Your Letters
I would like to congratulate Madonna for presenting a experienced daily by those in Africa: live in America instead.
Becky, Watford
I'm sure I won't be the only one to answer the question posed by Christine Bowles, but as I've gone to the trouble of working it out here goes. A 35g walnut whip contains 5% walnuts, or 1.75g; thus you will need to eat 16 of them to provide the 28g (1oz)required to elastify your arteries for a day. Juglandicious!
Tim Evans, Bristol
Shouldn't the use of the word "juglandaceous" be accompanied by a health warning: "May contain nuts"?
Paul Greggor, London
In your walnut headline, the wonderful archaic reference to 'a slap-up meal' comes straight from the likes of the Beano. But what does it mean? Perhaps MM readers can provide some insight into what is either 'slap' or 'up' about such a lipid-rich feast.
Steve, London
I think you're all very unfair to The Dear Leader, after all he's just furthering his .
Kip, Norwich
Has the world gone topsy-turvey? No Princess Diana on the front of The Express for a few days now!
Dave Smith, Manchester