Caption Competition
15:33 UK time, Friday, 3 April 2009
Winning entries in the caption competition.
The competition is now closed.
This week, the Browns welcomed the Obamas to Downing Street. But what's being said?
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Dhanoalot
"So basically, when Crouch scores, he does the robot, like this. Watch me now!"
5. LaurenceLane
"And if you're really interested, I can get you a great mortgage through Northern Rock."
4. Kudosless
"An arm round her is nothing, Michelle. This is the hand I goosed her with..."
3. WeeChrissieB
"Now, Mr President, please assist us by calling down the dove from above. Hhrrrooow! Hhrrrooow!"
2. NotMeHonest
With his casual remark "looks like rain", Obama was getting the hang of British small-talk.
1. Vicky S
"Please high five me Barack. I've got a hole in my 18 -28 demographic that you wouldn't believe."
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At 2nd Apr 2009, embraboy wrote:Eh? Poor show :o)
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At 2nd Apr 2009, littleDickie wrote:With the blurb: Caption Competition
* Posted Thursday, 2 April 2009 at 13:30 UK time
Apologies, there will be no caption competition this week.
Monitor has done it again.
The Gremlins win?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:awwwwww!
And I was preparing to put money on this article being featured
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At 2nd Apr 2009, CairnTerrier wrote:Perhaps we could make up captions and leave it to others to imagine the picture.
"Don't worry your holiness, she said prostitute - not protestant"
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At 2nd Apr 2009, lovely_penguin wrote:Sure, we can do a version of singing in the rain. I'll get the umbrellas, you watch for the policeman over there.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, rogueslr wrote:Gee, twenty trillion, a bargain!
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:And may God strike us down if the poor are not better off today than a century ago...
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Dodie James wrote:Yes, but smile at which camera?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, rogueslr wrote:Damn, it's the bat signal, I gotta go.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:GB: So, Michelle, did you and the Queen and I discussed the long and the short of it?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Dodie James wrote:Latest pics of Happy Slapping at the G20 found..
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:GB: So, Michelle, did you and the Queen discuss the long and the short of it?
(correction)
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:GB: No, the offside rule is quite simple really...
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At 2nd Apr 2009, rogueslr wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:You're America's first black President? I'm Britain's first Brown PM.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, jpmurf wrote:Sarah: So Michelle, what is it like being married to a popular politician?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Yes, it is fun being tall isn't it?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, WeeChrissieB wrote:Now, Mr President, please assist us by calling down the dove from above. Hhrrrooow! Hhrrrooow!
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At 2nd Apr 2009, clare_555 wrote:Obama: money doesn't fall out of the sky
Gordan: It doesn't grow on trees either
Together: Thats our A plan down the sink then.
(New Opera starting in the Spring, 'The Browns & Obama's' )
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At 2nd Apr 2009, jpmurf wrote:How big is our ego? It's this big.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, rogueslr wrote:And I know that there's someone looking over me, thank you Superman.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:I O? Gee, that's apt for Britain's economy.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, jpmurf wrote:The puppet master had difficulties controlling both puppets at once.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:GB: ...but the real trouble began with the bundling of credit default swaps...
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:What do you mean, you want an interpreter?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:BO: Gee Gordon, is that a flying pig I see up there.
GB: No Barack, it's just another MP's expenses claim winging it's way to the house.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Of course, I knew you had Irish ancestry the minute I heard your surname
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:So, I checked all my after-dinner jokes, and that’s the only one I can tell you
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Isn't that David Cameron up there waving?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, JJW-82 wrote:"God help me Gordon, you karate chop my wife and chopping you!"
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At 2nd Apr 2009, QuizzerCol wrote:Oh... Yeah... I was wondering what colour the sky would be on your planet.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, clare_555 wrote:Brown & Obama both admired Michelle's invisible Marge Simpson hairstyle; the latest new look in the fashion world
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:It's going to rain? No, that's H20.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, grazvalentine wrote:Hold still Michelle, it's just landed on your nose...
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:That badge! So, you're a member of the Ovaltinies as well!
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At 2nd Apr 2009, rogueslr wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:GB: And thank you for the wonderful book on Lincoln. I'll sit it next to the picture book George Bush gave me.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Liam wrote:"My Lord!" Obama exclaimed, "The dull grey of the sky is the same as your hair!"
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At 2nd Apr 2009, fenrissmith wrote:I thought it always rained in England?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:GB: Oh you must buy a kilt. The wife will love it.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:You mean your house in America is detached?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, rogueslr wrote:It's the only way to resolve deadlocks at the summit, just remember, paper wraps stone.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:The rain's over? Don't say that to Her Majesty.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:BO: Well thanks for a great day Gordon. We're off round to Jacqui Smiths house now for a few beers and to watch a couple of DVD's. Could you give us some directions?
GB: Of course. I'll just check the address on her expenses claim form. Now which one of her 47 houses are you going to?
BO: Well I'm not sure. She did mention something about pokey and back bedroom, but she could have been talking about the DVD's.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, fenrissmith wrote:And is the house across the street yours too?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, JimmyG wrote:"My guidebook said that it always rains in the UK"
"Luckily, Mr President, our country have made a special effort to warm the place up a little for you"
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At 2nd Apr 2009, JimmyG wrote:"Just look at what those pigeons have done to my wife's blouse!"
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Dodie James wrote:Oh, don't worry about him up there, its John Prescott and we like to keep him out of the way at these things now..
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Wunnunda wrote:Barack sings Songs From The Shows : "Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see......Thank you London, thank you, I love you all !"
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Tim G wrote:Everyone tries to pretend they hadn't noticed Gordon's fart
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:BO: Sure, I'm game for anything except bowls.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:There's no keyhole, Gordon? You mean you just leave the door open all the time?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:OK, forget it. Nicolas wasn't keen on wife-swapping either.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Dodie James wrote:OK, you can have Big Ben, if I can have your car..
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:I'm sorry, Barack. I honestly thought she was the new Avon Lady.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, stareditormeg wrote:Photo caption
I was on the look out for the real Superman, but you'll have to make do with me.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, rogueslr wrote:And I said to Sarah, when they get here and ring the bell, will that be the Obama-rama ding-dong!
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:Don't worry - I'm sure the minicab will be here in a few minutes
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:Is it OK if we put all this on your expenses, Barack?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Hamilton-Bank wrote:Look Barack, this is how you do Crouchie's Robot dance.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:You're lucky. When Nicolas was here, he had to stand on the doorstep AND a box,
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At 2nd Apr 2009, remeclerk wrote:Wheres Boris?, it looks like snow!
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:If you're going to try turning your car in Downing Street again, I'll order you a Tata Nano
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At 2nd Apr 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:After the G20, if you've got time, could you help sort out some difficulties we're having at the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:Any chance of getting me on "The SImpsons" like Tony?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:That's odd. There's usually someone in.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:What was that, God?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, jordanmcgrory wrote:Obama: Truly a glorious day from God.
Brown: Not another one of these guys...
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At 2nd Apr 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:I was born in Govan, it's a little fishing village just off the coast of Glasgow.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:I'd be careful. Her Majesty has that wave copyrighted.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, i_ampuddles wrote:You are joking, you've never seen a pigeon that fat......must take you to the House of Commons before you go home
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At 2nd Apr 2009, eltelsopwith wrote:New cast seen relaxing on set during the remake of the 70s classic "Love Thy Neighbour"
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At 2nd Apr 2009, GeoNomad wrote:I know it sounds like a lot, but I hear the current resident is really anxious to sell. I am sure he would be receptive to a lowball offer.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:Michelle really wanted a drink, but declined when Gordon asked her if she wanted some of his P.M. Tea
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:GB: Curtsey, yes, just ask Carla Bruni
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:MO: The Queen did touch me first, so technically...
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At 2nd Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:Damned pigeons! My wife's dress was black when we set off.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:There were growing fears for the Prime Minister's state of mind after they stood on the doorstep for twenty minutes waiting for Tony to let them in
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At 2nd Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:Er, Barack, I'm not convinced it's such a good idea to have a badge with your initials on on your lapel
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At 2nd Apr 2009, robmoo wrote:'Whaddya mean "locked out"? It looks like rain, too...'
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:It's OK, we always keep a spare key under that policeman's foot
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:And there was quite a lot left over, so we're having green custard for dessert
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At 2nd Apr 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:GB: We used to live next door you know. I'm still not sure if moving was such a good idea.
SB: Quite a few people think we should have moved out of this street completely.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:And if you're really interested, I can get you a great mortgage through Northern Rock.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:So, if I visited your White House, you reckon I'd have no problems turning my new Vauxhall Corsa around outside?
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At 2nd Apr 2009, robmoo wrote:Obama decided that a black door on his white house just wouldn't work, and signalled for the chopper to take it away.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:GB: Yes, well, only the shadow government knows
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At 2nd Apr 2009, bouji69 wrote:Let's all welcome the dove from above - "coo coo".
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At 2nd Apr 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:Jacqui Smith was asking if you've got some more of those DVDs, apparently her hubby has seen all the ones you gave me last time.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:I don't think Britain is ready for a black Prime Minister - they're still getting used to their first cack one
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At 2nd Apr 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:BO: So let me get this right, we're in GB, with GB, for the G20.
GB: Yes that's correct
BO: So when George Bush was president, he was GB in GB with GB for the G20?
GB: Well yes, but he couldn't spell GB.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:No, number 10 isn't haunted, apart from Mrs Thatcher that is.
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:Always remember, Gordon, voters use Google Satellite too
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Smile, you're on CCTV
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At 2nd Apr 2009, montacute-man wrote:Brown: I can see the green shoots of recovery
Obama: and I can see the pig flying over Number Ten
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Then I thought we'd go inside, log on to the Internet, and see the sort of captions people are sending in
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:Then we'll pop over to the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Magazine Monitor, and send MI5 around to do a spot of moderating
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At 2nd Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:So, US President Barack Obama says Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva is the "most popular politician on earth" and has attributed it to his good looks. Sorry, Gordon.
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