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What do you mean, they're only running a 'skeleton' service today?

Been waiting long?

The NHS? No, no complaints here.

You wait a life time for a bus, and then 3 will turn up......

What happen to the bus services......

=Dennis Junior=

I see Swine Flu's taken a new direction.

Watching people on the fourth plinth was taking its toll on spectators

There's probably no bus. Now enjoy your afterlife.

You're at the wrong stop mate, we're waiting for the "one un-dead and seventeen"!

"The number 19 was late and the Daily Mail Headline Writers' annual outing was being spoiled. Transport for London knew it was in for some bad coverage the following day."

Mmm, it keeps good time, thought the lady in white on the left, but this new watch cost me an arm and a leg

Continuous use of iPods have been shown to produce unfortunate side effects.

Surplus extras from the Thriller set make their way home from the O2.

Number 19? That'll be the Zombus.

Just another day in Croydon

Londoners prepare an alternative tourist trap.

Damn recession, normally I wouldn't be caught dead on public transport.

After a while, all Gok Wan's magic seemed to fade

The bus finally arrived.......28 days later.

Have you seen how much a funeral costs these days?

"Excuse me - Joe Mattock's not been through here has he?"

And we only went into hospital for ingrowing toenails

Drivers wanted: Call 0800....

Hopefuls to replace Noel make their way home from meeting Liam

One of the drawbacks in trying to see every show at the Edinburgh Fringe..

After all the financial problems, Mr. Bingley's health went downhill fast

Scientists are shocked to find a computer virus has finally made the jump to humans

The runner was delighted at the supermarket's highly underestimated 'Bag-For-Life'

Teachers prepare to go home after the end of the first day of the new school year..

It's a very good bus service, actually - always undead on time

All concurred the Nazi uniform was perhaps in bad taste

You've all got the job - you'll save George A. Romero a fortune on make-up

Royal Bank of Scotland shareholders head off to the AGM..

It could be worse, we might be in Benidorm.

"I do believe it's Pimms o clock!"

The driver just knew there was going to be a fight for the designated Zombie Seat on the bus

X Factor auditions, the outtakes.

Doctor Who costume department recieve a 25% pay cut

Hard day at the office, dear?

Hey-ho...

Busk Till Dawn

French officials regret making a Parisian street one-way in each direction ...

Isn't that just awful - look at all that graffiti

No, Igor, we need something a bit fresher.

The first day of sales could be murder.

Flash mob Michael Jackson tribute

Harlequins fans still cannot understand what all the fuss has been about.

Corpse Ride

Hey, but I didn't eat the mousse ...

The free bus pass was a big hit with the residents of Worthing.

Government Memo: Ministers are advised to avoid referring to the undead as "Zombies" and should instead use the term "Respiratory-Challenged".

"When doing-your-utmost-to-make-a-bus-driver-actually-stop-for-you-'cos-God-forbid-he-actually-does-his-job-rather-than-swearing-at-you-for-standing-just-next-to-the-bus-stop-where-he-can't-hit-you-with-a-trailing-wing-mirror goes bad"

People were just dying to try the new Greyhound service.

Excuse me, does this bus go near the cemetary?

Charity collectors claim their jobs have become much tougher since the credit crunch.

BNP left dumbfounded after bloody zombies come and take all the jobs.

...and make sure to check around the seat in case any other bits have fallen off...

The BNP took a hammering at the General Election.

No I feel fine, how about you?

We'll ALL get you, Butler.

You wait ages for a zombie and then ten turn up all at once.

When zombies attack? That's been done. Now when zombies commute, that's original research...

I hope this bus goes to Heathrow - I've got a terminal illness

The NHS were slightly taken aback at the side effects of the new Swine Flu vaccination.

Typical. You wait ages for a zombie, and then 6 come along at once.

My Harry could have got a decent well-paid job as a leper, but, oh no, that wasn't good enough for him, was it?

"Liquefied brain just goes right through me. I'm glad I brought the bucket."

People in Briton suddenly realise why getting up before 8AM on mondays should be made illegal.

As the cast and crew of "The One Show" assembled for their photo-shoot, Adrian stood at the back of the shelter, wondering why Christine needed a minder with a bucket.

"Right, that's it. It's been 180 years, 51 weeks, six days, 19 hours, 36 minutes and 44 seconds and one still ain't come. In't it about time we made a complaint?"

Well, let's hope the next 20/20 isn't rained off as well.

All a-bored

While most city bus drivers believes that the weekend night shift is the worst, the true horror of the saturday morning shift is understimated at their peril.

The Pfizer Whistleblowers were warned about corporate revenge but none expected this...

Well, I for one won't be doing 'The Weakest Link' again! How was I to know Anne was still looking for donors?

Millwall fans hate away games!

Pimp my anatomy class

Ok you guys your all busdead.......

That's an interesting perfume you were wearing

They were all travelling on a one way ticket.

10 things we didn't know last week ...Zombies prefer public transport

No mate this is the bus FROM Rampton, Peter Byans route.

"This bleedin' bus service will be the death of me"

"This bus service is grave." "Yes, in future I think I'm going to use the Undeadground".

Bus Radio - "...and now the news. Government economists are still refusing to admit that the pension crisis has become a serious problem."

Waiting for the dead of night bus.

Oh, don't worry - they're just making another Government Information film about the dangers of smoking

Once Brian announced that before death he'd been an accountant, he had the whole shelter to himself.

Night Bus of the Living Dead

Aardman Animation are criticised for their latest claymation film being too horrific for children - "Shaun the Sheep of the Dead"

Who's the new whitish guy with the small pointy nose?

Cheeky usage of caption competition as message board but - is Candace9839 the same Candace that rides a horse in New Jersey, as seen in Sundays feature also in Magazine section? Just curious!

No, it's alright, you're not suppose to wear white and gore after Labor day.

"Anyone fancy a Thriller sing-along?"

The late lamented.

I always used to wonder what the United Nations D.E.A.D. stood for

Abercrombie and Fitch were delighted when they filled all their store vacancies with one advert.

DOA? No, mate we're DBAs.

If we're looking for brains, why are we taking a bus route that goes through Shoreditch?

I've stood so long my legs are dropping off