Caption Competition
Winning entries in the now-returned Caption Competition.
Motorcyclists and Bunny take part in Austria's fund-raising Toy Run. But what's being said? The competition is now closed.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. redbyname
"I told you not to, but you went and did it anyway. Did you REALLY have to see what the airbag looked like?"
5. rogueslr
"Everyone else has a St Christopher! And what have we got?"
4. Tremorman
"Well them Duracel batteries didn't last long."
3. meinzadram
The tortoise still won.
2. SeanieSmith
Repo men complete another day at Neverland.
1. youngWillz
Matt Lucas begins to return the wedding gifts...
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Comment number 1.
At 19th Jun 2008, SophieBowley-Aicken wrote:'Rabbit without a cause'
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At 19th Jun 2008, danteGideon wrote:Unfortunately the leader of the Hell's Satans was prone to mumbling, and so her followers misheard the order to "sweep through town like rabid dogs"...
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At 19th Jun 2008, Saz wrote:Man on 2nd bike.."Hang on guys. I can't see - I've got hare in my eyes!"
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:We could have called ourselves the Bandidos, or the Hells Angels, or even the Pagans, so who's bright idea was it to call us the 'Fluffy Bunnies'?
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:Derek, I know you've had him since a child, but do we have to bring him out on all of our runs?
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At 19th Jun 2008, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:"I told you not to, but you went and did it anyway. Did you REALLY have to see what the airbag looked like?"
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At 19th Jun 2008, chewy102 wrote:It was only after Joe had won at the coconut stall that he considered the logistical challenges of claiming his prize.
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:Let's call him Hutch.
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At 19th Jun 2008, UKJDouglas wrote:Chance photographs of the Easter Bunny as he was abucted yesterday.
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At 19th Jun 2008, joggerblogger wrote:Next time, buy a normal rucksack like evryone else
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At 19th Jun 2008, Cards88 wrote:Hiding stolen merchandise inside cuddly toys is still the most subtle way to sneak through border patrol....
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At 19th Jun 2008, Cards88 wrote:The 'Buy a Goldwing get a Gold bunny free' offer was proving popular with bikers.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Paul Baxter wrote:Well, the wife asked for the biggest "Rabbit" in the shop...
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:I always wondered why it was called Coney Island.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:Yes, I know you won him, and all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't the elephant on the top shelf
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At 19th Jun 2008, Cheer Up Folks wrote:As they sped towards 成人快手 Television Centre, it was clear that Jonathan Ross's dressing room demands were starting to get out of hand.
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Comment number 17.
At 19th Jun 2008, Paul Baxter wrote:"Chocolate delivery for John Prescott"
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Comment number 18.
At 19th Jun 2008, UKJDouglas wrote:Note this is only a crimewatch reconstruction of "The Lindt Rabbit Heist", if you saw anything please call us, any information leading to the rescue of the rabbit shall be offered 100 Kgs of choclate in reward.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Ty Du wrote:I'm sorry, but if you think I'm cooking *that* for dinner, you've got another think coming...
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At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:Funny, I suddenly have a craving for hassenpfeffer
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Comment number 21.
At 19th Jun 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:Harvey Davidson
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Comment number 22.
At 19th Jun 2008, JoeA81 wrote:The "Bring your pet" day is a resounding success for the Chernobyl Motorcycle Riders Club.
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Comment number 23.
At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:Next time you buy an ice cream, ask for a '99' by name
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Comment number 24.
At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:Whenever you take a photograph, someone always has to do "bunny's ears," don't they?
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Comment number 25.
At 19th Jun 2008, JeniB01 wrote:The Hare's Angels Motorbike gang knew they'd be eating this particular road-kill for weeks.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:You don't think she meant that stick test they had at the chemist's do you?
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Comment number 27.
At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:I said to bring your Harley, not Harvey
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Comment number 28.
At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:Elwood P. Dowd takes up biking
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Comment number 29.
At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:The Two Hairy Bikers decide on rabbit stew for lunch
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At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:Toys for Tots always brought out the softer side of Chopper Reid
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At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:I know his name's Norton, but do you really think we should have let Graham choose the Club mascot?
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Comment number 32.
At 19th Jun 2008, christrueman wrote:Evil kenivil sat and wondered where it had all gone wrong!
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Comment number 33.
At 19th Jun 2008, toughliontracker wrote:I told you our bunny would look big on this
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:That is one of the drawbacks of dating Glenn Close, but you should see the size of the saucepan!
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At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:Two Hare-y Bikers
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At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:No, I don't think he needs a helmet
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At 19th Jun 2008, Clive wrote:Brrrrzzt! Bunny 2 this is control!
Giant mutant greyhound now approaching your mark, stand by to initiate.
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Comment number 38.
At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:Rabbit Response Team
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Comment number 39.
At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:And that's the last time I pick you up at the airport
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Comment number 40.
At 19th Jun 2008, BristolBillyBob wrote:Donnie Darko gets 'Sweded'.
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Comment number 41.
At 19th Jun 2008, christrueman wrote:With the Easter bunny caught Santa was paving the way for Christmas 2.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:How far ahead is the Tortoise bike now?
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At 19th Jun 2008, Woundedpride wrote:I know you're a huge fan, Julian, but when Amy Winehouse said she liked big hair I somehow don't think this is what she meant...
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At 19th Jun 2008, MattHardcastle wrote:Yeh, sure, a six foot bunny just sat behind you on the bike. What's his name, Harvey?! Shut up and let me concentrate will you?
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Comment number 45.
At 19th Jun 2008, DickySixx wrote:Unfortunately, Mir's jettison of its unwanted Easter gifts was not without casualties...
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:No I think you've got it wrong, it's just the rabbit's foot that's supposed to be lucky.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:Peter Rabbit was rather upset when he found out who had bought old Mr. McGregor's place
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Comment number 48.
At 19th Jun 2008, greekdancer wrote:''I know the Hells Angels have big hare but this is just ridculous!!''
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Comment number 49.
At 19th Jun 2008, georgehh wrote:Hop on!
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Comment number 50.
At 19th Jun 2008, georgehh wrote:The pygmies were looking forward to their roadkill stew
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At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:Watership Down is a fine novel, Stan, but we're not twelve anymore
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:Everyone else has a St Christopher! And what have we got?
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At 19th Jun 2008, christrueman wrote:Last years winner of the Isle of mann TT race was staggered when he saw the size of his handicap.
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:It'll be fine once we get the bugs out of it.
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Comment number 55.
At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:Originally, the Marlon Brando role in "The Wild One" was to have been played by James Stewart
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Comment number 56.
At 19th Jun 2008, MurphieSmith wrote:Harvey the rabbit got the shock of his life when the sun lounger started driving away
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At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:And whose bright idea was it to bring the motorbike on the scavenger hunt without checking the list first?
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At 19th Jun 2008, EngineeredSunshine wrote:If this things made of chocolate and it starts to melt, I am NOT clearing up the mess.
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At 19th Jun 2008, cfalconer wrote:That's it. I'm using my air miles next Easter
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At 19th Jun 2008, EngineeredSunshine wrote:It was a novel way of smuggling the reporter into Police HQ.
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Comment number 61.
At 19th Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:What with the high price of petrol at the moment, rabbit blood makes a really cost-effective alternative
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:Don't worry, we're bound to win, it is Buggin's turn.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:Meals on wheels.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:that motorcyclists don't get enough exercise is clearly shown by the size of their buns
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At 19th Jun 2008, The Fickle Finger wrote:"Maybe playing dead wasn't such a good idea," thought Bright-Eyes as the Bears drove off with him.
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Comment number 66.
At 19th Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:No, I said in case of an accident to bring lots of LINT
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Comment number 67.
At 19th Jun 2008, Dostoyevsky wrote:Why can't you jump start the bike like everybody else?
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At 19th Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:Austrian commuters demonstrate the new anti-congestion measures, a pioneering rabbit transit system.
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At 19th Jun 2008, IamtheHumanRace wrote:Toy rabbit defies Health and Safety law by refusing to wear crash helmet.
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Comment number 70.
At 19th Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:Due primarily to the lack of adequate shower facilities at the festival site departing bikers do their best to cope with their bad hare day.
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At 19th Jun 2008, blatonn wrote:Somewhere, a five-year-old Gulliver is distraught.
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Comment number 72.
At 19th Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:Rob made good use of the fathers day present novelty gauntlets
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Comment number 73.
At 19th Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:The Austrian TT races are won by a hare.
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At 19th Jun 2008, greekdancer wrote:The term 'hair raising experience' took on a whole different meaning!!
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At 19th Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:With the advent of genetically modified crops, a new super race of bunnies would no longer play victim to any passing traffic.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:It's a Harely-Davidson
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At 19th Jun 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:"Who's that pookah behind us?"
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Comment number 78.
At 19th Jun 2008, GeekTimesInfinity wrote:This will show that silly tortoise!
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At 19th Jun 2008, fadydaddy wrote:Rabbit says "Thanks to my Hells Angels RaceWin insurance policy, i won't lose to the turtle anymore!!!"
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At 19th Jun 2008, Chris wrote:鈥淣ot amused鈥 Organisers promise tighter security at next year's charity base jump.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:After an altercation they stretchered the football mascot off.
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At 19th Jun 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:"I was just about to cut, but I couldn't decide which foot was the lucky one."
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At 19th Jun 2008, Smoo25 wrote:Having slightly misheard their initial brief, and after a long and difficult search, the special operations team returned with a weapon of mass reproduction.
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At 19th Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:The new Kawasaki 500 comes complete with Hare conditioning.
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At 19th Jun 2008, Peter Gibbs wrote:I don't care what you say,
"the next time the rabbit stays out all night, it can phone for a taxi"
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At 19th Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:Well them Duracel batteries didn't last long.
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At 19th Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:Marvo the magician suddenly realises he'd left his top hat at home.
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At 19th Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:Amazing what they can do with GM, isn't it?
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At 19th Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:That isn't a very tasteful thing to send to Charlotte Church!
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At 19th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:Mad Maxine - a kinder, gentler remake
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At 19th Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:They've finally arrested half of Burke and Hare.
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At 19th Jun 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:Gerald was beginning to wish the taxi firm had sent a car to collect him and his daughters birthday present
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At 19th Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:Poaching, officer? What? ME?
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At 19th Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:I know we are the older Generation, but do we have to have this Game on the back of the bike?
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At 19th Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:You should see the size of the stuffed greyhound!
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At 19th Jun 2008, NJknockers wrote:I don't get it, my Mrs said I'd need to pick up some batteries.
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At 19th Jun 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:"Sorry mate, if it had wings, I would have said 'duck'!"
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At 19th Jun 2008, Wild_Boar wrote:From the creators of 'Snakes on a Plane' comes . . . 'GIANT STUFFED RABBIT ON A BIKE!'
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At 19th Jun 2008, JohnGraham10 wrote:The Black rebel Motorcycle crew pictured after their latest hunting trip in toy town.
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At 19th Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:The novelty airbag is a bit big.
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