Ask Rhod Gilbert
Have you got a question that you've always wanted answered? Rhod is hosting a new show and he and his panel want to answer your questions.
Have you ever wondered who would win a race between Usain Bolt and a Grizzly Bear?
Can a dog blow?
Can you build a fire in an igloo?
Well, why not Ask Rhod Gilbert?
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Rhod is looking for lively, inquisitive people to be a part of his audience, where you could get the opportunity to ask your question to his panel of comedians and celebrity guests live on the show.
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If you're interested in taking part, send Rhod's team your questions and a contact telephone number at ask@greeninc.tv
Every question deserves an answer, even the ridiculous ones.
Look out for more from Ask Rhod Gilbert here on the Comedy Blog over the next few weeks. Rhod is also in tonight's episode of Would I Lie To You? at 10.35pm on ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ One:
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At 1st Sep 2010, TheSkyisBlue wrote:If Pinnochio said that his nose was about to grow, would it...?
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At 27th Sep 2010, emma wrote:i would like to know why every time you open a packet of pills you open the leaflet end???
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At 27th Sep 2010, Sarah murray wrote:Im so glad that someone else had noticed how stupid the automatic hand soap dispencers are!!!! ive been shouting about it for months!!!! the stupidist thing is no one else i know had even thought of it until i mentioned it!
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At 28th Sep 2010, Terry wrote:Why do hamsters run around in wheels? They have no such thing in nature.
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At 30th Sep 2010, Moya Leonard wrote:I think that it is good.. but its a complete rip of Colin Murphy's Great Unanswered Questions.
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At 30th Sep 2010, c_cheesie wrote:Love the radio show but this TV format is terrible, so staged it's unwatchable.
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At 1st Oct 2010, powwowell wrote:Agree with Moya. This is such a blatant steal from ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ northern Ireland TV show Great Unanswered Questions. The radio version is going out on ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Radio 4 on Monday nights at the same time as Ask Rhod Gilbert is on the telly! There is a clip of the TV show on Youtube. Just type Great Unanswered Questions into search. The guest is the aussie comic Adam Hills.
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At 4th Oct 2010, Ryan wrote:I have a question that has been burning away at me for several years now, i was wondering if whale/dolphin cheese could ever be a commercially viable busness venture?
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At 6th Oct 2010, Lexi_xana wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 7th Oct 2010, Ken wrote:Last weeks episode 'answered the question' about why Marmalade is not called 'Orange Jam'. However, in another ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ show called QI, they described the origin of 'Marmalede' as coming from France and having something to do with helping an affluent Lady feel better.
Can anyone tell me how to raise this question direct to ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ?
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At 11th Oct 2010, esephalus wrote:would really like a scientific opinion on what came first, the chicken or the egg?
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At 11th Oct 2010, tandem driver wrote:I have Question? When flies land on a ceiling - do they Loop-the-Loop, or do a Barrel-Roll? The same could be asked of most insects that land inverted on a ceiling!
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At 11th Oct 2010, joshisonfire wrote:Who would win in a fight between; a lion, a bear and Lloyd??
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At 15th Oct 2010, David Thair wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 15th Oct 2010, David Thair wrote:Attention anyone leaving questions for Rhod in the comments!
If you'd like Rhod to answer your question on the show, it's very important that you EMAIL it to ask@greeninc.tv, including your contact telephone number so they can get in touch.
Alternatively, if you're on Twitter you can tweet the question, but remember include the hashtag #AskRhod so they will be picked up by the production team.
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At 18th Oct 2010, Justin Davies wrote:I have always wondered why we have Cola Cubes and Pineapple Chunks. Why not Cola Chunks and Pineapple Cubes? It has kept me awake many times!!
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At 18th Oct 2010, Real_Ian_Morris wrote:Rhod, can a Duck be a good replacement for a Dog?
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At 20th Oct 2010, Nope wrote:Is it true that if you put a straw into a frogs mouth it will keep inhaling until it explodes? A mate told me in school that this happerns as they lack the ability to blow out..? This also works with cigarets.. I'm told..
Cheers,
Nick
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At 26th Oct 2010, Keith Lindsay-Cameron wrote:Why do ducks wear fox masks?
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At 28th Oct 2010, sam rowlands wrote:an answer to rita simons question 'which is more important to the earth a fish or a bird?' the term fish has no bilogical meanong so there is no such thing as a fish so obviously a bird.
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At 28th Oct 2010, matthew williams wrote:if you cured a zombie would you be killing it or saving it?
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At 30th Oct 2010, LineWave wrote:Okay we are all well aware of the potential for a global disaster, and thanks to hollywood we've see what most of them would look like......so my question is which of the following apocalypse's (or apocolypsi) would you choose?
Zombie Outbreak
Meteorite
Super Volcano
Alien Invasion
Day After tomorrow Style Climate Collapse
Viral Outbreak
Nuclear War
Divine Armageddon
'Grey Goo' Science Lab Disaster
Black hole Created in CERN
Super Villain
Atomic/Industrial Waste Mutations create monster horde
World Resources run out and Society collapses
Solar Disaster
I'm sure there are more but thats my list, add others if i missed em.
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At 1st Nov 2010, delboy wrote:hi rhod,
in the winter time when you can see your own breath, if you fart, would you see your fart or who ever was behind you see it?
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At 3rd Nov 2010, Punky0123 wrote:Why if you are drinking tea outside you always throw away the last drop? But drink it all if your inside?
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At 10th Nov 2010, mashed69 wrote:I have been having a long discussion with respect to this - What tastes better a triangle or square cut sandwich?
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At 11th Nov 2010, Spidy wrote:Can you Rhos prove that there is or isnt a god????????
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At 16th Nov 2010, V_Bluewood wrote:Is it just a coincidence when a full solar eclipse occurs, that the moon perfectly blocks the sun from view, because if it was smaller or larger, it wouldn't fit perfectly. Why does it and Is it a coincidence?
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At 18th Nov 2010, Anne wrote:On Ask Rhod Gilbert 17/11/10 Rhod mentioned taking 200ml toothpaste on air travel. Which airline does he use as 100ml is the current allowance?
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At 20th Nov 2010, Jeff Davies wrote:Two questions for you Rhod,
Q1. Why is it that when you put 4 pairs of socks into a washing machine with other clothes, only 7 seven socks come out?
Q2. Why is it that when you go to the local supermarket and buy 24 cans of lager, in the morning you can only find 23 cans to put in the bin?
And I was a maths teacher!
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At 25th Nov 2010, BuzzBub wrote:On average, during a full premiership football season, approximately how many gallons (or litres, I can do the math) of spit are gobbed onto a pitch? Thanx in anticipation. BB
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