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Moth-erly Love

Chris Evans | 09:47 UK time, Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Waking up and wandering in to another crazy day on our planet. And after a double alarm going off epsiode in the middle of the night. Moths apparently, falling in love with the infra red beams. Who knew ?

Two more days after today for our lovely Moira supersub Phil Gayle. Handsome, adept, warm and energetic. How we shall miss him. For three weeks is more than a stand in period, it's almost like he works here now. But, as he suggested this morning, that would necessitate actual payment. Ho hum, you can't have everything. Where would you put it ?

Peace and Love (and perhaps a scarf today !)

CE

2011

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Comments

  • Comment number 1.

    Morning Christoff

    I have to say, I've really enjoyed super-sub Phil. Him and Vassos are just so funny - Head to Headlines has a real Alpha Male feel.

    As for payment, surely working at R2 is payment enough - as we bloggers will testify on 18th November when we give up a day of our lives to take pledges for Pudsey.

    Hope to see you there, and I promise not to swear at you this year . .........

    Muchos Amore!

    Deevs
    x

  • Comment number 2.

    Has anyone else Googled Phil Gayle - he is lovely!

    X

    G

  • Comment number 3.

    Moring all

    Gail, I have now!! Wish I'd done that earlier - I've really enjoyed listening to Phil but I've had totally a different picture in my head for the last 2 1/2 weeks when I could have been thinking of what he really looks like!

    Deevs, CiN's coming up so quickly! Am now trying to sort all the family comings and goings out so I can escape safely for 1 night!!

    Is a beautiful day here. The sun is shining although it's a bit breezy

    Right, best look busy in case someone comes along!

    sezza xxx

  • Comment number 4.

    Google .... here I come!

    ;-)

    x

  • Comment number 5.

    Well I never! He's only Mike Gayle's brother ..... Mr and Mrs Gayle senior (aka The Parentals) must be uber-proud of their sons.

    If you've never read any Mike Gayle, his books are brilliant!

    Deevs
    x

  • Comment number 6.

    Hello Chris.

    I stopped setting the house alarm many moons ago Chris as it often went off in the middle of the night. I became tired of leaping out of bed to stop it. I always wondered what was causing it but the strange thing is never once did I think that it might be a burglar. Maybe moths is the answer!

    Gail-Just googled Phil Gayle and I must say that both he and Vassos are two cool dudes!

    MM xxx

    PS Going to climb over these sofa parts and make a cup of coffee!

  • Comment number 7.

    All ways a happy show you all give everyday

  • Comment number 8.

    Hi Chris: As much as I do love Moira, it has been great having Phil on the show - he is terrific, so professional, so quick-witted.

    And, thanks to Google, I can see he's gorgeous, too!

    Cheryl, Sezza and all those CiN bound - so happy for you all, and just so jealous I can't be there!

    Maddy: oooh, self-assembly furniture! That will give Bingo hours of fun!

    C xx

  • Comment number 9.

    Sentminetations Mean't Of Peace, Love & Niceness Ter Yersen Also CLP & ALL Bloggies...

    Bingo Star 'ere...

    CLP - Am most sorry ter 'ear about the alarm problem!!!!!!

    But moths.... Maybe not pal.... Over on The Mayo blog there's been talk of Steve Wright or Rebeeca Pike or BOTH!!!!!!!!!! stealing 'is 'alloween pumpkin only 'ours after it was 'ollowed out for 'alloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    All a will ask yer CLP is if yerv got/ 'ad pumpkins at yer 'ouse.... a don't think it was moths setting off yer alarms!!!!!!!!!!!

    'ave a most nice & INDEED pleasant 2nd of November.... only 13 months now from the predicted end of the world.... Am making the most of everyday just in case The Mayans are correeect!!!!!!!

    Tatty bye!

  • Comment number 10.

    Thanks everyone for your responses yesterday re MTD. My mind is at rest. Actually it isn't, but it aint aworryin' needlessly. Ta v.m.

  • Comment number 11.

    HI

    I too have just googled Phil, and now I know why I remember the name - he was on the Big Breakfast many moons ago!

    Never knoew he was Mike Gayles brother (love his books) and never knew Mike was so tasty.

    Well I never!

    Just did something really clever in excel for the first time, quite pleased with myself but no one to share it with - how sad is that?

    Baggy

  • Comment number 12.

    Morning all. Belated congratulations on the listening figures Christoff - it's all sounding mighty fine. I'm enjoyng Phil Gayle, and remember him from The Big Breakfast (oh, what a show THAT was. Happy days). Looking forward having our Moira back from Canadia next week though.

    Well, it seems as if the world is going stark staring bonkers at the moment. If the planet goes bust, can we just all go back to growing vegetables and fishing and stuff? I wouldn't mind a bit of that.

    Speaking of the planet, part two of the amazing David Attenborough tonight. Can't wait.

    Love Barmy xx

  • Comment number 13.

    Morning CLP and everyone

    Hope you didn’t wake the neighbours Christoff. Probably not, I suspect you live a street away from any! It’s the pesky car alarms that wind me up when they go off in the middle of the night.

    I have also enjoyed Phil. It’s amazing how quickly almost 3 weeks have passed.

    Maddy, what a pain re the sofa. I hope your life returns to normal sometime soon.

    Bingo, your mother needs your help, lol

    Ali, best of luck with decorating.

    Chrissie, how lovely that MrS suggested a special lunch for the three of you. I admit I had a little chuckle to myself at your daughter’s request, that’s kids for you! It’s a new era for you, enjoy it!

    Beautiful, but cold day here.

    Pen x

    ps off to google Phil

  • Comment number 14.

    me again:

    Ah, yes, I remember Phil from the Big Breakfast. What a voice - smooth as silk!

    Baggy: well done on the Excel thingy. Excel and I will never be friends!

    Barmy: loved Frozen Planet last week - absolutely stunning, wasn't it?

    Pen: I know! No way could I cause offence to her lovely boyfriend, so the four of us, it is! And, yes, it is a whole new era - and I know we will enjoy it ... once I stop crying!

    C xx

  • Comment number 15.

    Pen.

    I'm beyond help now LOL!

    I can only laugh hysterically. I am climbing over sofa parts, the heating comes on when I switch the water on and to top it all I am now taped in my abode.

    They've taped up the doors and put up dust curtains around my abode and the noise is deafening from the drilling ready for the pointing.

    I am expecting a shopping delivery this afternoon and they'll have to untape the door, I've let them know.

    MM xxx

    PS Tom the cat is very happy, he's taken possession of the one available piece of the sofa!

  • Comment number 16.

    I admire your attitude Marj, to what sounds like mayhem.

    Just popping in to let you know, Bob is back or it it Brenda?

    Good luck with it all.

    MTF.xx

  • Comment number 17.

    Afternoon all, sorry for my absence I have been lurking.

    MM how are you managing to stay sane with everything that is going on around you at the moment. It sounds like your house is being rebuilt around you. Good luck with everything that is going on.

    Australian went home last night after tipping our world upside down so with any luck normal service can resume now. Although the shower has broke and silly me I thought if you went to a well known diy store that you could buy them off the shelf. Apparently not have had to order it and it will take 2 weeks. ***WARNING*** 20 year old boy in my area unable to shower and only bath.... Not happy.

    I have also enjoyed Phil too but I am glad that Moira is coming back.

    Baggy well done on your excel thingy. Have a victory dance round the office as no one is looking.

    I havealso decided that having had the clocks go back and the dark nights getting earlier and ealier I am hibernating till Spring does anyone want to join me?

    CB xx

  • Comment number 18.

    Afternoon each

    Yes, it's cold Chris - had my scarf on today. And moths?? ( I always want to say Merths like Inspector Cluseau). Hope you've got rid of them.

    Hope everyone's keeping warm.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 19.

    CB, I'll hibernate with you - I've got some fat balls (for the birds, moderators) so we should be ok.

    Thanks to all who wished me well. Am much better, even did a bit of work today, so I can't play on it any longer.

    Youngest son's birthday today (he thinks he's 25 - as if) so I can now start thinking of the bloomin' C word.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 20.

    Oh, and Maddy, you star - hope you can get comfy on those sofa parts.
    xxxxx

  • Comment number 21.

    I can testify that Mike is gorgeous, one of the first authors I met in my previous life, he had just written Turning Thirty, fab book, and he is a lovely man too

    Tiggs xxx

  • Comment number 22.

    Hello Again.

    Things went beyond a joke this afternoon when the house began filling up with dust which has caused the smoke alarm to be going off intermittently.

    I won't go into all details but I'm not feeling well, a nurse has been here and someone is calling to disconnect the smoke alarm which carried on despite the workman turning off the fuse. It has stopped now though but that's because the dust has settled of course.

    Off to take some paracetemol.

    MM xxx

  • Comment number 23.

    Oh dear Maddy, sounds truly awful. Hope you're ok.

    xxxxx

  • Comment number 24.

    PS Thanks for the info on Bob & Brenda MTF! I bet their nest is more peaceful than mine LOL!

    MM xxx

  • Comment number 25.

    I will be OK thanks Annie. It was no joke when the dust was coming in and I couldn't get out together with the smoke alarm going off.

    MM xxx

  • Comment number 26.

    Maddy, I have the same medical condition as you and can imagine how awful it must have been. Glad you're ok.

    xxxxx

  • Comment number 27.

    Evening all

    Aw Maddy, sounds like you're having an absolute nightmare. Hope things improve soon

    Baggy, hooray for the excel thingy. I did a day training on excel the other day and found out all sorts of tricks. Only problem is I know I shall not use them for ages then forget them when I want them!

    Hello everybody. Hope you're all well tonight

    I think I've been Strictly -ed! I keep hearing music on the radio and thinking what dance it would suit!

    Keeeeeeeep dancing!


    Sezza xxx

  • Comment number 28.

    Evening all

    Nothing much to report, apart from finally hearing from the Land Registry yesterday that his interest in the house has been removed! Finally!!

    Just watching the footie... so Hi everyone!

    Maddy, it sounds awful!! Hope you're ok!!

    JG x

  • Comment number 29.

    Onwards and upwards JG. It can only get better.

    Enjoy the footie. xxxxx

  • Comment number 30.

    Moving on JG, moving on. Keep strong and take care of yourself

    Annie, when is your daughter's birthday?

    Sezza xxx

  • Comment number 31.

    Sezza, found the card. Remind me next October - her birthday is the 17th. Can't believe I forgot all about it - Dementia?????

    xxxxx

  • Comment number 32.

    Annie, I''l remember October if nothing else! That's my birthday-heavy month. I think half my family have their birthdays then!

    Definately not dementia - that's if you can't remember what to do with a card not just where you put it!

    Sezza xx

  • Comment number 33.

    Watching frozen planet. These camera people deserve an award - absolutely fab.
    xxxx

  • Comment number 34.

    Annie, I'm in the Carribean watching the detective thing - much warmer!

    xxx

  • Comment number 35.

    Hi all - my first post.....love Moira but going to really miss our lovely Johnny walker sound a like ......wonderful xx

  • Comment number 36.

    Well, hallo Stumpy, welcome to the blog.

    xxxxx

  • Comment number 37.

    hi stumpy - please stick around, we are a friendly bunch

    woke up before 6 this morning, had decied not to have a gym day (only three a week, I know I'm slacking) so ended up leaving the house before my alarm went off only to get into work, still I suppose it earns me some browie points and I won't feel guilty when (or if) I leave at 4 tomorrow!

    Hope you all have a great day

    Baggy

  • Comment number 38.

    oh, and for a topic of convesation for people today to try and wake the blog up:

    what would be your ideal company to work for? We hear a lot about employee satisfaction surveys but I wonder how true they really are? This is assuming you still do the kind of work you do now. (or have done in the past)

    I probably work for one of my top ten comapanies now, and I am loving it, but other than here - the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ or anything to do with music would suit me down to the ground!

  • Comment number 39.

    Morning all,

    Morning Baggy , looks like the jobs going well and it's lovely to see you sounding more positive.

    Welcome Stumpy ,and as Baggy said we are a good bunch.

    I must admit to feeling a bit jaded this morning as I didn't get a full nights sleep ,seemed to lay there forever. Don't feel sorry for me as I think it's my own fault .
    Didn't go to bed early ,a certain fairy that flies through here from time to time,yes that one,think she spends more time on t'other side these days. Well she wanted to know how the York meet went (in detail )so i was busy on the keyboard instead of being tucked up in my bed.
    so hence gor over tired and feeling sorry for myself lol.

    On a brighter note it's looks quite a mild day today out there ,it looks like we've had rain earlier,but it's a very calm day.
    And I hope thats what you have in your day today ,so take care and have a good one.

    Bids.xxx.

  • Comment number 40.

    Baggy ,my ideal job would be one that I could do 12-1 with an hours lunch ;))

    Bids.xxx.

  • Comment number 41.

    Well I spent twenty or more years working for the NHS so it would be that . moved around within ,but my most Job reward and satisfaction was working with clients with learning disabilities whom make your work more worthwhile.

    Bids.xxx.

  • Comment number 42.

    bids, my husband used to work with learning disabilty people and I had the pleasure of their company sometimes, and always enjoyed myself.

  • Comment number 43.

    Morning all.

    Dark and overcast here.

    I have just spent the last 15 minutes looking for my handbag on the building site.

    The dog has gone barking mad this morning. LOL!

    Hope everyone has a good Thursday.

    csn. xx

  • Comment number 44.

    Work?

    Anywhere but here this morning!

    Sezza

  • Comment number 45.

    Morning all

    My (paid) working life is over, but my last job which lasted 13 years was event organiser, and I loved it. Prior to that I worked surrounded by books, supplying them to libraries and universities world wide, that was also fun. Have been very lucky really.

    csn, hope you can see the light at the end of the tunnel!

    #40 Bids, lol

    Frozen Planet last night was amazing, just amazing!

    Happy thirsty Thursday everyone.

    Pen x

  • Comment number 46.

    Good Morning Everyone.

    All quiet here today so far.

    Bids-You are entitled to feel sorry for yourself after no sleep. It's horrible lying there all night. I was like that the night before last but slept well last night and feel so much better today.

    CSN-I hope you are OK on your building site and that Holly stops barking. I'm off to the vet later with Tom as he is continually scratching and now getting sore.

    Sezza-Hope it gets better as the day goes on, I remember that feeling many moons ago.

    Baggy-I would like to be Ms. Father Christmas working one day a year but with an annual salary.

    MM xxx

  • Comment number 47.

    Thank you Pen and Marjie. I seem to be getting more senior moments the longer the work goes on, think I'm too old for all this.

    Marjie, Hope Tom gets on ok at the vets. I had to bath Holly yesterday because her coat was so dusty.

    csn. xx

  • Comment number 48.

    Afternoon everyone. I only caught a bit of the show this morning so forgive me if this was mentioned. On the subject of moths, those of you who watched Frozen Planet last night will have seen the caterpillar that freezes SOLID every winter in the Arctic (or Antarctic - can't remember) then thaws out and goes off in search of food, only to repeat the whole thing the following winter. It does this for FOURTEEN YEARS before turning into a moth.

    Then it gets sucked up into Christoff's hoover. Well, it doesn't, but it would if it lived over here. Have a heart, Chris - it's a miracle of nature you're swallowing up there.

    Barmy xx

  • Comment number 49.

    Evening everyone

    Wow! It's a bit quiet on here today...

    Hi Stumpy, and welcome!

    I have a new administrator to help me out now at work, so life will eventually be a bit easier. He's the son of a friend of mine, so it's good to have been able to help him out with a permanent position!

    My idea of a perfect job would be mine, but only on a 4 day week... Then I'd be able to get the house straight on a Friday, and enjoy the weekend!

    Looking forward to listening to Noel Gallagher later...probably via the computer, as I cba to crawl around on the floor trying to get the other thing to work!

    JG x

  • Comment number 50.

    Evening each

    Barmy, I saw that moth last night - amazing - and I doff my hat to the camera crew, they are so good at what they do.

    My idea of a perfect job would be a Grant distributer to voluntary organisations. They deserve so much more than they get - it would be lovely to just give them a huge cheque.

    xxxxxx

  • Comment number 51.

    Evening all

    Feeling a little bit more positive now so I thought I'd come back to play!

    Honestly, you'd think that if you told people they were getting a complete new heating system, they would be at least vaguely pleased not extra moaning!!

    My perfect job would be working in a successful, profitable craft shop, selling beautiful things and helping other people make them too!

    JG, Good news about the assistant.

    Barmy, that proper made me laugh! Poor, frozen moths!

    Maddy and CSN, hope your building works have gone well today

    Penny, A job surrounded by books would be another heaven for me but would they just let me sit and read them all day? ;-)

    Sezza xxx

  • Comment number 52.

    Sezza, glad you're feeling a wee bit better. Have a mental image of you surrounded by piles of books, in a deckchair - lovely.

    Have downloaded from the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ website a recipe for chocolate truffles to make for Christmas. I might have to practise lots.

    xxxxx

  • Comment number 53.

    Evening All,

    I hope everyone is tickerty boo :)

    Maddy and csn, Sounds like you both need to go away to a nice hotel for a few days; hopefully by the time you return both your abodes will be builder and decorator free xx

    I've had a day of retail therapy, which is just what the Doctor ordered. However, I am a little bit cross - Did you know that Sparks and Mencer don't do navy blue skirts!!! Why??? I just wanted one for work but no they don't do them. There was every shade of black and grey you could image, but no blue......is it me?

    My ideal job would be to be a Philanthropist, so my first job would be to help Annie out. I work in the Charity world and trying to get any grant is almost impossible, the applications, form filling, blood, sweat and tears for even the smallest amount is hard work. So I would like to just give worthy causes money without having to ask them to jump through hoops.

    I's also like to run a tea shop, so perhaps Sezza and I could join together xx

    AliB
    xx

  • Comment number 54.

    I quite fancy running a tea shop... somewhere by the coast...

    In my dreams...lol

    JG x

  • Comment number 55.

    Ali, I'm sure Debenenenhams will do navy blue skirts - my daughter's favourite shop. Apparently they sell everything you could wish for.

    Could we also have coffee in the tea shop? If so, I'm in. xxxxx

  • Comment number 56.

    PS: Ali, my favourite bit of my old job was applying to Trusts for money. Anything I can do to help, just let me know.

    xxxxx

  • Comment number 57.

    A tea shop with books and craft sections!!

    Special discounts for bloggers and Christoff as long as he brings Noah in for a bun!

    How much fun would we all have!

    Ali, One of my chaps at work was bemoaning the fact he wanted to buy a new jacket and all he could find was black!

    Annie, let us know if you need any of those recipes testing won't you! We might need them to sell in our tea-shop!

    Sezza xxx

  • Comment number 58.

    Sezza, that sounds perfect. A whole new career - I'm on my way.

    xxxxx

  • Comment number 59.

    Let us pray.

    O Lord. I promise to be a good girrdl, think nice thoughts an' eat me dinner. Even when it's sprouts seasoned wit washin' soda.

    I promise to not give cheek or impudence to the 12 year-old Gardai who pulls me over to remind me what the speed limit is on Dame Street.

    I promise to be a Good Mammy, share all my worldly goods wit my Deserving Daughter and not leave mouse-traps in me shoe-cupboard.

    I shall not to eat gravel, stick Sugar Puffs on me face an' claim viral impetigo in order to swerve Fionnula's hen-party in Mullingar in 2 weeks.

    I shall not think shameful and inappropriate thoughts about Brian O'Driscoll when 'e's tryin' on jackets in Brown Thomas.

    I promise not to use bad language or threats to my cousin Baz when 'e sends me the number of the Samaritans instead of that Emergency Courier Service.

    I shall not cheat at Monopoly. Nor shall I bite anybody's leg durin' Twister.

    I shall not text in the toilets during the Pub Quiz. An' duck outa the ensuing bar-room brawl.

    I shall not tell Big Fat Fibs to the above daughter. Unless it's for humane reasons.

    I shall not teach the ginger great-nephew Zak how to cross one eye independently of the other or dress him up in a frock when 'is dad gets home.

    I shall fess up to Renee about the whereabouts of her Best of Missus Mills and Singalonga Max Bygraves L.Ps. And that orange tassly lampshade. Oh, an' the photo of me on Morecambe Front in 1972 lookin' like Su Pollard in the hot-pants wit the braces.

    I shall not take the name of my dear Brother-Outlaw in vain whilst incarcerated in the pub an' fillumed doin' me karaoke Stand By Your Man routine.

    I shall not be rude to Renee when she asks me to shorten 'er elasticated waist flowery skirt by 6 inches, by insinuatin' she's goin' out clubbin'.

    And finally, I shall not be like Barmy an' hoover up moths. Wasps yes. But even you, O Lord, will forgive THAT.


    In return for all of the above, can I please come back in me next life as Flavia Caccace.

    Amen.

    Your humble servant,

    Clodagh.xx

  • Comment number 60.

    Clodagh!
    Lovely to see and read you!
    You always make me smile - though I am only a mere lurker normally, I love reading your dittys!!
    Stay close by


    Joxx

  • Comment number 61.

    PS amen also!! x

  • Comment number 62.

    If i had the money i would have a craft room filled with shelves of different coloured paper, sparkly things, buttons and bows, a sewing machine and ironing board that never needed to be put away and a huge desk with my computer and I would spend every day in there just playing.

    love loli x

  • Comment number 63.

    Amen, Jo.

    Bless yous. Am the chrysanthemum of the blog, see.

    Can't get shut of the damn things.

    Hurrah.

    Clodagh.xx

  • Comment number 64.

    Now Clodagh, you know I'm not a nag - but where's that bloomin' book?
    xxxxx

  • Comment number 65.

    Annie repeat after me.

    I shall not thrash my poor little aul friend's head lest she break her promise an' come back as a lumpfish.

    Clodagh. xxxxxxxxx

  • Comment number 66.

    Hi everyone:

    Didn't have a single minute to get on the blog yesterday - great to see all the "dream jobs".

    If it's not too late to say, my dream was to open a record shop. A proper, old-fashioned record shop, with booths and turntables playing tracks requested by potential customers. There was a shop just like this where we lived when I was a teenager, and I lived in that shop every Saturday. I was very lucky to be given pocket money each week and I could buy my favourite record ... but it always took me about 3 hours to make my choice! Vinyl is on the way back, so who knows?!

    Clodagh: brilliant, as always!

    Maddy and CSN: thinking of you both! xx

    Happy Friday everyone.

    C xx

  • Comment number 67.

    New Blog!!

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