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Gulliver makes good his escape

The credit crunch reaches the Tour de France

Funny, it looked bigger on eBay

Tour de farce

One word, haemorrhoids.

"Good trade for the bagpipes, Sir"

Alice sighed as she watched her new boyfriend trying to cycle home after eating her mushrooms...

A member of the Flat Earth Society sets off to prove the theory..

Ways to beat the Congestion Charge: #48, Steal a kid's bike..

Dad, look I know mum meant well, but I'm 43..

The British Olympic Cycling squad were fed up with budgetary cut backs.

Well, its easy to park..

"Wow, Cameron's bike's a lot smaller than it looked next to that bollard..."

I knew i shouldn't have washed it before i came

Jim was only seconds away from the finish before he was flattened by the clown car.

I must not leave it out in the rain! I must not leave it....

And for the 2012 Olympics, we hope to introduce a new Cycling event: Chasing the Bubble. We believe we have a chance with this one..

My psychiatrist diagnosed me as a cyclo-path.

You fool! The pump was for the bike, not you.

I'll ignore the next label that says "Drink me".

He'll start performing the Shrink Rap.

Just wait until I get my hands on the chimp who switched bikes ...

Amazing what you can build from stabilisers

In return for the golden egg, Jack gave the Giant his bicycle.

Now try a wheelie.

Although the mini-bike is allowed on trains, wheelies are a challenge.

When he said he had a small Raleigh, I thought he meant there were a few people demonstrating.

I think someone's got a Rudge against me

If you think the wheels are small you should see the size of the saddle................

Does my bum look big on this?

Remind me - how many double decker buses did he leap over?

I think BMX must stand for "bottom cross"

You may very well think I look silly now, but I've been reliably informed that, due to rising fuel costs, we can expect a substantial growth in bicycles...

Honey, I shrunk the skids.

Are we there yet?

Loonycycle

I should never have lent John Prescott my BMX

Dave's new iBike was smaller, but somehow that wasn't the point.

Raleigh introduce the bike you CAN smuggle through Customs

Inlfation grips the Scots

CCTV footage reveals Hazel Blears' bike thief.

Stan became obsessed with having the biggest gear ratio

Whatever happened to? #37 Damon Hill

Dyslexic Edinburgh Chief of Police announces a clampdown on pedallers

He is praying "no cobblestones, please no cobblestones"......

Wait until you see the unicycle!

After they took away his motorbike, things were tough for Hagrid

Unfortunately, seconds later Dave was run over my a hedgehog.

The new hybrid models were working on the principle of economies of scale

Tour De France rocked by rumours of undetectable growth hormone.

Chris Moyles training for the Olympics

Now he wished he hadn't kept telling his wife 'size isn't everything'.

I'm impressed, last week he was still using a tricycle..

Transport Exceptionnels

And the best part is I can fit it in my hand luggage

Phil's naked Dalek impression usually needed explanation.

Boss, are you sure that kid is under 8?

George Bush - "On balance, I preferred the Segway."

"Surely if the mountains in Scotland aren't as big as the Alps, I don't need such a large bike?"

Tour de prats

Oh-oh, should have taken the warning on the detergent box : "May cause shrinking" seriously before cleaning the bike with it

Oh God, not another hill

Dave didn't like the courtesy bike the insurance company loaned him...

And now we see 'Danger Dave' attempt to jump 16 double decker buses!

James wished he'd listened more carefully to his maths teacher's explanation of the difference between mm and inches.

If the Tour de France hadn't banned drugs, I'd still be taking my slimming pills

If I didn't fit a saddle, I could swallow this whole

The Household Cavalry show the full effects of recent defence cutbacks.

The bike folds up to the size of a cuff-link.

Oh dear, hope I don't get any tickets for breaking the speed limit....

Some folks just don't appreciate how small Ronnie Corbett actually is!!!

Oh my God! What did I eat???

Somehow a naked dalek is just not so scary

If only they weren't so tight-fisted about road maintenance around here, I wouldn't have ridden through so many pot-holes full of water

The Seven Dwarfes watched on in amusement as the salesman tried to convince them that cycling was the best way to "Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, off to work you go."

Despite GB's cycling teams expectations of a medal haul in Beijing, the credit crunch begins to affect their preparations

You may all laugh now, but we will see who has the last laugh.. afterall biking is the best way to reduce your waist size.....

In the new Alien movie, only the helmet bears any resemblance to the original monster

For once, a Christmas Cracker gift that wasn't useless!

A whale is a fish, so how do you like them apples, Alice?

Dave's original title of "Transport Exceptionnels" had been taken so he settled for "Big Bloke / Little Bike".

Sigh.. money doesn't go as far as it used to...

Now I know what they meant when they advertised with "Huge reductions on all items in store"

Wind tunnel tests to maximise the bike's low profile fail to solve the 'knees' problem.

Gerald decided that, for next year's Tour de France, he'd have to learn to say no to croissants for breakfast

After 20 years as a cycle courier Dave had lost all sense of perspective.

When I was your age, Billy, bikes were so much bigger than they are today

Policeman - "What time is it?
Biker - "I've fallen for that one before!"

As the first drops of rain started Butch grimaced. At any moment now Katherine Ross would be demanding a carry on the crossbar.

If Graeme Obree can build a bike out of a washing machine then building one from a shopping trolley was going to be a doddle.

Boris Johnson has a lot to answer for, thought Sir Alan Sugar

Joe had bought the bike at Halford's, but hadn't realised the significance of the first four letters of their name

New attempts to get non folding Triathlon bikes on the DLR.

How To Meet Girls #80: Tell them your sensitivity is inversely proportional to your ride

George was beginning to think this wasn't quite what he had in mind when he promised to reduce his carbon footprint.

The farthing-farthing was just not a practical means of transport, its designer conceded

The Sinclair C6 is unveiled

A penny farthing just doesn't go as far anymore

Ever since his wife had nearly caught him with his mistress, he'd had to pretend this was his new bike. That's the last time he dates anyone from the circus.

Not only is it a great way of getting from A to B. but it's also a very efficient way of releasing trapped wind - look, there goes another one