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MUZZA MUZZA MUZZA.

Chris Evans | 15:02 UK time, Tuesday, 9 September 2008

He was tired, I was tired, we were all...

...tired.

As Murray lost, and boy did he lose, all in our house were asleep. Even Beth, our normally nuclear fuelled hyper-active puppy, felt there was little left in Andy's tanks worth staying up for.

Wife snoring on the carpet, exhausted due to baby growing duties. Scottish John, the luxury car dealer on the big couch next to me, also snoring through his beer stained Glaswegian mustdash. I was the lonely lighthouse keeping watch over a sea of sleeping ships.

Andy, eventually lost. The Mighty Fed, back on form, won with the air of unfair father taking on his seven year old son. It was all very oh so not what we all wanted.

As the aftermath ensued, and the television broadcasters tried to keep us all interested even the new to TV, wide smiling Greg Rusedski couldn't pick me up before I eventually had to pick myself up and wake the non-tennis fans from their slumber.

I told them what had happened. I don't even think they heard me.

As they stole off upstairs with not a word between them all that was left for me to do was wee the dog, clear away the glasses and spent chocolate wrappers and then look at the clock wondering why I hadn't gone to bed with the rest of the world and just dreamt of a Murray win instead.

CLP.

2008.

X.

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  • Comment number 1.

    I found my bed after 2 sets with the writing clearly on the wall....... still should have gone earlier......YAWN!

    Nev

  • Comment number 2.

    Yeah you go screaming through the day, work work work - out to bank - whatever - work work work then bang - I could quite happily shut my eyes and go to sleep right now -and I didn't watch the match - not having the suitable dish thingy attached to house.

    Sure you will be able to keep eyes open until 7 though CLP.

    Just Beth at home - Enzo still in his hotel?

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 3.

    hey Christoff

    Sad to say I was far to knacked to even care last nite . . .

    busy busy busy in Belfast

    Oh to be a contemporary pop dj . . .

    DtM x

  • Comment number 4.

    I didn't watch the match.

    Don't really like sport. As a kid was subjected every Saturday To World of sport with Dickie Davis from 2pm - 5pm.

    Wasn't allowed to watch anything else.

    M.xx

  • Comment number 5.

    CLP

    As said on t'other blog this morn ... I set myself up on the sofa with sleeping bag, duvet, pillows etc. By half eleven it was a foregone conclusion so I tippy-toed up the wooden hills to join my wonderful hubby in slumber-land. Then got rewdly awakened at 5.45 this morn ..... grrrrrrrr ...... and it was still raining!

    Still baffled about the scores going 15, 30, 40, Deuce etc.

    See you at 5.

    CtD xxxxxxx

  • Comment number 6.

    hey all.

    I watched a bit of the match after I worked out which one of the 100's of ridiculous nonsense channels it was on. Decided it wasn't worth it and resumed swearing at the w**ding seating plan instead.

    CtD, I have no idea why tennis scoring is the way it is. If you find out let me know!!!

    SBP I'm sorry about your venue - you still have lots of time to find an even better one.

    Dragonxx

  • Comment number 7.

    PS: bit miffed that the England qualifiers have both been on Set***a Sports. Already pay a fortune each month for S*y Sports and not paying any more.

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  • Comment number 8.

    Hi Dragon .... I did send in a Fox The Fox question yesterday morn about tennis scores, but alas ....... :-(

  • Comment number 9.

    andy was tired. It was obvious. He should have had a day in bed to recover from the Nadal fight.

    federer looked happy from the moment he came on - he was rested and relaxed.

    i think he was robbed. You are right - it was like a father playing a son - a father who had made his son play 5 rounds of the hardest tennis ever first!

    Poor Andy. My heart was breaking for him, but I know he's just gonna get better and better and better.

    Tell you what...i wouldn't like to be on the other end of one of his returns. eh?

  • Comment number 10.

    bhi3dgs - I'm in bucks - is that nay help for dog walking - I would live to help out!

  • Comment number 11.

    Nay help? are you teasing poor Annie about her accent again?

    Michmel, it was Frank Bough and grandstand in our house. Yawn yawn.

    A x

  • Comment number 12.

    no - just a dyslexic any!

  • Comment number 13.

    also live should be love

  • Comment number 14.

    I am sure I have heard somewhere that tennis scoring has French origins.

    Not that that really explains 15, 30, 40 etc

    Nev

  • Comment number 15.

    Sorry about your venue SBP, you must be spitting feathers.
    Moi aussi kernackered and now have to go and do BIG SHOP. Full of cold too, had to buy loads of bananas yesterday because I sneezed all over them in the shop. Don't think anyone saw me but thought it was only polite.
    Happy blogging to all.

    A x

  • Comment number 16.

    Nev

    Are you still being Butch hun??

    xxx

  • Comment number 17.

    CtD

    I was only Butch till I found out the dog was a girl.........! So that would be bitch not butch I suppose (the dog not me).

    Nev

  • Comment number 18.

    Yeah Nev meant to say yesterday think it's something to do with french the tennis scoring, hence deuce and not 40 40 but can't remember where I heard it.

    Bagpuss just read about venue - now that has happened for a reason - there is obviously something amazing sitting there waiting for you to choose much better than first.

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 19.

    cheryl

    apparently it's all to do with the French, round eggs, maybe clock faces and other stuff???
    I've emailed it to you in full.

    From what I saw of the game last night the FedExpress would've hammered anyone on that form...

    ....AM will have his day

    KWx

  • Comment number 20.

    Thanks SPbp was nice sentiment but just joshin! I love my twice daily jaunts really just hacked off with wet stuff! tomorrow we are promised the yellow thing back again-fingers crossed!

  • Comment number 21.



    I have to agree that tennis can send you to sleep. As can football and all.

    I decided part way though the second gamethat the show was over.
    Back to music and an early night for me after a rather nice bar of chocolate.

    I'm trying to put weight on, it's a sort of alternative diet.


    Have a good evening all.


    PP


  • Comment number 22.

    Boleyn - nanas have thick skins - should have just dusted them off with your hankie!!

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 23.

    They've done it again!!!!!! me i player isn't giving me the programme again - BL:** hell

    Beesmum xxxx

  • Comment number 24.

    KW ... thanks for that. Now going to lie down in a darkened room with an ice-pack!!

    You Foxy thing, you!! xxx

  • Comment number 25.

    I am getting the message "Due to rights restrictions we are currently unable to bring you this programme." What gives? I'm in the US.

  • Comment number 26.

    Correct me if I am wrong but the Beijing olympics are over? Why then am I getting the rights restrictions message again?! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I heard Chris ring the bell then it was all over :(

    Lunchtimes just aren't the same stateside without the drivetime show :( Hurry back, soon, please!!

  • Comment number 27.

    Maybe coz of the Para-limpix?

  • Comment number 28.

    US guys it's happened here in UK too I've just been switched off to that stoooopid message. Had to dash and get me trannie!

    CLP talking about para limpicks and you've ony missed amy winehouse!

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 29.

    i can't abide amy winebox.

  • Comment number 30.

    Chris, yes, at last!!
    Someone finally giving Para-lypians the credit and recognition they deserve.
    Surely they, with their disabilities, should be more revered than their fully abled counterparts. Thanks for a bit of tear-jerking start to the show.
    That Eleanor, rock n roll!!

  • Comment number 31.

    bbumblefl,
    I agree. Lunchtimes in the US just aren't the same if you can't listen to the drive-time show.
    Did anyone see Chris on Top Gear on ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ America last night? Must have been a pretty old show as he was talking about going back on the radio.

  • Comment number 32.

    Evening each

    Boleyngirl: How many bananas did you sneeze on? Did you have to buy loads?

    xxx

  • Comment number 33.

    Hi I'm new here!!! Joined in because I'm recieving the Right Restricted message up here in Scotland too! Any reason?

  • Comment number 34.

    bbumblefl / Jdatlas, me too. I look forward to Chris at lunchtime, I feel cheated now. I don't understand how it can be broadcast on normal radio but not on the iplayer. Weirdness. Sort it out ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ.

    Dragonxx

  • Comment number 35.

    I player been geo blocked apparently just so we could hear the little swimmer but rest of shows should be ok just not allowed interviews / quotes from para limpicks.

    BM xxx

  • Comment number 36.

    dookegg /Dragon - it's the beeb not paying for something or other so they block out all on i players just for a 5 minute comment/interview - duh!!!!!

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 37.

    By the time I dashed off to get my trannie I missed the interview or quote or whatever with the little swimmer anyway!!!
    Mind you what a sweetie and only 13 I think - saw her on the box when she had won - had me in tears!!!!

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 38.

    in the style of kevin the teenager waving his arms about THATS SO UNFAAAAAAIIIIIR!!!!!!!

    ahem. stampy feets paddy over. Consoling myself with a listen again from last week. Bah.

    Thanks for the info beesmum.

    Dragonxx

  • Comment number 39.

    Dragon - that is SO funny - can just imagine it!!!!

    BM xxx

  • Comment number 40.

    Back from thrashing everyone on Scrabs/Scraper and killing the mob.

    Welcome to the newbies, please stay and join in.

    xxx

  • Comment number 41.

    Still restricted:( Are they replaying every stroke of her swim?? Ahh well I suppose me and my 3 week old orphaned kitten will finish work and head home and listen to the rest of the show on a proper radio!!

    Hope to be back soon you all seem lovely

    TTFN

  • Comment number 42.

    I was a horrid teenager, Kevin paled into insignificance compared to me. Very ashamed of my teenage years.

    Small aside, has anyone heard of Duke's Special? First time I heard them they were supporting Crowded House last year (both were awesome) never heard of them since. Although, was pleasantly surprised to have just heard them on the listen again iplayer show from last weds (seeing as I can't get todays show.... gggrrr).

    Dragonxx

  • Comment number 43.

    Anne - 12 for sure. Big ones. Just watery sneeze though, nout disgusting. Beesmum, what a suggestion!

    While flaming piers are in the news can I just say that I wish someone would flaming set fire to the Morgan variety. He really gets my dander up. Smug talentless git. Can I say that?

    Off to unpack, hope Chris has found the second half of the show.

    A x

  • Comment number 44.

    Considering the condition she has, and thus why she is in the paralympics, perhaps refering to Eleanor Simmonds as 'the little swimmer' might be considered a little off.

  • Comment number 45.

    I missed half of tonights show for the first time in a while and it's my luck to be greated with...

    Please note due to restrictions on Paralympics coverage, Tuesday 9 September's show is unavailable to listen to live or as listen again on the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ iPlayer.

    Arrghhhh

  • Comment number 46.

    Evening each!

    Couple of catch up bits... my grandma calls the WI `Wild INdians ` when she`s off on one of her meets - having seen some of the lovelies tottering in i can just imagine the scene if one wins something over the other - Dragons paddy would have nothing on them!

    Dragon - Duke Special is fantastic! Go buy his CD - get a niceorchestral second disc. I bought it purely for the song `Last night i nearly died` and have fallen in love with the guy and champion him to everyone!

    PP - careful with the stories - you have a Sth Yorkshire born and bred girl here and AF is only up t`road! But still be good to hear the story...!

    Hi to all the new bloggers.....please stay around - we try to be a friendly, if slightly insane bunch!

    off to eat tea now.... sausages, mash, asparagus and onion gravy...yum yum!

    mSc x


  • Comment number 47.

    Last quicky for a bit...

    SBP - sorry bout the venue..pants, but as everyone has said, its for a reason.... the wedding i went to recently had the same problem..only 8 wks before the wedding! Found somewhere else and it was fabulous.... and by coincidence, the bride knew the other people who the original venue had double booked and they said it was not impressive at all.... poor service, cold food and just generally rubbish.

    So, stop rocking, keep looking and all the best for a great place to turn up!

    mSc x

  • Comment number 48.

    So 47 posts to catch up with, soon.

    So CLP how is Enzo, hope that he is doing ok, can we have an update?

    I had an afternoon out planned yesterday but my friend can't make it. I was so looking forward to the adult company and getting out. Nobody else free tomorrow now. Just me and LM again it seems.

    Never mind, we'll go and feed the ducks or something. Even if it is raining!

    Debbie x x x

  • Comment number 49.

    Hmm I meant that yesterday I planned an afternoon out for tomorrow!

    Bit tired here, anyone would think that I had stayed up to watch the tennis. (I didn't!)

    Debbie x x x

  • Comment number 50.

    Hi Debs - bless you! Made me giggle reading it tho - that ur friend couldnt make it yesterday for tomorrow - or something!

    Duck feeding sounds good - better that the stuff i got at work anyway - wanna swap?!

    mSc x

  • Comment number 51.

    Evening All - I too heard EJR's name call twice this morning on SK's show - fancy calling two ginger tabbies Frodo and Bilbo.... anyone would think you'd been to NZ recently.

    Hope the travelling is still going well and that your new job is not tying you down to a desk overmuch.

    Will catch up on the postings and come back with any replies.

  • Comment number 52.

    Honestly I don't know how I string a sentence together sometimes. Badly I suppose. I am soooo tired hehe!

    You know that 'grass is greener' thing that people say? Well when I was working I couldn't wait to give up and now I can't wait to get a job.

    I hope that I can get a part-time job so that I can get the best of both worlds and still have more time with LM.

    x x x

  • Comment number 53.

    Alright caught up at last - welcome to our visitors from over the pond. Sorry that you aren't able to listen in whilst the Paralympics are on.

    My admiration for the sheer guts and courage to each and every competitor you go for it.
    rah rah rah ... *jumps off soapbox*

    Bagpuss I feel for you and agree there will be a silver lining for this event... can any of us help with suggestions - give us a radius for coverage and no doubt someone out in radioland might know of a better venue for your wedding.

    Did we ever get the B initial name for the dog right?

    Chris what a stalwart you are staying up all that time when Tash and John were crashed out. How is Enzo getting on - can we have an update please.

    I have a friend who attends WI meetings and around here the age range is a lot lower.... around 50ish... must be the Dorset lifestyle and countryside living.

  • Comment number 54.

    Evening Phoenix - what a great idea for Bagpuss - we can all get our thinking hats on if we have an idea where she needs to be.. x

    And Debs - bless you - you will be snapped up very soon i`m sure hun -keep positive...

    yummy tea by the way - even had crusty bread to mop up gravy..how uncouth am i?!

    mSc x

  • Comment number 55.

    Howya fellas! It's back I am again from Hurricane Paddy-lashed Dublin, just off HMS Zanussi in time to hear Drive Time and the fabulously sweet Ellie, what a STAR bless her.

    So delighted was I to be listening again as I hurtled along the A55 Cresta Run that I rang in to Womans' Minute, only to lose me network when they rang me back. Bugger. Ah well it's just as well, I've shown meself up enough in the past so me head is back safely below the parapet, hurrah.

    Anyway, with regard to What I've Lost, can I report that Renee has lost the remote to her digi-box whatsiname and has had 2 weeks to find it but no, it's still lost. I did think it would turn up in the phone charger, the freezer or perhaps on the X-Ray of next-door's Jack Russell's lower bowel, but despite all efforts and prayers to Saint Anthony it's well and truly gorn. Gorn to the place where all the odd socks and hairgrips go. An Ex-Remote.

    I myself drifted in and out of consciousness in front of the tennis; tennis being the only sport I ever remotely willingly participated in at school. Not because I was any good; I was utterly useless, possibly the worst sportswoman in the history of Upholland Borstal for Young Ladies, and my talent for tennis was no exception; but boy was I the best dressed. Right down to me frilly knickers. Oh yes. Ergo Fair Play to Andy. I wish he'd give us a titter, mind.

    Right I'm off to climb into me jimmies and scale a pile of washin' that would daunt Rannulph Fiennes.

    A bientot.

    Clodagh.xx



  • Comment number 56.

    Yay - welcome back Clodagh - as on form as ever!

    As for the St Anthony thing - a patient of mine came in to tell me she`d lost her glasses and had not a clue where they were. Said she`d asked St Anthony to help and my optom asked the immortal question...`why, do you think he`s wearing them?`...

    ...sorry..you probably had to be there!

    mSc x

  • Comment number 57.

    and a top of the evening to you too Clodagh nice to know you are still on top form and bottom as well.

    I'd love to be around to phone in for Women's minute but sad to report I cannot do it.

    The picture you paint of you in your best frilly undercrackers for tennis has me laughing as I type. If I was like Beesmum I would be spraying the laptop with me tea but I haven't got any liquid near me - I daren't as my laptop would be toast in very little time.

  • Comment number 58.

    Scoob that made me feel really hungry put up with fairly boring one tonight pots dauphinous caulli cheese and plain fish - Just fancied cheese to drown the baked fish!

    Phoenix bagpuss said betsy and 3 dogs said close enough so we still don't know for sure! 3dogs???tell all.

    Debs you will make it just keep eyes peeled and mention to other folks - we had the best girl ever when I said to someone we were looking for a part timer to one of my friends!

    Hi also to all new bloggers - another from scotland and couple from US too please stay with us!

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 59.

    Clodagh!!! briliant how long you back for?

    Look down the back of sofa/settee whatever - remote will be there!

    Now that would have made my day - you on womans minute!

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 60.

    I see that JW is standing in again for Terry is he okay - seems to be having a lot of time off at present - he's not ill or something is he?

  • Comment number 61.

    Ere. Phoenix. Don't you be laughin' at my frilly knickers, they nearly caused a riot on one occasion when a wasp obviously mistook my rear end for a giant dahlia, flew straight up me skirt and got lost amongst the frills. It took 3 weeks before my bottom, flayed by the bessy mate's racquet in an attempt to slay the invader, healed over and I could once again sit down quickly before said bessy mate whipped me chair from under me just as the dishy rugby lads walked past.

    It's no laughin' matter. I'll have to go lie down now. It's all come floodin' back.

    Clodagh.xx

  • Comment number 62.

    Cheers Clodagh a bright spark of light in the rainy darkness as ever.

    The visual images your words portray will live everlong and I can't think of looking at a chair and tennis racquet in the same light again.

    tee hee hee hee

  • Comment number 63.

    I was missing a hardback book for a long time and had to go and purchase a paperback so that the collection looked complete - I had some visitors over 4 months later and one of them saw it under the sofa whilst they were rooting out childs toy which had been launched under the sofa in the forelawn hope that said parent would play along and play fetch.

  • Comment number 64.

    Tea sounds delish Beesmum - esp if u didnt have to cook it yourself!

    Right all - off to bed - with a smile on my face thinking of frilly knickers, tennis raquets and odd things found under the settee....!

    Sweet dreams all..

    mSc x

  • Comment number 65.

    Nite Scooby I'm not far behind you. Busy mornings here these days, must be bright eyed and bushy tailed tomorrow.

    Lovely to see you back Clodagh, so funny.

    Just a thought, why don't we set up a facebook page for bloggers recipes and food tips? I'm not fantastic in the kitchen myself although I do have a go, and loads on here do seem to enjoy some good grub.

    x x x

  • Comment number 66.

    Debbie that's a brilliant idea! I love trying new stuff but much prefer it when it comes with a recommendation from someone else, not just out of a book. I'm no great kitchen whizz but I like to try new stuff otherwise I'd just live on pasta or soup.

    Dragonxx

  • Comment number 67.

    Meal - Did meself scoob - once all prepared - whack in oven in varicose dishes and park bum with glass of red - way to go!

    Clodagh - always wanted to take up tennis so could wear frilly knickers - ended up on hockey field in navy blue with the old pocket for me hankie!

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 68.

    Thanks Dragon, recommendations are definately best I agree. Still do wedges the way Cheryl suggested and everyone here loves them.

    I have two fussy eaters though (the two eldest males). Takes some of the pleasure out of cooking when they don't like to experiment. Meat and two veg is the norm. Show them a tomato, courgette etc and see their faces!

    x x x





  • Comment number 69.

    Thought my ears were burnin' !!

    Just dropping in to say hello and goodnight! Had a lovely relaxing evening. Himself cooked dinner and washed up, so I've been totally spoilt. and he's the one doing overtime!

    Love the idea of a FB bloggers recipe page .... any volunteers? I'm happy to do it tomorrow if you like (boss away all week!!!)

    Off up the wooden hills to read about Medieval London and the black death ....

    .... sweet dreams!!!

    CtD xxxxx

  • Comment number 70.

    Hahaha Night girls. Sweet dreams and may life's wasps never fly up your frilly knickers.

    Clodagh.xx

  • Comment number 71.

    LOL Clodagh. Now going to bed with the giggles!!!!

    Diva xxxx

  • Comment number 72.

    Nite all see yous tom -
    off to check on me games got hooked on the live games - give a go 4 mins to try and score - wordscraper that is btw.

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 73.

    Mornin' schmornin'

    Up with the lark, with no X-Factor to watch, so I've done it. Good and proper. Created a page in FB that is ....

    Bloggers who cook

    I don't know how to put it on the CLP Bloggers page as a related page, so if any of you have the technology, knowledge and/or time, please feel free ...... ta x x

    Catch up proper later - gotta go make myself (even more) gawjus for my public.

    Happy Hump Day

    CtD xxxxx

  • Comment number 74.

    PS: Errol: paper round day! At least it's not raining!

  • Comment number 75.

    morning all

    men have arrived to fit new windows and doors - tea and biscuits at the ready

    super bpx

  • Comment number 76.

    Morning each

    Can't comment on tennis - have never really understood, although daughter can get very excited about it and has tried to explain it to me. No, don't get it, sorry.

    Had to go back out to work last night and not home till 10. Was so tired I couldn't sleep!

    What a good idea - Bloggers recipe page. Sorry Cheryl, I can't help on the CLP Bloggers page thingy. DD, EJR, Gingembre - we need you. Also, of course, any females out there who can!

    xxxx

  • Comment number 77.


    Ola.


    Clodagh... muchos hilarios.

    Kyle.. Bit naughty that!.

    Filbo and what EJR.....

    Scooby don't worry I love South Yorkshire.

    Recipes eh well CTD if I were you I would make a video.

    You know the sort of thing, just another ordinary day in my kitchen.
    Cook your favourite dish and upload it to You Tube. People can then comment and add their own specialities.



    PP

  • Comment number 78.

    afriad to say my cooking skills are very poor - mr bp does most of the cooking as he gets home first and is very fussy!

  • Comment number 79.

    I used to love baking on a Saturday night for the family Sunday tea - and no, I'm not in the WI.

    Pineapple upside-down cake, cheese scones, gingerbread, shortbread. Don't do it now they're all grown up and I've lost my old, tattered Bero book.

    xxx

  • Comment number 80.




    SB

    Cooking for Dummies.

    Two Chicken Breasts cut into pieces.
    Two Red peppers Diced.
    One large onion.
    Tomotoe puree.
    One can of Tomatoes.


    Place into oven proof dish, drissle with Olive Oil and add garlic (if Liked). Cover with foil and leave to cook slowly on low heat for hr 40 mins.

    Serve with pasta or rice.


  • Comment number 81.

    bright annie g - can I come to yours for tea - I love pineapple upside down cake

    thanks for all the kind words about my lost venue - I'm in high wycombe if that helps.

    Super bpx

  • Comment number 82.

    I know I'm a bit late, but Chris, what a great blog. I just love the way you write!

    To everyone else, I'm just catching up with the blog this morning, and the comments have been great. Good to see some new names!

    Clodagh: as always you are hilarious! As for praying to St Anthony - he has never, and I mean NEVER, let me down. Couple of weeks ago MrS had lost his bank card. I said to him "say a quick word to St Anthony, he'll help you find it". MrS is not a Catholic, but I told him St Anthony really wouldn't mind! 15 mins later, MrS calls me to say he had found the card ...... and he was now completely spooked!

    Have a great Wednesday everyone.

    C xx

  • Comment number 83.

    SB: If the worst happens (and it won't) I'll make thooooosands of upside down cakes and post them to HighWycombe for the reception.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 84.

    Pineapple upside down cake was the first thing I made in ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Economics at school - that, and rock buns!!

    Happy days.

  • Comment number 85.

    Mornin all.

    Cheryl, I don't do the FaceAche thingy either, gives me the heeby-jeebies to be honest; but if I can dig out me recipe for chocolate cake made with mayonnaise, yummy yum yum..I discovered it years ago and it sounded so disgusting I had to try it out. Marvellous. Has the texture of molten lava and would probably hold up to Hurricane Gustav but as I say, yummy yum.

    Now then. Renee is having a spectacular tantrum.

    Brewing up in her fluffy dressing gown with a polo mint stuck to the back and wearing her little leopard-print slippers, I spotted that her feet are very blue. Now then it has to be said that I tease Renee mercilessly about her little pigs' trotters on a regular basis, to which she responds with "Ey, you'll never be as funny as your face.." but however. She's on loads of tablets and rat poison (Warfarin) so I've made an appointment and am taking her to see the doctor.

    This particular doctor she's never quite trusted since her next door neighbour died of a Pulled Muscle (the muscle in question turned out to be his heart) and shortly afterwards another one popped off with cystitis. (Kidney failure.) When the undertaker arrived and asked about his demise, he said, horrified, "Ooh, Mrs. S., I don't think you can die of cystitis", she retorted "You can round here."

    So wish me luck. She's got a face on her like a red mullet and is mutterin' profanities under her breath. Summat about a Fatwa.

    Laters eejits.

    Clodagh.xx

  • Comment number 86.

    LOL Clodagh. The best of British to you, and Renee, and most of all, to the doctor!

    Eejit. Coming from you that is a compliment! xxxx

  • Comment number 87.

    Cheryl. Of COURSE it's a compliment and I fervently hope nobody here takes it as owt else.

    Marvellous eejits the lot of yous.

    Right must go; Renee is attempting suicide on the end of the washin' line so best go sit her on the naughty step.

    Clodagh.xx

  • Comment number 88.

    Clodaghluck Clodagh. Hope all goes well at Docs.

    xxx

  • Comment number 89.

    BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B****r Missed!!!

    Did anyone hear the boffin on the news - well we've switched it on and the particles are being tracked and they are nearly where they should be WOT - NEARLY?!! Oh Joy!

    Beesmum xx

  • Comment number 90.

    Prof P

    Merely pointing out the insensitive phrasing of the post.

    Do hope I have not incurred the wrath of the bickering monitor.

  • Comment number 91.

    Question for Fox...

    How many Internet radios are there in the UK? (It's in the millions)?


    And suplemental question:

    How many listeners did Chris loose yesterday due to your his silly stunt with Geoblocking and then infering that they weren't important?


  • Comment number 92.

    Morning guys. Will catch up on posts shortly.

    Took LM to school then came home, made a cup of tea and went back to bed. How bad is that? Just felt so down really. But realising that lying there was making me feel worse, I gave myself a kick up the bum (not literally) and here I am.

    So must keep busy I think.

    Hope that everyone is good today!

    Loads of love
    Debbie x x x

  • Comment number 93.

    Hi Debbie

    Hope the day gets better. xxxxxx

  • Comment number 94.

    debbie

    clean out the cupboards and get the filing done - it will keep you busy and you have something to show for your day!

    Hows the job hunting going?

  • Comment number 95.

    Morning Deb - keep busy that's the thing!

    Beesmum xx

    Adam - agree would love to know how many internet radios got the message I did

  • Comment number 96.

    Clodagh good luck at the doctors, and agree with CtD, good luck to the doctor too!

    Cheers Anne, and Bagpuss. Cupboards and filing etc done already. Only ironing to look forward to. And must take LM to feed the ducks later.

    Job hunting is slow as hours and distance restricted, but trying to be patient.

    x x x

  • Comment number 97.

    wet day ironing - put a great film on - make yourself a mug of hot choc and get stuck in - the time will fly by!

    super bp x

  • Comment number 98.

    ps - our workmen don't take sugar in their tea - does this seem wrong to anyone else?

  • Comment number 99.

    Crikey Bagpuss never heard that before - well only once!

    Deb - wish you were closer - pile of ironing the usual 4 foot height - stuff you could do in the office - get you back in the swing - and little man could play with doggy and keep amused. Said doggy has just greeted postie and emptied a jiffy bag - opened jiffy bag retrieved - about to search garden for contents!

    Beesmum xxx

  • Comment number 100.

    Workman not having sugar is just so wrong SBP. I thought it was par for the course that they have at least 4 sugars in tea. Workmen don't oft do coffee either, in my experience. Which can be a pain, as tea takes longer to make than coffee ....

    Deb - wanna do my ironing? I'll let you watch my Take That DVD!! The one where they get into an ice bath all noodey ....

    Blimey - that made me smile just typing that sentence!!! :-0

    I'd love a day off midweek to myself but only have one day left which I'm saving for Cmas shopping (apart from Friday pm which is reserved for the local beer fest!!!)

    Weekends are far too short and taken up with His n Hers stuff. Yep, I really fancy a Diva Day.

    CtD xxxx

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