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Where can you always be assured of finding a policeman?

What's one less than a Baker's Dozen?

Where would you find the health warning 'May contain nuts'?

What do Krispy Kreme franchise holders attend once a year?

Why do boy racers gather in supermarket car parks in Essex?

Where will you find guest speaker ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖr Simpson?

Where do cupcakes get a good kicking?

Where do dyslexic fans go to celebrate the star of the first 'Goodbye, Mr Chips'?

What do you call a prolonged bun fight ? A ......

What are all these circles in the car park?

Where is it hardest not to practice 'fattism'?

Where do hot cross (country) buns race? In a .....

What are Greggs going on to promote sugar-coated, jam-filled buns?

This fitness break brought to you by Krispy Kreme?

Whose VIP lounge is full of pink icing and hundreds and thousands?

What's the one event that can get Second Lifers away from their computers?

Where you might find a hole lot of love?

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What will lure IT to your desk?

Who put the jam in the jamalamalamadingdong?

Where do delegates let off steam at the salad bar?

What do you call the protective ring of subordinates around a expenses cheating MP?

You have your Bull market, then your Bear market. Then what?

When a trick question turns into a treat?

A Simpsons homecoming?

How did New Jersey resident Edward Ates, who was "too fat to have killed his son-in-law" find the motivation to make it up the stairs so quickly?

Warning: Drivethrough windows at the doughnut shop may lead to what?

To fend off the munchies during long tennis points, Andre Agassi would munch on small cakes. In his new autobiography, how does he refer to these points?

How did Bill Gates thank all his programmers for their hard work on Windows 7?

What's tastier than a cheese-rolling contest?

When a spoonful of sugar helps the Starbucks go down?

What's replacing the traditional 'trick or treat' this Hallowe'en?

Breakfast of champions?

Supersize my bake sale?

Getting bored of nuggets then sprinting, what does Usain Bolt want to do in the motorsport world?

How did Krispy Kreme choose to deal with their surplus of product after they improved their factory efficiency?

The Hon T McNulty's ring of supporters when apologising yesterday in House of Commons is known as a....

What did Andy Murray avoid to become world number 2?

What did Queen Elizabeth affectionately call Sir Walter when he brought back potatoes from the Americas... You

The postal strike has also been referred to as a...?

At which only other annual event is the police presence more intense than at G20?

What beats a bagel bash?

What's Plan B for getting votes on the healthcare bill?

Batter up?

Where would you find ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖr Simpson in an Audi Quattro?

Crullers at fifty paces?

We're fresh out of gumballs, what now?

What typically follows a Cream Slice slump?

In a bid to generate more interest in sports within this increasingly overweight nation, what is currently being petitioned for the 2012 Olympic Games?

Where Martin Waldseemuller and Matthias Ringmann actually got the inspiration for the shape of their map?

Where uttering 'Ich bin ein Berliner' might be appropriate?

Where's the worst place to try and sell gym memberships?

Which two expressions are never found in the same sentance? Health eating and...

Which two expressions are never found in the same sentence? Health eating and...

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How can I avoid crashing my car?

Andre Agassi recently revealed many secrets in his autobiography, but how did he refer to the munchies?

What did desperate dan win each year at the cactusville rodeo?

What are they hosting at Donnington next year instead of the British Formula One Grand Prix

At this year’s they wanted to tackle the increasing problem of addicts injecting themselves with cream that had gone off.

What other term can be used to describe The Labour Party Conference?

One delegate had to be rushed to hospital for an emergency jam transfusion.

Prof. Nutt advised the goverment that there was something more hazardous to your health than a cocaine, LSD, alcohol and tobacco cocktail. But what was its name?

A new bread-making craze has swept across squirrel populations throughout the UK this year. An annual event to mark the soaring popularity will be named what?

Sir Walter and Anunty Bessie announce the name of their new baby girl.

Viagra gives competitors a major advantage in which popular annual naturist event?

Babs arrived wearing a sprig of holly and blue flames in her hair because some meanie had told her it was fancy dress.

Major Political Parties have rebranded thier annual conferences to a more accurate description of their intellect and public concern awareness.

If ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖr Simpson were to become a dictator, at what event would his supporters swear absolute loyalty to him?

There was a door policy of strictly no doilies.

Where does ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖr Simpson go every Saturday?

Since obesity is classed as a disability which new event will be added to the 2012 Paralympics games?

When the long run of losses in the stock market finally came to an end, led by a sharp rise in shares in Krispy Kreme, how did economists describe the phenomenon?

Fans indulge Delia in her dotage when she launches her book called Pastry Scenarios

What was Sir Walter's less intelligent cousin called?

after years without any silverware at anfield, rafa benitez hopes to dominate in which competition?

The working name for a new bicycle for the obese

What did M15 have Mick McGahey taped as saying when being asked about his car insurance

after years without silverware at anfield, rafa banitez hopes to excell in?

Where does Jeremy Clarkson go at the weekends?

Complete the following quotation, attributed to Queen Elizabeth 1 when stepping on a cloak in a puddle: " You're a ...........!"

The other Secret Service code name for Bill Clinton?

What goes round and round and round?

What is the answer to this week's bonus question?

What is the kind of rally favoured by Andre Agassi since his retirement?

Dodgeball the sequel?

Give an example of what MPs choosing to spend their expenses on

Do you want thighs with that?

If Calendar Girl Celia Imrie needs "considerably bigger buns", what does Jo Brand need?

Where will you always find Cesc Fabregas after gameday?

The next best thing to Sliced Bread!

What Jan Moir sent Nigella an invite to?

What shall we call the confectionery version of the famous domino game?

What normally precedes an economic recovery?

What a pastry chef might be a Dr of?

What is the mystery round in Raymond Blanc's The Restaurant?

Where would ‘you don’t sweat much for a fat lass!’ be deemed a sweet chat-up line?

What do you call MP supporters surrounding an MP who is trying put forward a personal statement?

What's faster than a cakewalk, a bun dance and pastry wheel?

What's faster than a cakewalk, a bun dance and a pastry wheel?