Weekly Bonus Question
09:15 UK time, Friday, 19 June 2009
Welcome to the Weekly Bonus Question.
Each week the news quiz will offer an answer. You are invited to suggest what the question might have been.
Suggestions should be sent using the COMMENTS link below. And since nobody likes a smart alec, kudos will be deducted for predictability in your suggestions.
This week's answer is A WONKY JAW.
UPDATE, 1605 BST: The correct answer - what was one of the identifying marks on a cat which went missing from a vet's surgery in Cheltenham (and which the vet distributed 20,000 posters trying to find).
Comment number 1.
At 19th Jun 2009, Dougie wrote:What does my wife get after she's been yacking on the phone for too long?
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At 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:What's the strangest thing that any MP has claimed for?
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At 19th Jun 2009, chester_copperpott wrote:Telling John Prescott to 'slow down on the pies' will guarantee you what?
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At 19th Jun 2009, chub wrote:What's a waj?
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Comment number 5.
At 19th Jun 2009, 1950 wrote:Ronaldo failed a medical at Real Madrid because of...?
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At 19th Jun 2009, danbeen wrote:Steven Spielberg told the great white shark he'd failed the audition because of what?
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At 19th Jun 2009, Phil_in_Brum wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 8.
At 19th Jun 2009, phillymaus wrote:What do you call a mistake on a website telling you that the comments link is below when it is in fact above?
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Comment number 9.
At 19th Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:What do you call a chat with a donkey with one leg shorter than the rest?
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Comment number 10.
At 19th Jun 2009, russorange wrote:Which mandibular disability rhymes with donkey bore?
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Comment number 11.
At 19th Jun 2009, Kieran Boyle wrote:What do Cherie Blair and Gordon Brown have in common?
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Comment number 12.
At 19th Jun 2009, Eutychus15 wrote:How might a posh person say "I promise to tell you the truth"?
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Comment number 13.
At 19th Jun 2009, profoundspringy99 wrote:13 Across: Turns out Jay won wak leading to a need for a dental visit(1, 5, 3)
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Comment number 14.
At 19th Jun 2009, lavaboarder wrote:Sowwy, I will nowt come to wwwoork today because I hov a?
excuse for a sick day
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Comment number 15.
At 19th Jun 2009, kevinjwoods wrote:What is Gordon browns excuse for everything he has said in the last year?
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Comment number 16.
At 19th Jun 2009, tigatim wrote:I like Bruce Forsyth and he does not have a
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At 19th Jun 2009, Graham wrote:Why does Gordon Brown talk like that?
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At 19th Jun 2009, Hailsbells wrote:What do you get if you cross a 3 legged donkey with a shark?
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Comment number 19.
At 19th Jun 2009, deleted wrote:Where do I keep all my single keys?
In my one key jar - at the side of the door.
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Comment number 20.
At 19th Jun 2009, Chris Ford wrote:What to you get if you masticate too much?
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At 19th Jun 2009, mikecambs wrote:what is the only thing that gordon brown did not claim for?
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At 19th Jun 2009, onscene wrote:World famous Confectionary Company introduces new sweet called ...
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At 19th Jun 2009, mol1968 wrote:Vanessa Feltz blames weight problems on .....
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At 19th Jun 2009, MarkeBlog wrote:What did the stunned fly suffer from after Obama flexed his presidential muscles to give it a clean left hook this week?
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Comment number 25.
At 19th Jun 2009, Chris Ford wrote:When confronted with his latest expense claim did Gordon Brown have:
A - A straight face
B - A stiff upper lip
C - A quivering lip
D - ???
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Comment number 26.
At 19th Jun 2009, Donald Barker wrote:Geronimo's correct postal address was Wounded Knee, but to his annoyance his letters kept being delivered to...
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Comment number 27.
At 19th Jun 2009, irwin_winterchest wrote:What injury prevented Earl "The Walrus" Bakowski from competing in the Louisiana clam eating championships this year?
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Comment number 28.
At 19th Jun 2009, Clip (I look at others and see fear in them eyes) wrote:Ricky Hatton has one now, what is it?
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Comment number 29.
At 19th Jun 2009, kINGSTONRAINBOW wrote:What was the wibbly wobbly donkey's first injury?
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Comment number 30.
At 19th Jun 2009, Preston wrote:Gordon Brown's facial tic when speaking...?
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Comment number 31.
At 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:What's the number 1 reason for having your entry reffered to the moderators?
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At 19th Jun 2009, MikeGW7ODP wrote:What was wrong with Wonky Donkey on SM:TV live with Ant and Dec ?
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Comment number 33.
At 19th Jun 2009, excellentmad_hatter wrote:Why does Gordon Brown always do that at the end of sentences?
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Comment number 34.
At 19th Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:If you forget what TMJ stands for, just call it what?
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Comment number 35.
At 19th Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Haven't had a tetanus shot in years, why do ask?
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Comment number 36.
At 19th Jun 2009, lluaph wrote:What defective material did Samson blame for his ability to slay only 42 Philistines in a day?
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Comment number 37.
At 19th Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:Manchester Uniteds new overseas striker is called?
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At 19th Jun 2009, TheDorfmeister wrote:What feature of Max Mosley's face prompted the members of FOTA to propose an alternative F1 championship?
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Comment number 39.
At 19th Jun 2009, MBoast wrote:Gordon Brown walks into a bar and the barman says ................
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Comment number 40.
At 19th Jun 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:What will be the most common injury at the end of the Lion's tour to South Africa ?
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Comment number 41.
At 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:Who will be the next leader of North Korea? - A 'Won Ky Jaw'
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At 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:Why does the Ayotollah have a beard?
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At 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:Margaret Thatcher went into hospital with a broken arm, what did her opponent go to hospital with?
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At 19th Jun 2009, clare_555 wrote:Mr Willy Wonka's Umpa Lumpa employee was angry at having to take a pay cut due to the economic conditions. A scuffle ensued, and resulted in Mr Willy Wonka suffering what?
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Comment number 45.
At 19th Jun 2009, dvdmelech wrote:What was Lembit Opik's excuse when challenged about his 'private surgery' expenses claim.
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Comment number 46.
At 19th Jun 2009, perfectcookiejar wrote:What was 7 year old Yogi born with which made him look 'a bit strange'?
(I'm guessing this is to do with the dog who no one wanted?! - bit mean using a newsround report. We may act like kids but we're not really!!)
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At 19th Jun 2009, tricialibrarian wrote:What genetic cancerous condition is endangering the Tasmanian Devil/
What genetic cancer-causing conditino could cause the extinctioni of the Tasmanian Devil?
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Comment number 48.
At 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:What does Dougie Lawson (entry no.1) get after complaining about his wife yacking on the phone for too long?
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