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So Bees On Toast - Not As Easy As You Think !

Chris Evans | 10:31 UK time, Tuesday, 19 January 2010

The thing is they're protected you see - wasps, you're fine with - but bees, unless they've died of natural causes - forget it Sherlock.

One listener did also contact me to alert me to the existence of Einstein's bee theory, but declined to enlighten me any further - as a result of which I am going to go interweb surfing the jaffa I am done here.

In other news, Come Dine With Me continues to rule our telly viewing at night, especially when Mrs. DJ has rustled up some perfectly cooked lamb along with Chantenay baby carrots and Boulangere potatoes for us to eat whilst watching - both to die for.

And as it happens we did actually eat at the table and do the crossy before we prepared our fix of CDWM.

Goodbye for now, see you on the radio tomorrow.

CLP

2010

X.

PS: If tomorrow is a 'Special Day' for you - and you'd like to represent one of the 成人快手 Nations - tell us why below!

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  • Comment number 1.

    Am I first?

  • Comment number 2.

    Another tip-top show鈥︹︹ornings have never been so good!!

  • Comment number 3.

    I think you may well be Andy :)

    Lovely show today Chris, my fav bit was the "Bees on Toast" - a classic off the cuff Lynn comment :)

    Kip

  • Comment number 4.

    Looks like it.

    Morning all

    Christoff the Bees on toast is like the joke about the lion at the zoo having fish, chimps and mushy bees.

    Can't stop today as v busy with the w word, but keep up the good work so far.

    A

  • Comment number 5.

    Morning Chris!

    Not sure if you got my text, but the backwards Wrong Bong reminded me of the start of Queen's Play The Game.

    WM - slowly getting all my gear from Suffolk to Staffordshire, although with only a Micra to do so, it's a case of just how much can I get in there .... the most important things are "up there" already tho - my CDs and vinyl collection! Oh, and my shoes and boots ...... in their own cupboard - yeeeeee haaaaaaaa!

    So, two more return trips and one one-way and then it's official - 4th February to be precise. Still loads to sort out but slowly getting there.

    BTW - does anybody know if I have to notify the passport office of my move? Or do they just ID you from your passport number/date of birth etc?

    Candidates coming in for interviews here today - and my office (soon to be theirs!) looks like a bomb has hit it due to the end of year archiving marathon. Hey ho! At least by the time the newbie starts it'll all be done and I can hand over the baton in a nice smooth styleeee.

    Finally, CLP - every day is a special day for me now, but if I could represent England on the 4th February I will love you forever!

    Ta very muchly

    Deevs
    x x x





  • Comment number 6.

    Great show today Chris - Keep up the good work!!. I too am addicted to CDWM although I tend to get my fix on a Sunday, when it shows the whole week, I get through the ironing without moaning! x

  • Comment number 7.

    Good to hear you got the important things up there are you still on talking terms with the other half or has it all turned sour ? hope you have a great new life and good to hear the little one has taken to you that can be difficult i have experience that with my situation my current other half cant stand my oldest from previous but he ho we get bye

  • Comment number 8.

    Loving the show Chris, only get to listen up to 9 and so have not heard the hello goodbye thing yet - can't wait for a day off to see what it is all about.

    CDWM - you've got me hooked as well now and loved the young guy who did the Bond theme evening and then got drunk - hilarious!

    Just caught up with yesterday's blog and loved the Swedish banter - very good.

    Thought for the Day - Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope.

    Darce xx

  • Comment number 9.

    Hi Chris:

    I can't begin to tell you how much you have changed the morning habits in our household! It's all hands on deck prior to the 7am news, so we don't miss the start of the show. I include MrS in this, completely unheard of. He loves the show and is constantly commenting on this or that.

    The "representing England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales" thingy is a great idea. I don't have a good reason to be mentioned - so over to somebody else!

    C xx

  • Comment number 10.

    Morning CLP,

    If only I knew yesterday that we could nominate for 'Representing' on the Blog - my daughter's 11th Birthday today!

    Doh! Oh well, there's always next year...

    Sun shining here in Dorset today - makes a world of difference :-)

  • Comment number 11.

    WM - we are still on good terms and have said we want to remain civil to each other and who knows, maybe even stay friends (his words) in the long run.

    Thank you for your kind words, they mean a lot.

    Cheryl x

  • Comment number 12.

    PS - am catching up with todays show - can I say I have been to the gym twice this year and body conditioning once and the only reason it hasnt been more is the snow.

    I do NOT want to be fat agin!

  • Comment number 13.

    Deevs - good on ya both. Having been in your situation (nearly two years ago now) I can relate so well. As one who's been there, feel free to message on t'other side if you want.

    Steffi x

  • Comment number 14.

    Is it me .....

    Beezer on toast ...!?!?!?!

    Deevs
    xxxx


  • Comment number 15.

    Chris,

    Missed the bees bit as was at work and don't watch CDMW, so not much to say today really mush...lol...
    Top show today. More Johnny Cash please! Ok, I know I said that on the previous blog and I am repeating myself am repeating myself now.
    Darce - Like your Thought for the Day.

    Nic

    x

  • Comment number 16.

    It's you Cheryl!

    Nic

    x

  • Comment number 17.

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaagh !!!!!

    Why do you want me on toast ????????


    Beez xx

    no rude answers thank you ;o)

  • Comment number 18.

    LOL ..... cawfee/screen mo there you two!

    Beez - it just brings a very disturbing piccie to my mind of you on toast. That's all.

    Nic - stop repeating yourself, repeating yourself, repeating yourself. My cooking's not that bad! (paranoid as to whether the ' was in the right pace now ...!)

    Steffi - thank you. x x x

    Deevs
    xxx






  • Comment number 19.

    Deev - I wasn't going to tell you this but you do need a passport to get in to the Midlands. Better get it sorted or we wont let you in.

    Chrissie - you lightweight you (from previous blog) - tee hee - reckon you only bought half that yacht !!!
    also from previous, good post Kip.

    Baggy if you stay under that rock you are never going to keep your trim self. Out you come.

    Morning again to all else - late up today and phone been going bonkers - catch up later.

    Keep smiling

    Beez xx

  • Comment number 20.

    CLP - between you and me - I loved your book and I have a big softspot for ELO as well :-)

  • Comment number 21.

    Yes but there isn't a "w" in coffee!
    Ok, off now before I get in to trouble...GRNI recs...deep joy!

    Nic

    x

  • Comment number 22.

    pea ess - Darce - love your thought for the day.

    Beez xx

  • Comment number 23.

    As for being under my rock - its nice under here, with occasional visits from Alib and thunderclap and there are no surprises.

    I will come back when its safe!

  • Comment number 24.

    Deevs, I really must pull you up over this.

    Please remember - a clique is not the noise a French camera makes. It is not fair to single out certain bloggers as being more edible than others.....

  • Comment number 25.

    Unc

    Many have tried to pull me up over the years. Usually after a night out with Beez on the gin!

    x

  • Comment number 26.

    Nic

    There is defo a 'W' in coffee when in NYC!

    X

  • Comment number 27.

    Hi Chris,

    Thought the show today was tip top, especially the bit about the bees.

    Bought my husband a solitary bee nester for Christmas- bees need all the help they can get. It looks like a small wooden hive with lots of holes for the lone bees to shelter in. My hubby was chuffed to bits as he loves his garden and we love seeing the bees. Can't say I'm a big fan of wasps though. Don't get me started on hornets!

    Off to tackle teenage daughters bedroom- need to find me de-fumigator! I'm going in and I may be some time!

    Mcw x

  • Comment number 28.

    I've loved Come Dine With Me for years, mainly because of the narrator. I'd love it if he could follow me around all day making his little quips. I'd be tempted to enter it myself only they always give us veggies rubbish marks!

    On the butter vs marge debate, may I say controversially that I can't stand butter, it makes me feel sick!

    Back to the minute-writing-upping,

    Amy_E x

  • Comment number 29.

    So, another sad and disasterous day.


    Cadbury's has been sold.

    To a company that knows nothing about chocolate.

    Will be creating a stock pile of Flakes, Dairy Milks and Buttons and shall start to make my millions when I ebay them in a years time.

    I have other things to say too, but feel I've set the cat among the pigeons too much - when there was no such intention. Time this blog went vocal so people can hear the tone of each message and maybe not feel offended, hurt or alienated.

    Cheers chaps, its been fun, insightful, supportive and debatable

    MW, a!

  • Comment number 30.

    Morning all, just!

    Another great show Christoff, and I now get to watch CDWM at 5.30 whilst preparing dinner, as it doesn鈥檛 clash with you on the radio.

    Also loved Lynn鈥檚 鈥榖ees on toast鈥 remark, and sorry Beez, also thought of you at the time, in a nice way or course!

    Nic, think perhaps CDWM will be on the viewing schedule very soon, eh Deevs?

    Hi Darce, good thought for the day, hope you鈥檙e well, how鈥檚 the house coming on or daren鈥檛 I ask!

    Hello to everyone else.

    Pen xx

  • Comment number 31.

    Mwa - it's not for definite though is it? The shareholders have got to approve even though the board have given in. Loved the comment one lady made on the news - it mustn't go to a plastic cheese company. Genius!

    MCW - agree - without the bees we are gonners - but I'm allergic to bee stings so I am not over keen on them but I do summon up courage to let them out if they are stuck in the house/office. Wasps - no chance - zap!!!

    Beez xx

  • Comment number 32.

    Pen
    Nice to be subject of the day !!!

    Beez xx

  • Comment number 33.

    Pen

    Shhhhhhhhhh! I may win that one, provided it doesn't clash with the cricket .....

    Deevs
    xxx

  • Comment number 34.

    MW,! - You did seem to cause a bit of a stir...but you weren't alone!
    Pen - Not yet; other things are on the agenda...
    Carl - Some bloggers just ARE more edible than others!
    My son decided about 3 years ago that bees were cute and furry and that he should stroke one - yikes! He has never been near one since. But yes, we need bees...and Beez!

    Nic

    x

  • Comment number 35.

    Don't go MW,a!
    I had been lurking for some time before I became brave enough to post a comment the other day. I have always enjoyed the banter between the bloggers and you all seem very friendly and welcoming to one another.
    Yes, it is a shame that we dont have sound when we blog, because words can be taken the wrong way and misconstrued. Although I'm not sure what Bingo's blogs would sound like! I think that a healthy
    debate is good and I for one enjoy hearing everyones point of view. I also think that it is best to be honest and say what you think- you had a valid point to make.

    By the way, chocolate will go off in a year, gets a white powdery coating. Not that chocolate ever stays that long in my house!

  • Comment number 36.

    Morning all (just)

    Head says bees are needed and are tiny ickle things. Heart/body says eurggh, insecty thing might bite - squish if anywhere near... Head usually wins, I just run away.....

    Head says 'Beez nice lady no need to run away'. Heart/body agrees with head.

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 37.

    Thanks Nic, Beez and Pen - its a nice thought isn't it.

    Amy - re wanting to appear on CDWM, remember the guests poke around your house and pull that to bits as well as your cooking!

    Hi Pen - he he, you know what the answer to the house is, don't you!! Still exactly the same as they left it weeks and weeks ago. They said they would start again after Christmas, just didn't say which Christmas though! Trouble is I've run out of money now so I'm at a bit of a cross roads at the moment.

    Darce x

  • Comment number 38.

    Thanks Mtd - your cheque is in the post !!

    Beez xx

  • Comment number 39.

    me and mr bp have talked about CDWM but he doesnt want people poking around our house so thats a no no.

    We did it with friends which was very nice!

  • Comment number 40.

    mtd - succinct!
    Darce - Thanks for your thanks!

    Nic

    xx

  • Comment number 41.

    Good point Darce - and it always amazes me that people don't have a good tidy up before the guests come. Some bloke the other week left his athlete's foot treatment on his bedside table...yuck! x

  • Comment number 42.

    MWa - I think blogs become particularly dull when everyone who contributes holds the same opinion. As long as posts aren't too 'personal', anything should go! So stick around, and sound off!

  • Comment number 43.

    Hello everyone,

    Loved your thought for the day Darce.

    I love CDWM but the OH doesn't, so don't get to watch it much, but the narrator makes it for me, he is hilarious.

    Have a good day.

    X

    Gail.

  • Comment number 44.

    Afternoon,

    I missed the Bees on Toast bit, might have to listen again, sounds funny. Because of you I started to watch CDWM, but I haven't seen that many, I think if there is nothing else to watch I can usually find it on somewhere. I am quite addicted to "How's it Made" and "How does it Work" - very interesting or am I just sad?

    AF - Glad you've picked up the Nugget of Niceness, it's good to try and remember at the end of each day the nice things that have happened. I've thought of one for the past 18 days, so it's going well.

    MW, a! - If they do anything to Cadburys chocolate that I'm not happy with,then there will be serious trouble and I mean serious trouble. As long as they still keep it Fairtrade as well.

    Debbic C - You sound tip top Love, keep it up xx

    And to everyone else "Hi".

    AliB
    xx

  • Comment number 45.

    Tomorrow is a special day for me, because I have my 20 week scan for my third baby, due in June, just as the world cup starts......hubby thinks he is going to spend his paternity leave watching footie!!

  • Comment number 46.

    Hello there

    Hmm not sure about bees on toast or beans on toast. Don't like soggy bread so I have to have the beans beside the toast. Fussy? Me? Too right.

    Wierd day here at Warbies today. Don't know why, and that makes it wierder!

    Actually it's probably me that's wierd....back to the hospital for the first time in months later today. Gonna be emotional I reckon.

    I'm starving now, back later.

    Debbie x

  • Comment number 47.

    Darce, hope you come up trumps soon, keep on playing the lottery!

    CDWM wouldn't be the same if houses were prim and poper.

    Pen xx

  • Comment number 48.

    Good luck Claire P :-)

  • Comment number 49.

    Hello briefly (anyone by that name?)

    I got an email saying I had been moderated 3 times!!! Brilliant! This is achievement for me as I seem to have gone through life doing the 'right thing', and whenever I have tried not to seem to have ended up in the 'rough'! So bring on 2010, my year of being a rebel (or is that revel?).

    Thanks for all the good responses to our Swedish chat, but the bbc obv don't use IK - EA!

    Have a fantastic day one and all.

    dreamer
    xx

  • Comment number 50.

    Thanks Gail - know what you mean about the narrator- he's brilliant.

    Ali B - had forgotten about your nugget of niceness idea, am going to try to think of something each day now.

    Debbie - nice to see you back so often now - good luck with the hospital visit this afternoon x

    Pen - yes keep hoping for the lottery - trouble is someone in my family won it last year, so everybody tells me I've got no chance now its been that near.

    Darce x

  • Comment number 51.

    Dreamer,

    You rebel! Or whatever that is in Swedish - Don't tell us, as you will get a 4th e-mail probably!

    Nic

    x

  • Comment number 52.

    Nice one Dreamer - that made me smile.

    Yours

    briefly
    x ;o) x

  • Comment number 53.

    A great start to the show today with Johnny Cash and Queen had me dancing through the lunch preparations this morning!

    Debbie C - you're not alone. I'm not a fan of soggy toast either - bean juice has to be minimised if I'm having them on toast! :o)

    Ripley

  • Comment number 54.

    I do not eat soggy toast or chips and I do not eat beans.
    My chips/ teast thing is so bad that mr bp sometimes serves the offending item (veg/ eggs etc) in a seperate dish!

    ummmmm - do I need help?

  • Comment number 55.

    Ripley, try the beans with a dash of Worcester Sauce or Marmite.....lovely jubbly.

    Debbie x

    ps: Thanks AliB and Darce, enjoying being back :o)

  • Comment number 56.

    This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.

  • Comment number 57.

    The fussy one in our house is the OH - he recently had eggs and beans on toast except the egg were on 2 of the slices of toast on one plate, the beans were in a bowl and 2 more slices of toast were on a third plate.....

    As far as I am concerned the soggier the better when it comes to beans or eggs and toast. I always dip my chips as well so although I like them to be fairly crisp, they are soggy by the time they get to my mouth.

    Good luck this afternoon Debbie.

    Dreamer how come they didn't mod. all of the swedish? Was the bit they did mod rude??

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 58.

    talking of the book. Who is "The Dude?"

  • Comment number 59.

    without wishing to rake all this up again, can i say I was very upset to read Giddykippa's post from the previous blog and the way they took what I said. When I put in my post that "it is just writing on a wall" I did not in any way intend to belittle anyone's feelings about the blog. Quite the reverse in fact, I have been quite fed up at the way people have been trying to dictate (probably another bad choice of word, but there you go!) what others should say on here, and not just leave each person to make of the blog what they will.

    Which is what I think they should in fact do - live and let live. That's what I was getting cross about.

    So sorry GK if I upset you - that was never my intention nor any other blogger.

    Think I will stick to spa conversations in future - much less controversial! Unless there's any more room under that rock, Baggy?!

    CG xx

  • Comment number 60.

    56 - Chrissie S - couldn't agree more.

    Cheryl and Nic - you two and your respective ex-partners have been in my prayers since reading the public breakdown of your existing relationships and the very public innuendoes of what goes on over the weekends. I am praying for both of you to show a bit more discretion and wish you both good luck, I sincerely hope you can make it work together. I am praying for your ex partners that they find the strength to move on and find future happiness and peace in their hearts.

    I can understand in some ways that you are full of beans and in the first flush of something new and exciting but in my opinion that may be better off kept on FB which is a more private forum that individuals can choose to look at or have access to.

    Daisy x

  • Comment number 61.

    CG - there is alwasy room under my rock.

    As far as spas go Mr bp has some real massage expereince and I am willing to tout him out - hes very good and does proper aromotherapy masage - all above board!

  • Comment number 62.

    thanks baggy! first time I ever dared say anything more than chatty stuff and look where it got me! but I think I am in good company under here with you guys!!

    I love a massage - the last one i had I went to sleep and was dribbling quite badly - mmm, that's a lovely image isn't it?!

    CG x

  • Comment number 63.

    Right then folks - off to the spa I jolly well go, with Mr BP please. I can provide my own oils if he's running out.

    X

  • Comment number 64.

    Phew.

    Chrissie and Daisy, you have made your points. Probably best if I just post no more and leave you in peace.

    It's been good.

    Cheryl

  • Comment number 65.

    Afternoon!

    Mr Chris Evans - Tomorrow is not particularly a 'Special Day' for me; at least not yet!
    Maybe it may become a 'Special Day'; hopefully not for incorrect reasons!

    Refering to the previous blog, I am not feeling the need to complain about any blog writers who raised their concern my way!

    Also refering to the above mentioned blog, it is a shame that some of us have had our posts removed for having fun learning/ exchanging swedish!


    This wouldn't happen in Sweden!

  • Comment number 66.

    I wonder why they moderate just for speaking swedish? It made me laugh a lot!! are they worried someone might be being rude?

    CG x

  • Comment number 67.

    oops - the comments being moderated didn't make me laugh of course, the comments themselves did!! Can't be too careful today, you know!!

    CG x

  • Comment number 68.

    Oops...and there was me thinking that my post @ 42 would act like a little magic button which would make everything alright!!

    For what it's worth, I think that posts like 56 & 60 above could be made in a more appropriate forum. I didn't follow the various 'goings-on' before the last couple of weeks, but can't imagine that it's a good thing when an open blog like this one gets this personal.

  • Comment number 69.

    okay - what is blog protocol for this eventuality?

    I have just noticed a real life friend of mine has joined the CLP breakfast fb page on fb! Which means he could be reading these blogs, which means I might be outed as a blogger to friends and family alike?

    are you out there?

  • Comment number 70.

    Deev

    There is no need not to post, just think about your audience. Some of the innuendo is a bit near the knuckle from both you and mrrolastic.

    I am pleased that you are happy and looking forward to your new life, but I can see others points.

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 71.

    Chrissie and Daisy,

    You are both entitled to your opinions and to express them on here, as am I. Neither of you, as far as I am aware, are privvy to details regarding our ex partners or whether they have access or care to read this blog. You make a number of assumptions and assertions in your lectures, which, IMO, can only be based on ignorance. There is always the Page Down key if you care to use it.

    Nic

  • Comment number 72.

    super_bp - are you pink and white and a bit ragged? If so, he'll have no trouble guessing which one you are :-)

    I'm too scared to join the FB page in case something similar happened!
    x

  • Comment number 73.

    ooh, Baggy - can see that would be a shock!! but how do you know he's not already a blogger???!!!

    CG x

  • Comment number 74.

    Hi everyone

    Laugh out loud moment this morning with the bees on toast comment - very funny. My routine is slowly changing from Chris Moyles when I wake up until I've taken the kids to school, and then I switch to CLP. Loved some of the music this morning although I do like a lot of chart music so a good mix between old and new would suit me down to the ground.

    Enjoy the rest of your day peeps,


    Laura
    x

  • Comment number 75.

    Haven't caught up for a couple of days but pleeeeeeeeeeese Chris do not consider our (and she is our) Beez on toast!!

    She is along with Deevs very precious to this ere blog.

    Will try and catch up on the posts eventually.

    Lovin' what I am hearing on the new show though and hope you don't think me a traitor but I think Simon is doing ok and so much better than when he was acting as your stand in.

    SusanB_55

  • Comment number 76.

    There seems to be a bit of a stunned silence ... Isn't this supposed to be a blog for fans of CLP?

    A little suggestion - draw a line under it, think about how your comments can affect other people before you post, and remember what the blog is for.

    I'll just slink away for now and lurk in the darkness ...

    Laura

  • Comment number 77.

    Afternoon each

    I`m glad i wasnt the only one to think of our Beez with the toast this morning..other such minds are warped too..always glad to know i`m in good company! However, Jonny`s comment after Lyns was also good and brilliantly put down by CLP..laugh out loud funny!

    Loved the Svedish last night..the GM wondered what i was laughing at whilst catchin up on my phone..cant post from there so couldnt join in but genius postings the lot of ya!

    Apropos (sp?) the hot tub thing... can i now please have Mark Strong as his character in Body of Lies..amazing film we watched last night.. and he is pretty scrummy! CG..you do know we are all on our way down dont you?!

    2 more things..

    AF..what a lovely comment from your colleague..tells you what we all knew anyway! x

    And i`m with MW`a for the Cadbury thing... DONT DO IT SHAREHOLDERS..i may have to start eating G&B all the time if that were to ahppen and that would be very bad for the cash flow situation!

    Hope everyone else is well this foggy Tuesday..

    Love to all..

    mSc x



  • Comment number 78.

    Hear-hear, Laura :-)

  • Comment number 79.

    Help - I don't know how to word this so I hope that it comes out in the way it is intended.

    Dorset - I agree that personal comments should be avoided in public forums, however, as the cat was let out of the bag so to speak in this forum, I can fully understand why Chrissie and Daisy have made their feelings public. Both of them have stated that it is their personal feeling and I think they have the right to post accordingly. I for one will miss both Deev and Nic if this puts them off blogging. Steps off of soap box.

    Baggy - the Breakfast show FB group has more than 700 members whereas the CLP bloggers are around 150. Your friend may not be a blogger at all. Don't worry unless he mentions it.

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 80.

    mrst - you re welcome to mr bp - he would love a spa day :-)

  • Comment number 81.

    Ooh and Baggy..difficult one.. we can disguise you as Garfield for a while if that helps?!

    mSc x

  • Comment number 82.

    mtd - I wouldn't dispute that it might have been put 'out there' by Deevs and Nic originally, but I don't see why people feel the need to respond so personally on public forum - 'other listings magazines are available', and all that!

    The other thing to consider is 'new' bloggers. I'm sure that there are new bods popping in to the blog all the time, and coming across these sorts of entries are likely to put them off.

    Like Laura pointed out, the blog is for fans of the CLP show, and we seem to have gone somewhat 'off topic' here!

    Roll on tomorrow...!!!

  • Comment number 83.

    Hello all

    Those of you who know me... know I don't blog often. But after lurking for a couple of days and reading todays post I feel compelled to say...

    This blog is a broad community, it is public, and therefore it's users are a diverse group, with differing opinions on many a varied subject. Opposing and contrasting views are what make a blog a blog, the interaction and exchange of views is what makes it a forum that is interesting and challenging at times. But in my humble opinion our posts should be respectful and considerate to all it's users.

    No one should feel they should opt out of this blog because other contributors don't agree with something... agree to differ folks - it happens - it's not Haiti! Just a blog!

    Right I'm joining SuperBagpuss under that rock!

  • Comment number 84.

    ooh, have just noticed from the top of the page that Gary Barlow is on Steve Wright this afternoon!! and i am supposed to be working! *sigh*

    so that's me on listen again this evening then!!

    and yes, Scoobs, you are all very welcome in the tub! can take about 5 or 6 adults at a time - levels checked yesterday and all fine! there are some floating light thingys somewhere, if i can only think where ... !

    CG x

  • Comment number 85.

    Baggy please make room under the rock i am coming in.

    i am going to chuck an anchor at this for a minute.

    is it me or has the world gone mad.
    yesterday i looked in the yellow book for a number.
    being dragged up to spell proper i went to B.for bicycle as i was looking for a bicycle shop..funny that.
    where did i find it.under C for cycle. i was surprise not to have found it under b for bike.
    and again today i went into the yellow book again to look for a television repair person.stupid me.they are not televisions any more.they are TVs.

    rant over.back to you lot

    djeli.slightly disheartened with the world

  • Comment number 86.

    We're going to need a few more rocks at this rate....

    Right then time to draw a line
    ----------------------------------------------------------------
    Done...

    Happy Birthday Dorset's Daughter.

    Has anybody thanked Bingo today?? If not, Bingo thank you for your continuing thanks....

    CLP, nothing special to celebrate tomorrow (it was my birthday 3 weeks ago tomorrow!!!) but I would be proud to represent my country (England). Did you want some nominations as well???

    Scotland - oooh so many to choose from, but probably MWK has the most to celebrate at the moment.
    Wales - Crumpy so that she can cheer her son up (how are things there btw?)
    Ireland - depends if you need north or south - if both then Dan and Clodagh seem to be the most obvious choices.

    Laters

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 87.

    liking the nominations, mtd!

    please can you explain "ffb" ?!

    CG x

  • Comment number 88.

    Djeli..thats funny! When they start putting mp3`s under I and vacuum cleaners under H we will know the world has surely gone mad!

    mSc x

  • Comment number 89.

    Mtd..very good on the nominations!

    And yeah..Crumpy..you out there?hope all is well..

    Same with Debs and Mtf..know Debs had a BIG project on so hope its going well!

    mSc x

  • Comment number 90.

    mtd - thanks for the 'Happy Birthday' for my eldest.

    She's reached the ripe old age of 11 - goodness knows how! Someone please tell me that it gets easier!!!

  • Comment number 91.

    Oh, and this made me smile earlier..

    Q What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
    A. A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause

    ..try tellin that when youve had a few!

    Off to write price lists now..unless anyone wants to distract me?!

    mSc x

  • Comment number 92.

    I did a course on head, neck, shoulder and back massage and have the Calvin Klein oils too (other brands are available). I always need a neck massage, but it's not so easy to do it on yourself.

    I would just like to reiterate what Suzy-Boozy said...

    In the great scheme of things what people say on this blog and whether they want to stay or go really pales into insignificance as to what is going on in Haiti. Shall we all get a little perspective and may be our thoughts, and prayers should be with them rather than our own shallow worlds (and I include myself whole heartedly in that last comment).

    I am so blessed and I constantly need to be reminded of that. So lets give thanks that we have freedom of speech, love in our lives, jobs to go to, money in the bank, clothes on our back, food on our table, a roof over our head, friends and family that love us, and Cadburys chocolate to eat!

    Back under the rock with Baggy et al

    AliB
    xx

  • Comment number 93.

    ffb = fully fledged blogger, came about when my blog name got shortened and various suggestions were made. I said that I felt like a fully fledged blogger so I became mtd ffb...

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 94.

    Ali..i am baggying you for my masseuse!

    mSc x

  • Comment number 95.

    mtd - oh i see!! (or O I C if we're shortening stuff!)

    AliB - hear hear! entirely agree!

    and Dorset - not sure that it will! my daughter will be 11 at the beginning of March - we go from very grown up behaviour, helping, good conversation etc, to shouting and slamming doors for no apparent reason! am trying to be patient but it can be very wearying!! still only another 7 or 8 years to go, eh?!

    CG X

  • Comment number 96.

    Happy Birthday to your daughter DP - sorry it gets harder!!

    MtD - liking the nominations and I'm sure Clodagh will have something she can celebrate.

    Darce x

  • Comment number 97.

    Scoobs, it would be my pleasure xx

  • Comment number 98.


    Getting mighty hot being on this toast all day. Can I get off now? Thanks for asking for me Sus55.

    Nice man in a very large security van has just delivered my spare phone charger from (it appears) a very efficient on line - nok on the door-phone folk so the scowl that has been appearing on my face as I saw my battery reduced to almost nothing is getting back to its usual smile and the hotel have found the one I left and are posting to me as well :o)))) Wont do that again! Think I need someone trailing in my wake to pick up all the stuff I forget/lose etc etc.

    Scoobs, I was giggling away catching up with the swedish last night. Great stuff. Don't hold out much for the Cad shareholders - they are probably large institutions who need to top up their pension funds. You can live in hope though.

    Jeli - I know - I despair sometimes !!I looked for televisions not long ago under te - silly me !

    Beez xx

  • Comment number 99.

    #59 鈥 Cornish Girl, I just wanted to let you know that my post was in no way directed at you or even at any one person on this Blog 鈥 and I definitely not upset at what you wrote in your reply, or indeed your first post :0) as MCW said, it鈥檚 a shame we don鈥檛 have voices on here so we can understand each other better 鈥 which is why I majorly (is that a word?) over compensate on the :0)normally!

    My post was just a general response to quite a few posts I had read over the last few days, and I wanted to put my point of view across to the general public at large, I feel very calm about the whole thing, it is just my opinion after all and we are all entitled to that :) I hardly ever read all the posts, and for the most part have no clue at all on the general goings on of most bloggers鈥.

    鈥︹ as a very wise man once said

    鈥淚 do my thing and you do yours,
    I am not in this world to live up to your expectations 鈥
    And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
    You are You & I am I
    If by chance we should find each other,
    Its Beautiful,
    If not, it can鈥檛 be helped鈥

    Kip x :)



  • Comment number 100.

    Nooooooooooo!

    How can it get any harder?!?

    I'm joking really...she's a little 'angel' most of the time, but I'm ever so slightly fearful for the teenage years!

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