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Another major shock in the world of police forensics: after finding evidence samples stored in fridges alongside food, officials were dismayed to find that decontamination chambers were what?

In order to raise some extra income for tfl, London bus drivers have decided that their buses should also perform another function. What is it?

With only engineers, and not bus drivers, qualified to turn heating off, what have many buses this week been described as?

Since grants and loans have been frozen, students have been finding new ways of raising funds to keep body and soul in beer and takeaways: so around the country, money has been pouring in as the tiny rooms in halls of residence have been doing what?

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As temperatures soar in the heatwave, garden sheds are what ?

Government offices.....

As a nod to alternative power sources, what has Michael Eavis, head of the Glastonbury festival, been using Bruce Springstein's trailer for?

With a lack of offers from prospective clubs in England on the table, Michael Owen has been linked to which little known third division Greek team?

What have many lakes been doing this week?

Soaring temperatures and torrential downpours at this year's Glastonbury led to campers' tents doubling as saunas.

With the tennis action heating up and the introduction of courts with roofs, what new alternative function are the members of Wimbledon considering for their facilities?

During the current hot weather -even with all the windows open & fans whirling - what our offices are -in this old building with no air conditioning

What megalomaniacal anagramatical meterologist Doug suggests in order to break the heatwave? "I Douglas Bans a Sun"

Illegal Sri Lankan-Lithuanian immigrant, Assauna Sassaunas, has been accused of what?

What characteristic has my laptop computer taken on this week?

Its not all bad news for obese burger eating Americans, a new use has been found for their belly buttons.

In the recent heatwave my underpants have been put to what unexpected use?

As traffic grounds to a standstill in and around the Roadworks on the M25 between J15 - J18, what are peoples cars now being suggested as??

In a bid to stave off criticism to his latest expenses claim a Labour MP said that the claim for his 3 garden sheds was justified as they each served 2 functions. They can store garden equipment and they are also...?

Despite the recent heatwave, a weekend in skegness could never be described as

Bruce Springsteen's steamy performance left one onlooker to suggest his famous singing lungs could be used for what other purpose?

Despite the heatwave TfL today said that they would not consider renting out their tube trains to gyms with a view to what?

A well known front bencher was overheard in the commons bar late Wednesday night commenting on the performance at the despatch box during PMQ's. He was heard to remark, Another display like that and Harriet will put a paddle to him, doubling as saunas. I'll get my coat.

The meeting rooms used by the House of Commons' Committee on MP's expenses are also....what?

dyadic transformation in a Finnish Bathhouse?

after the week long heatwave Margret Becket has decided to go commando leaving the contents of her underwear drawer.....

Due to heavy criticism of the recent Transformers film, Michael Bay has decided that his only hope of drawing in the crowds for the 3rd installment is to drift even further away from the true storyline...Optimus Prime will be what?

Do to rising obesity levels as well as rising heat levels in the UK this week, fat womens armpits have been ..... what?

The new Speaker of the House of Commons has today suggested that what new function be applied the Commons and the Lords in order to "restore public trust in government"?

What were Mollie Sugden's last words?

In response to national shortages of coal bricks, Swedish ministers have announced a switch to alternative methods of powering their steamrooms, including an increase by...

The 617 bus from Bradofrd Royal Infirmary to the Interchange was what this week?

The ministry of defence this week had another embarassing moment when it found that ill-equipped army vehicles in Afghanistan were being hired out to local people - for what?

Gitmo redevelopment plan?

At Wimbledon this week, the size of tennis players private parts has been found to be doing what this week?

MP's home offices approved for expense reimbursement were what?

MPs have been advised to describe their alternate properties as being what to justify their claims monies.

that answer was meant to be - "doubling IN saunas" - sorry!

What have businesses throughout the country been this week?

What is the new motto of the Army Physical Training Corps which replaced 'mens sana in corpore sano'?

According to ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ News "The cause of schizophrenia remains unclear, but it is thought that up to 90% of cases may be inherited". What is the result of a schizoprenic Dad and a Mum with high self eSteam?

The headline in The Irish Times was meant to read - "Dublin Gas - So Nasty" - what astuclly appeared following a typomanical erroor ?

Large DIY chain runs out of steam rooms. Anyone desperately needing one should go to Ireland as ...

MacDonald's Restaurants

A study into Dublin's red-light district made a surprise discovery when brothels were found to be doubling as what?

When Dion Dublin beat Graham Souness in the annual Pro celebrity Golf competition in Benidorm it headlined the Back Page news