for charity road race but it turned out to be just an old banger.

What your hotdog becomes if you leave it out overnight?

What product caused the plain english society to complain to the co-op for not using plain english.

What will "Hello" pay Jordan for the rights to her inevitable next marriage?

Who would Katie Price marry next if there was some money in it?

What is the ideal accompaniment to vacuous chips?

What do posh people call luke-warm hotdogs?

A pack of what has the same IQ as Katie Price and her new beau?

Researchers have discovered that patients who were previously thought to be in a permanent vegetative state showed brain activity when stimulated with what?

What do fans of trance music eat for lunch?

What does Nigella keep in her handbag for those bus journeys she’s always making, even when the camera crew aren’t with her?

What new technology is to be introduced by Philips this year?