成人快手

B T, phone home!

Is that the Jolly Green Giant? Call on line 2.

Brian realised that he was about to make the biggest phone call of his life

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Boris realised if he was going to get London online, dial-up wasn't going to cut it.

London Calling

Oh no, you've dropped another pane of glass

The glass ceiling was carefully lowered over London's financial district...

Hurry up. Boris is ready for his shower.

Troubled bank calls in the Official Receiver.

Mobile phone technology is certainly on the up...

YOU'VE DROPPED DAVID BLAINE!!!

The future's bright, the future's a sort of mouldy green.

His new ipod speakers proved to be less portable than the advert had suggested.

"no, sorry Dave, still got no signal"

Turn round Frank, "it's behind you!"

Can't my mother just use the mobile like everybody else?

Er, how many kilometers are there in the foot again?

Batman: 'Robin, it's for you.'

Hang on!

...and just out of shot is a very big Busby...

Hard-hats: A useful defence against coat hanger attacks.

Giant wrecking ram lines up to demolish London eyesore.

Godzilla's mobile had finally arrived

HELLO?! I'm on a sky scaper...

After years of prayer, Fred expected to be called by God. He just hadn't expected to be handed the receiver.

Topping-out ceremony for statue of Cybermen leader.

Credit crunch hands free kits: on sale now

Construction worker takes delivery of his new high-viz 'phone.

Final proof that when your mum told you rain was God having a shower, she wasn't lying.

No wonder Derek鈥檚 phone bill was huge

I thought I told you DON'T hang up on me...

Maybe choosing a green tariff was not such a good idea

And I never believed it when the Archbishop said he had a 'hot line to god'.

As the giant magnet was moved into place, Boris proved his determination to be tough on illegally-parked cars

"Bloody Stupid" Johnson unveils his latest ultra-lite handset.

(with thanks to Terry Pratchett)

God....line 2 is for you.

Another call centre is dismantled for shipping off to India.

All I can hear is "SELL!! SELL!! SELL!!!.."

Boris' dream of restarting a City of London American Football team got one step closer as he took deliivery of his new wide receiver...

Rag Week just gets bigger every year.

"You want Charlie? Sorry, he's in the other building. I'll just hand you over."

Darren's girlfriend had been on the phone only a few minutes ago, but now she'd fallen off

"ET Phone 成人快手" suddenly made a lot more sense.

George began to wish he'd asked the audience

The Green Giant knew he should have got a suitcase with a stronger handle

And here we see a scene from Tomorrow's World from 1972 where they explain that one day we'll all carry one of these new mobile phones.

'I knew I could trust you to lower the tone, Harry.'

Boris, are you sure you ordered the right size handle for your suitcase?

MI5's new bugging system giving a trial run.

"Hello, I'm on the crane!"

I ordered a 3g Apple phone, not a 3T apple phone!

And you're sure this one won't wobble as much as the Millennium Bridge?

Dubai unveils it's latest skyscraper design.

Can you hear me now???

"I told you we should have gone for the two cans and a piece of string option"

It was proving quite tricky to place the bails on the worlds largest cricket set.

Over sized accessories can make you look slimmer, well that's what Vanessa Feltz was hoping as they installed her new phone.

'You'll need to speak up a bit.'

Dave wasn't sure that his new headgear was going to be that good.

"The Negotiator's on the line, the phone's in place... now does anyone speak Giant Gorilla?"

It's George Bush on the line from America. Something about the credit crunch.

Lego City was well on its way

Hi. I've found God - He's left the phone off the hook.

He'd got his phone, but Dave wondered how long it'd be before he was connected.

What do you mean, they've hung up? They could have waited.

The FSA makes short-selling more difficult.

Euston exchange, we have a problem!

'Boris, you know that novel idea you had for keeping the Olympic flame alight - well, it didn't work.'

When it saw George's little mobile, the huge phone was very envious

Their cunning plan for catching the Hulk hinged on whether reception was good near his favourite takeaway.

My mobile's broken. I said I wanted to HIRE a phone.

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Scrap metal dealers will do anything these days

"Hi Boss, there a call, apparently it's God, and he wants all the moneylenders out."

Hoping to cut costs some providers are starting to use stock leftover from the 80s to upgrade lower tarif users

"Special delivery for Dom Joly coming in now, guv."

Tell Dom Joly his new prop's arrived

Calling in the Official Receiver

It's for you-oo!

Mobile? You call that a mobile?

God realises prayer is useless so sends down a more practical form of communication.

So, where did you actually get this massive magnet from? I have some very angry scientists from France and Switzerland on the line who want it back!

Google's new phone is slightly bigger than the i-phone.

Bob reckons he'll be better off with his walkie-talkie after seeing the latest 'hands free' offering.

Negotiators attempt to open comunications with Mr Kong, the hostage taker.

"Do you think Lehmans will still want their monument to telephone-number salaries?"

God cursed the phone ringing just as he was buttering his toast

British Telecom meets Nantucket TeleCom

Hulk Smash!
Hulk Destroy!
Hulk get free evening minutes with new BT price plan!

Now, that's what I call a Mega Phone, thought Bob.

Hello Dali

If that drops, the charity's going to have to be renamed "Brain the Children"

Think that's big? You should see the size of the bill!

"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!"

Right, that's sorted, now where do we put the giant cup of coffee and the giant fag?

Can you hold?

Unfortunately, all of the NSPCC's donations for 2008 were spent on making the phone

This remote control crane is such fun. If only I could remember where I got this phone from...