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Britain can be so Hartless

All right, we want lookouts in every direction. And if any of you see a boy with a test tube and forceps, sing out!

(Red one at the back): "Does my bum look big in this?"

And the very same stop-motion method is now used to animate our Prime Minister

The Borrowers call a press conference to try and improve their image.

Flashmob? How can we flash, what with Tony Hart's lack of attention to detail?

Keep a sharp eye out, men. No kid with a test tube is sneaking up on US!

#356 from '1001 uses for Fred Goodwin'..

And under excellent cover, Gumby and Pokey made good their escape

Badly-behaved Chas was nowhere to be seen, as he'd already morphed into Jonathan Ross

In the interest of modesty, The Morphs from Nantucket have been removed from the display.

Wear Elastoplast - it's a plaster scene

The producers of ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ2's Horizon attempt to explain Darwin's Theory of Evolution to the masses

Of course, the original Morph made it big in films. He's now Wallace's left buttock.

The Government unveils the South's answer to the "Angel of the North"

Hmmn, thought Tracy Emin, that's given me an idea..

The people to the right of the picture suddenly notice the huge Mother Morph coming to protect her brood

The Morphs were delighted with the almost life-like human models they had created.

The channelling of Tony Hart would awaken the spirit of Dali.

Patron of the arts brings dough nation to Tate Modern.

"They don't move as much as they did on the telly, do they?"

Even the general public was shocked at the Prime Minister's planned cutbacks for the Army

New sculpture: Angel of the Morph

The assembly for the march up the steps would take a fortnight

Before they were famous:
this week, the Terracotta Warriors.

Lacking willing subjects, the nudes photographers decided to make some

Polymorph

Morphing helped ease the pain of Tony Hart's passing

Protestors get the wrong end of the stick as cash-strapped ITV announces it will axe Heartbeat...

Which way to the National Theatre please? We're here to complain about "English People Very Nice". They forgot to insult morphic immigrants!

I told you a Flash Mob would be Morphun in the nude!

London is full of morphing addicts

'Allo Morph

Tony says: Keep on Trucking

So, is this the end o' Morph?

People crowded the tiny clay-voyants waiting to hear of the magical works that would be displayed inside the Great Gallery... and of the musical accompaniment that followed the pictures.

Harry Potter's Wheel

"Waiting for Charon," or "Morpheus in the Underworld"

Morphiomania is certainly catching!

Come on lads, let's hit some bars and get plastercined.

They almost seem to be taking on personalities of their own, those modellers

This will be viewed all over the world, via the Tate Modem

Inspector Morph and the case of the stolen pencil.

Morphophyly? That's cracking cheese, Gromit.

"Look behind me at the Madame Taussaud's outdoor display. It's rubbish. I don't recognise any of them."

Evolution took an unexpected turn.

And the pugnacious one on the right is known as Cassius Clay

Morph with Brolly: "You see, his collar and cuffs DO match".

Art Critic (gushing): "Dahling, these creations are simply Lilliputian in their concept!"

Job cut-backs meant an increase in numbers auditioning for the new Wallace and Gromit film.

"I say old bean, we are trying to hitch a ride to Henley for the Regatta, don'tcha know?"

Hey there! Come and join us! The grown-ups think its too cold to take their clothes off.

They formed a pretty malleable crowd.

The Morph Musical Statues competition entered its 77th day.........

Two of the winners in the Tate's "Stares In Your Eyes Contest"

Boris Johnson's new cabinet is revealed.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gallery

Latest news: Making a social statement, several people are downsizing during the economic crisis

Shades and a camera...
Although in disguise the Morphs recognised him and knew that he liked to be in charge, they also knew they would be nothing but putty in his hands.

"...well they look even less like the originals in this version. And Bono as Wonka? I mean come on..."

Hey Macaraina...!

SeanieSmith snickered as, one by one, the competitors at the Caption Competition Finals were reduced to small pliable figurines.

Art for Hart's sake.

Morph for your money at Tate Modern

Come on! It's fun!

Anarchist clay modelers overthrow 'puppet' government

Step this way!step this way!...........no,no...go back!go back!

Hart-Clay Bank

Wallace discovers what blue cheese looks like under magnification

There was a whole other half to this family, unfortunately, their name's mud.

Side effects of Morphine not fully understood.

With so many naturists around these days, Chippendale Morph was finding work hard to come by.

"Will you clay with me?"

"In a Hartbeat"

Finally, Morph and his friends take over
The Gallery.
Dum, dum dee dum dum...

The Mighty Morph-ing Power Rangers decided it was time for a more mature look ...

Economy woes force cutbacks to London Fashion Week.

Mighty Morph empowers strangers

Bride or Groom?

Boh? Boh-ba-bo-bo-bobah?

Bah! Bo bo bahbob bo!

Why didn't you bring a brolly - heavy rain's forecast this afternoon?

The placement student at the studio squashed it up and made it into a cat for his project.

Feat of clay

'Here's one I clayed earlier...'

It looked like there was going to be a fight between the Morphs and the Jelly Babies...

"So, Colonol Morph, what do you think of this latest exhibition?"

"Mighty Morph'in Flash Mobbers"

credit crunch forces cheaper version of Emperor's soldiers
they'll never notice

Go figure

Happy AIG shareholders greet the AIG board of directors as they gather for their annual compensation committee meeting.

Morph was beginning to suspect he'd become the victim of identity theft.

definitely impressionist

Charlie Chaplin meets the Chippendales

"They weren`t from the usual mould of streakers."

We call it Ceroplastic Minimalism.

The crowd loved Morph's Frank Butcher impression, but his friend was not quite so impressed.

Who said we'd hitch a lift more quickly if we took our clothes off?

That Jelly Baby army will be no match for us!

As Morph slowly melted under the heat, everybody agreed it had been a half-baked idea

High summer in Claythorpes.

C³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ's version of 'The Omen' received record complaints from worried parents

In Memorphiam.