A TWENTY FOUR HOURS HEADS UP
So, alright I admit it, last week I was a little late with the offer but to prove i was sincere, here let me make it again...
All Request Friday tomorrow, the first song - from now on it will be chosen from the blog, so ALL REQUEST really is made up 100 % of your choices. Up until now, all but the first tune have been down to you but from last week this has changed. I think it's only right.
Now, the first song is the most important because, a. It keeps people listening and b. it sets the pace.
I find a good combination of cheese and cool to be a winner. Listen to the first song tonight for an idea of what I mean. I presume from the lack of entries after midnight that the grems have been here again. I reall don't know what's up, it's all very frustrating. Please accept my humble apologies. I am on the warpath, trouble is I have no idea in which direction my warpath should be pointing. D'oh.
CLP.
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Comments
Hmmm cheese and cool - there's a puzzler. I mean it's got to be something everybody knows and loves and can sing along with. Abba's a bit old hat - not that I'm saying it's absolutely perfick, but I guess we want something a tad different. I'm thinking along the lines of 3 Degrees (shock horror that I've actually said that). I think we all know and can warble along nicely to them. Whatever is chosen is bound to be fandabidozzy. Ooo just thought - wot about Neil Diamond and Cracklin' Rosie/Forever in Blue Jeans/Lurrrve on the Rocks....
Montage!!!!
Chris,
How about Rio by Duran Duran - a total classic from start to finish and the mental image of The Boys on that yacht will put a smile on everyone's faces. Well, the girls of a certain age, at least.
Play if for me because I've got an important job interview next week, could be the start of a whole new life!
Jenny in Wiltshire
okay - i have niece no 1 on the way (probably tomorrow) and I would like a song in her honour - but no idea what - all suggestions greatfully recieved.
Elm x
what about "is this the way to amarillo - very cheesy but gets everybody going - well me at least.
Good luck with the show - will be listening as usual
I suggest.....Big bottomed girls by queen, it's just a reall grand song and always gets peopole singing!
Have a great show
leb x
Afternoon Chris matey!!!
Has to be Van halen, Jump or Bon Jovi Livin on a prayer.
Cheers cockles
Ian
Liverpool
Chris,
Start the show with a bang! Play Rush's version of Summertime Blues from their Feedback EP.
Tony.
Jump by the Pointer Sisters is my suggestion to get the show started tomorrow. This song gets me in the mood for anything good - especially a Friday!!
I suggest.....Big bottomed girls by queen, it's just a reall grand song and always gets peopole singing!
Have a great show
leb x
Yo CLP & ALL,
Bingo Star ere.
CLP Man - The blog is gremlined again.
I writted a full astro for Gemini, replies ter Hazel Love & CtD about me glowing thing & an astro career reading for Ctd..... and it didn't show!!!!!!
I've been in re-'ab all day as a result!!!!!!!
CLP Man - for termozzers opener what about -
SCATMAN JOHN & SCATMAN (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)
CLP..........it's a mega cheesy wroca!!!!!!!!!!!
Chow!
Hi Chris,
Anything by The Eagles would make my day.
We are going to see them play at The O2 in March and I am beyond excited already (I may even be a little bit annoying).
Jo in Folkestone
Well Chris what a great idea. My first choice would still be 'Bring Me Sunshine' but maybe it isn't right as the first song after all.
How about Wham, 'I'm Your Man'? Not sure if it counts as cheese/cool, but it's bound to get some bums moving in the cars on the way home.
The blog is very frustrating when not working, missed everyone today.
Debbie xx
PS. Ok I stand corrected as far as hula hoops are concerned. When the urge next takes me I shall try a hula hoop sarnie. Funny thing is Jen, I bought cheese'n'onion crisps today and have no fresh, bread either! x
How about:
Stand by Your Man by Tammy Wynette
or
Working 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
2 of my fav cheese songs ever!
CLP, I still don`t have much faith in things working as they should...
m xxx
Ok Christoff. In honour of poor little Paddy on the show just now, hows about My Best Friend's Girl by The Cars.
And bugger the cheese and onion, I've just scoffed me way through a big bag of M&S parsnip crisps, yummy yum yum, try those boys, between 2 slabs of pumpkin seed bread and proper butter, not that calamine lotion stuff that masquerades as I Can't Believe It's Not Shite, and a nice cup of tea with 3 sugars. Hurrah.
Clodagh.xx
CLP, I still don`t have mutch faith in things working as they should...
m xxx
Trying to think of cheesy AND cool - not easy!
HAPPY Radio by Edwin Starr - I used to absolutely adore that in my clubbing days, gets your feet tapping and puts a smile on your face.
You played Billy Ocean's new one the other day, how about Red Light Spells Danger? I really like ARF because you would always be good to listen to, but I sometimes think you've only got about 3 CDs in the studio on a Friday afternoon as you always seem to play the same stuff ie Queen, Van Morrison etc. I love that stuff, but come on Chris, let's shake things up a bit!
ooooh got to be Barry White - You're My First, My Last, My Everything. Rock On!
Hiya Chris :)
I'd like Kiki Dee - I've got the music in me
guaranteed to get me into weekend mood
Great Show :-D
Never written before but couldn't resist mentioning, Hi Ho silver lining by Jeff Beck.
Really enjoy the show and whatever you pick will be great.
Greetings Chris,
Please make it "Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby" by Kaiser Chiefs. I know the cheese element is subterranean but its such a galvaniser don't you think and very "thank goodness its fridayish" Also it is NOT A GOLDEN OLDIE But most importantly of all it gave me the name for our Jack Russell/Welsh Collie puppy who has turned our golden oldie lives upside down (its 20 years since we had a puppy and we had forgotten........)She's reminded us we're not yet ready for God's waiting room, well ready probably but not willing.
Great Show, Welsh Listener
Wotcha Christopheles
My 'All Request Friday Even The First Song' request is so cheesy cool it resembles a fine ripe Gorgonzola straight from the fridgy place.
Richard Ashcroft's 'Song For The Lovers'
" .. Dee- Jaaaaaay- play a song for the lov-eeers - toniiiiight - toniiiight ...."
KD X
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Hiya CLP,
Oh Please could you play "Build Me Up Buttercup" Tomorrow always reminds me of happy times & a sure fire floor filler for every occassion goes with kids sliding on the floor, Nans drinking Sherry and Birthday cake & party Poppers. Loverly...I will look forward to listening to it whilst pounding the streets on my Marathon Training Run..oh & Hola Hoop sarnies where my staple diet in my last year at school must be with marmite & REAL butter, white bread & of course have been rapped in cling film for a few hours & sat next to the Banana in your lunch box...Memories memories
Happy Evening to u all
S xxxx
Hiya
The Jam - That's Entertainment please Chris five bellies - as if!!!
Do you remember that big fat mate of Gazza's! Too many cornish pastys and mash I reckon!
Liz x
How about Whiter shade of pale by Annie Lennox. If thats not a mix of cheese and cool I will change my name
JK Nonegreen
hhmmm bop by hanson cheesy and coolish and it will get people bopping on there way home
Hiya Chris
I'd like Kiki Dee - I've got the music in me
guaranteed to get me into weekend mood.
Great show !
Kathy Shuttleworth
Stalyvegas
'You're My Best Friend' by Queen; upbeat, optimistic and happy. Perfect for a Friday - sing along in the car or dance to it in the kitchen. Brilliant 'feel good' song. Please play it Chris!
Alwight,
Bingo Star ere again.
A tell yer..... if I was one of the above poptastic artists (including Scatman John aka My mention) and my work of art...... work of total genius..... work of caressing the airwaves....... work of a 'it in the TOP40 was described as cheese I'd DAMN retire from music and getta full time job in McD's so that I could give yer damn cheese - know what am sayin'!!!!!!
PS Phoenix - Abit late today but 'A BIG 'APPY BIRTHDEE!!!!!!!!!' - Soz but been unable ter get me blog comments through to the otherside terdee!
PPS Em M - ope yer got me astro compatibility reading.
PPPS Must be Clodagh's birthdee soon - I
remember she's an aq too!
Chow!
PS again - 'eard Wrightie's new weight loss club - It's called Wright Watchers!!!!!!!!!!!
PPS again - 'eard Dave Grohl's new weight loss club - It's called Food Fighters!!!!!!!!!!
I'm off ter re-'ab again..... Chinqwee!
Chris
Easy.
Paradise City, Guns 'n' Roses.
By the way, read Slash's autobiog, well written and a fascinating tale of, well, all sorts, from start to finish.
Is it the flying thing tomorrow? I've lost sense of time, but if it is, best of luck.
Peace & love
MfR
Hi Chris. The pooch is sooo sweet. How about Sugar Sugar By The Archies, to start Fridays show and indeed the weekend with a sugar rush, it reminds me of the friday lunch time 'discos' at my so called secondary modern school, what ever happened to secondary modern schools!!
I drive home every friday, from working away all week and love your show, it's the only time l get to listen, boo hoo.
Ayup Chris
How about You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC?, I've been meaning to put my entry in with this song for a while now, because you can't beat a bit of classic rock to start a weekend off surely?
Great show by the way, I usually listen to your show most days while I'm trying to play my guitar and learning Spanish.
Ian in Chesterfield
I'd love to hear Anastasia "I'm outta love" as that always gets me dancing.
My husband Pete votes for extra cheese with Yazz "the only way is up".
It's all good on the show Chris, we love it!!
Wotcha Christopheles
My 'All Request Friday Even The First Song' request is so cheesy cool it resembles a fine ripe Gorgonzola straight from the fridgy place.
Richard Ashcroft's 'Song For The Lovers'
" .. Dee- Jaaaaaay- play a song for the lov-eeers - toniiiiight - toniiiight ...."
KD X
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Happy ARF everyone.
I shall be in Newcastle for the weekend and therefore shan't be able to listen in but how's about one from the Geordie King of Cool 'imself, Bryan Ferry, with 'is top cheesy Let's Stick Together? Fab. And what with Jerry Hall in the tiger suit, top kitsch video too. marvellous.
Bingo. Yes hurrah it's me birthday on the 31st. And the daughter is taking me to Edinburgh that weekend to see Morrissey so yippee can't wait. Top girly weekend, a few glasses of Tizer and a touch of light shopping. Wa-hey.
Do you know, I'm in bits. I've just been watching that programme about Alex with the cystic fibrosis, what an absolute sweetheart he is, and so brave. Just like my friend Craig, the Sheffield Shitehawk, also a CF sufferer, his zest for life is truly inspiring and humbling.
Craig is truly hilarious, talented and quite the most annoying individual I've ever had the privilege of wanting to throttle. Life with him is just a laugh a minute, and yet in his early thirties he is already on borrowed time. He doesn't suffer fools despite being the biggest eejit of all time and has no truck with anyody whingeing. He's also a bit of a sex-maniac and is never happier than when recounting his dubious tales of his activities with 'is Lass and showing off his carpet burns. On the outside of each wrist.
I'll leave that one to your collective imaginations, it's brought on one of my migraines just thinkin' about it.
Night all.
Clodagh.xx
I won't be listening so I'll miss it anyway but Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top has got a cool riff and cheesy lyrics.
Go on
Oaft. Oaft Oaft,
Barry Blue..... Dancing on a Saturday Night.. It just so has to be. That was what I thought last week, when I realised what you were doing and I missed it. That song was out when I was 10 - and I thought that is what being grown up was all about..... wearing blue silk trousers and ... dancing on a saturday night.
I looked up Youtube, and you can find a video of him singing the song...
Oaft... go on.... you know you want to...
DWNB
Good evening Christoff!! I hope you got home ok tonight - sounds like all lanes were blocked!!
I think you should open the ARF show with ‘Angel’ by Lionel Ritchie - it is just an amazing song, especially live - I cried my eyes out when he sang it at the Glasgow concert last year! I still tear up when I hear it! It immediately made me think of our daughter (who is 3 next weekend) …. yeah, I know … cheesy! But she really is our miracle (we thought I couldn‘t have children, so she was definitely the answer to our prayers - see my link above), my wee angel (I almost didn‘t survive after her birth and am convinced the thought of her made me stronger through it all!), and she totally banished the loneliness in our hearts the minute she greeted this world! And my goodness, has she breathes life into her Daddy and me … whether we wanted that or not!
And I love the chorus, I mean how true is this? -
Life is just a moment
We're blowing in the wind
We're trying to find a friend
And only time can tell us
If we win or if we lose
And who will stand beside us
So go on, CLP! Play that for us and I’m sure your bloggers and listeners will be bopping away wherever they are!
Huggles,
Susan, Highland lass
First song for tomorrow:
Steve Harley/Cockney Rebel
Come up and see me make me smile
A winner, I say.
Hello Chris and co,
How about NWA Express Yourself. It's a great tune. I just love listening to the show. Thanks for the great entertainment your show is always so positive.
Julie, in Swindon
Tarzan Boy by Baltimora. Bet you can't stop yourself singing along to the chorus - and you don't even have to know the words!
Hi Chris,
Quiet. dedicated blogger not normally too vocal but actually lying in bed tonight, thinking about the "twenty four hour heads up" and had to get up to come to the computer and say
"Daydream Believer" by The Monkees.
Everynoe I know whenever it comes on anywhere goes "aaaahhhhh" in a nice way.
Cheesey yes but will set the scene foe a great ARF.
If thast fails then perhaps "I Want You Back" by The Jackson Five if you want the UK to get up and dance.
Tricia x
Howdy, Chris!
Can I suggest 'The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You' by Bryan Adams? It gets my foot tappin' and I can have a good ole' sing-along if no one's about - heck, who cares if they are anyway - it's Friday!!
I'd like to shout this one out for my best mate, Nick, who's just returned to barracks with the 16th regiment this week. "Good luck with your course, mate - see you back home soon!".
Have a crackin' show, Chris, m'man!
Mark Ford - 23rd birthday on Wednesday too!
(East Grinstead, West Sussex)
Howdy, Chris!
Can I suggest 'The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You' by Bryan Adams? It gets my foot tappin' and I can have a good ole' sing-along if no one's about - heck, who cares if they are anyway - it's Friday!!
I'd like to shout this one out for my best mate, Nick, who's just returned to barracks with the 16th regiment this week. "Good luck with your course, mate - see you back home soon!".
Have a crackin' show, Chris, m'man!
Mark Ford - 23rd birthday on Wednesday too!
(East Grinstead, West Sussex)
Howdy, Chris!
Can I suggest 'The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You' by Bryan Adams? It gets my foot tappin' and I can have a good ole' sing-along if no one's about - heck, who cares if they are anyway - it's Friday!!
I'd like to shout this one out for my best mate, Nick, who's just returned to barracks with the 16th regiment this week. "Good luck with your course, mate - see you back home soon!".
Have a crackin' show, Chris, m'man!
Mark Ford - 23rd birthday on Wednesday too!
(East Grinstead, West Sussex)
Burns Night it has got to Walk 500 miles by The Proclaimers. Or if you want real cheese Andy Stewart Donald where's your trousers always hated it but what a laugh.
Will get all the Jocks in their Kilts swinging around the kitchen Oh! Oh!
Have a good one.
Pat
i think the first song should be we are family by sister sledge as you are and ne very occasionally one big family of bloggers
its a fab song and i love it
Right - 3rd time lucky here . .
has got to be HUEY LEWIS & the NEWS - The Power of Love - the first ever (vinyl single) music purchase for moi-meme at the tender age of 11 . . after seeing Back to the Future . .
great opening song, brilliant start - it a gets a Friday a rockin' . .
Hey Mr DJ, put a record on, I wanna dance with my babay . .
DtM
Flipping heck. ARF already. I must've spent an absolute AGE trying to post on here yesterday. So, if this actually manages to load, then a big
HOORAH!
Let's have a think then.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...definitely up for a bit of Roxy Music...Let's Stick Together is one of my absolute ALL TIME faves...ow ow ow ow...ach Clodagh...what taste you have my dear!
Or...howzabart the Rubettes and Juke Box Jive...
that'll getcha dancin'!
love
hazel
x
ps Phoenix, have you had a birthday? Hope it was as fantabulous as you deserve babe xx
Ooooh! OR Candido...and JINGO!
yes I think so
MfR, there were some lads singing that on the bus home last night...neatly segued into Sweechiledomine...good call matey!
Hello there, when I'm driving home after a tough day at the office, there's nothing I like more than than to listen to a bit of mellow 'wind me down' soulful sounds.....that's a load of cods really....how about Love In An Elevator.....that'll blow away weeks blues.....Love the show...take it easy and all the best from Rumbold of the Valley
This is my first ever comment despite having read the blog for about 18 months and I love it, the show and CLP !
Surely it has to be "The Cure - Friday I'm in Love". Also, as you haven't posted the picture of my wonderful dog Charlie, can you play the song for me instead !
Thanks and have a great weekend everyone.
Lotty
Good morning everyone.
Thank crunchie it's friday!
'I'm the king of the swingers' from Jungle Book is great to get you toes a'tapping!
roger and out
pp x
My suggestion would be 'Tiger Feet' by Mud.
It's the weekend - and this is my last full week in this job as I am on hols from Thursday (flying to Paris for my niece's 21st birthday!) and then when I come back I'm starting another job of 3 days per week and this one only 2 days a week.
AND I went in to a new, strange pub on the way home last night and spoke to people. Am really proud of myself! Well chuffed.... Life here I come.
A fab, chilled, exciting, weekend to all.
jx
PS After 12 years in Sagitarius, Pluto moves into Capricorn today. I think this means that we all start building stuff (virtual as opposed to physical). Bingo - can you help clarify this at all?
4th Time lucky . . ??
Huey Lewis & the News
The Power of Love
Flipping heck. ARF already. I must've spent an absolute AGE trying to post on here yesterday. So, if this actually manages to load, then a big
HOORAH!
Let's have a think then.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...definitely up for a bit of Roxy Music...Let's Stick Together is one of my absolute ALL TIME faves...ow ow ow ow...ach Clodagh...what taste you have my dear!
Or...howzabart the Rubettes and Juke Box Jive...
that'll getcha dancin'!
love
hazel
x
ps Phoenix, have you had a birthday? Hope it was as fantabulous as you deserve babe xx
Ooooh! OR Candido...and JINGO!
yes I think so
MfR, there were some lads singing that on the bus home last night...neatly segued into Sweechiledomine...good call matey!
Chris
Love the blog - love the show.
What about 'I am what I am' for the first song byt eh great lady herself Ms Shirley Bassey.
What a start to a Friday!!
Well......I just thought of something totally left of field.
THE MUPPETS....THE MAHNA MAHNA SONG
I challenge you to not sing along with it !!!!!!!!!!!
Idea...totally left of field.
THE MUPPETS.....THE MAHNA MAHNA SONG
bet you can't help singing to it and won't get it out of your head for ages !!!!!
I got BPed yesterday so unfortunately my replies to Hazel and Sammie were spat into the ether (sorry girls and thanks again).
Also, what is the facebook group called? I want in!
Chris, this is a brilliant idea - it brings all the lurkers into the fold - fab!
I would cry with happiness if you played Baby I Love You by The Ramones / The Ronettes (whichever). It's mine and Mr P's song and so would be perfect for his homecoming.
Failing that, anything by Chaz and Dave to celebrate the Spurs win.
Or Cracklin' Rosie.
Have a good one everyone,
Rosie x
Hi Chris.... gremlins, gremlins!
Been trying to post forever it seems and only my little 'un about crisp sarnies got through yesterday... 502's all the way.... Hope I get through this time :)
There's one song I'd LOVE to be on ARF but I don't know if you can play songs that haven't yet been released! It did have a release date for last October, then postponed to November, then December (at which point they thought that so close to Christmas wasn't too sensible), then January, and now it's set for March. MARCH!!! I don't know if I can wait that long!
It's called "The Mystery" by Doug Walker (check the link above to hear it anyway) and I just LOVE it. Gets me bopping away, it's such a catchy feel-goodness of a tune. Would love it to be Chris Moyles' show back in October/November last year....
Anyway.
ARF ARF :) Here's to a cracking ARF wherever you all are!
xxJeni
Hold me Close by David Essex!! Yeah baby!! I defy anyone not to be in a good mood after hearing that!
Just off to check if my doggy has made it on to the gallery...
CLP, thank you for sorting out t'blog for us!!
Happy Friday everyone
T xxxxxxxxxx
"I Feel Good" by James Brown
What fun to play the suggestion game. Nice one Chris.
Gaby
x
PS (((((Keith))))) x
Greetings Ter Christoof & Every Blog Operatative,
Bingo Star ere.
Clodagh - Knew it was yer birthdee soon - i'll bang it in me diary.
Whatta a coincidence Morrissey, but BE VERY careful though going ter the gig!!!!!!!
I once got taken out for my birthdee & it was mean't ter be too a Morrissey gig too.....
But when I got there it was Morrisons!!!!!!!!
Chow!
Greetings Ter Christoof & Every Blog Operatative,
Bingo Star ere.
Clodagh - Knew it was yer birthdee soon - i'll bang it in me diary.
Whatta a coincidence Morrissey, but BE VERY careful though going ter the gig!!!!!!!
I once got taken out for my birthdee & it was mean't ter be ter a Morrissey gig too.....
But when I got there it was Morrisons!!!!!!!!
Chow!
On a completely different note, when do the lovely Nige's recipes get put on the website? The husband has requested that I whip up a Burns Night feast for him and me, and the things that Nige was doing to the swedes or turnips or rutabaga or whatever they were just sounded AMAZING and I want some!!
Clodagh, I watched a boy called Alex too. What a fab lad. I was crying my eyes out at the end - thought it was all over for him and then it came up and said that he'd won a place to Cambridge!
Very humbling, what an amazing boy. Made Eton look like a wonderful place too I have to say.
T xxxx
On a completely different note, when do the lovely Nige's recipes get put on the website? The husband has requested that I whip up a Burns Night feast for him and me, and the things that Nige was doing to the swedes or turnips or rutabaga or whatever they were just sounded AMAZING and I want some!!
"I Feel Good" by James Brown
What fun to play the suggestion game. Nice one Chris.
Gaby
x
PS (((((Keith))))) x
Hello Mr Pie,
Hows about 'Sweet ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Alabama' (Lynryd Skynryd) or 'The Man with the Golden Gun' (Lulu) or 'La Vie en Rose' (The Grace Jones version) or 'We're caught in a trap' (The Elvis Version) or 'Hey Ya' (Outkast) or 'I feel free' (Cream) or 'I'm a man' (Spencer Davis Group) or 'Dancing on the Ceiling' (Lionel RichTea). They're all pretty fabulous and will cheer me up in what has become a rather crappy winter (as well as hopefully cheer up everyone else out there in radio land).
Thanks to you and the team for a great show and have a great weekend!
Ange
Morning All,
Is it working today?
Chris, how about Mr Blue Sky, ELO? It's s lovely day today, why are the best day's the one's that I have to work? D'oh!
Hope you are all well
Love
Debbie xx
Morning All,
Is it working today?
Chris, how about Mr Blue Sky, ELO? It's s lovely day today, why are the best day's the one's that I have to work? D'oh!
Hope you are all well
Love
Debbie xx
"I Feel Good" by James Brown
What fun to play the suggestion game. Nice one Chris.
Gaby
x
PS (((((Keith))))) x
Two exquisite songs of purest upbeat vibe: "It's Getting Better" by Mama Cass Elliot or "I'm Gonna Make You Mine" by Lou Christie.
Chris, for the perfect combination of cool and cheese why not think about something by Kirsty McColl? Maybe, "There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis...." Or for slightly less cheese "In these Shoes"?
Both excellent songs by a sadly missed but very cool singer.
All the best,
M.
What could be better than our Chesney with I am the one and only? Can get more cheese or cool served up together. And hey, lets face it, there is a one and only MIIISSSSTTTTEEERRR Chris Eeeeeeevvvaaaannnsss!! (Thankfully I'm thinking ;))
When I saw the challenge, only one song jumped into my brain... Jet by Wings. That would get my weekend off to a perfect start.
Lx
Good morning Christoff!!!
It is stormy, stormy, stormy for Burn's night up in the Highlands! I'm just looking out my shotgun to go hunting haggis in a mo!
So in honour of my bravery at facing the storm on the hills, and pitting my wits against the firce haggis, I think you should play my oppener suggestion from earlier in the blog!!
Right, a wee dram, and I'm off ... or I will be once I find where the storm has blown our compost bin!!!!!!
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.
The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.
His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!
Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
'Bethankit' hums.
Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi perfect sconner,
Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
On sic a dinner?
Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit:
Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!
But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
Like taps o thrissle.
Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!
Chris,
How about Rio by Duran Duran - a total classic from start to finish and the mental image of The Boys on that yacht will put a smile on everyone's faces. Well, the girls of a certain age, at least.
Play if for me because I've got an important job interview next week, could be the start of a whole new life!
Jenny in Wiltshire
When I saw the challenge, only one song jumped into my brain... Jet by Wings. That would get my weekend off to a perfect start.
Lx
It just has to be Gary Bird and 'The Crown', you really should have played it yesterday Chris when you mentioned it as I (like many others) were stuck in gridlock after the M6 was closed....
Come on Chris, give us Gary and the GB experience and 12 inches of pure pleasure...xx
Hi Chris,
How about our Chesney and I am the one and only? can't get more cheese or cool served up together!! And for extra cheese, you know you are our one and only radio host at drive time!!
Come on, you know it makes sense....
Dear Chris
I have an idea for Jonny.My name is Rosy Barnes and I have a 9 year old son who swims 7 times a week, 2 hours at a time with Portsmouth Northsea Swimming Club. On two of these sessions he starts at 0520 in the morning with skipping, a mile and a half run along Eastney beach and swims until 0730. (he then goes to school and afterwards swims another two hours). He is one of many kids that swim with the club, who are well known in swimming circles for promoting and developing national and international class swimmers (including Kay Sexton). How about chatting to one of the up and coming sporting stars to let people know how hard these kids work to take part in a sport that, in the U.K., is not celebrated enough. If not, how about a chat with Katy, who is back in form and busy in the run up to the Olympics and other international events.
Cheers
PS To start the show it should be an upbeat disco classic. How about Dan Hartmans Instant Replay
PPS Love the show
a fifth of beethoven from the Saturday Night fever soundtrack...
...love it!
Hello world, hope you're well out there? I've posted everyday this week but only to be bp'd or just errored!!!! Grrr and hmph!
In between night shifts, can't sleep (as usual) so feel like sh...
...ame on you Arsenal for belittling a cup competition. Hahahahaha and I can't stop gloating. 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1
Sorry but feel so much better for that
Bonnet de douche, and a happy weekend y'all
KWx
I think Chris you should play Tight Fit "Fantasy Island" which reached No. 5 in 1982. It was a real cheesy song, and should be given a big slice of the best Matured selection..
Mark , In Crawley
Heard a great cool cheese song on Terry Wogan's show this morning - Alessi with 'Oh Lori'. It was great to hear it again. How about a replay for those who didn't listen to Terry?
Hiya
The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Tight Fit
Liz x
Chris, At this time of the year, in the dark months how about a bit of Baz Luhrman and Sunscreen! or even House of Pain and Jump around. Or Burns night! 500 miles by The Proclaimers!
DD out
Zoom Fat Larry's Band.
End of chat.
Well, seeing as it's the first Friday that I will actually be able to listen to the first song of the fabulous all request Friday and that i'm heading home for a weekend of Singstar, it has to be The Cure, Friday I'm In Love, off the Singstar Legends playlist. Dedicated to my lovely Iain.
Two very cool songs, cos I bought them in my student years, but also cheesy because of who recorded them. Both came out at the same time and both prove there's good pop and bad pop.
"Gotta Pull Myself Together" - The Nolans. Overlooked because of that other less worthy song.
"One Man Woman" - Sheena Easton. Overlooked because of that other less worthy song.
Hi lambypie, your show is great! please repay my loyalty by playing either 'St WINIFREDS SCHOOL CHOIR - theres no one quite like grandma' or maybe 'STARSHIP - nothings gonna stop us now'.
Many thanks!
It's amazing but considering the cd collection I have at home I can't even think of one cheesy yet cool song to nominate as the starter's gun tonight.
What about 'Flash', by Queen. It's a just an absolute classic!
Altogether now . . . "Flash - ahh ahhhhhh!"
Two very cool songs, cos I bought them in my student years, but also cheesy because of who recorded them. Both came out at the same time and both prove there's good pop and bad pop.
"Gotta Pull Myself Together" - The Nolans. Overlooked because of that other less worthy song.
"One Man Woman" - Sheena Easton. Overlooked because of that other less worthy song.
Chris,
good luck with the show. The perfect song to start the show would be:
ELO - Mr Blue Sky
as the sky is blue, well sort of blue/grey.
Happy friday
Think you should play Boney M's 'Daddy Cool' if you want some serious, quality cheese tonight? Listen to it again if you don't believe me, it is a class tune!
Oooh Chris, there's a challenge that's brought another long-time lurker out onto the blog! Fingers crossed I don't get 502'd again - third time lucky...
For something deeply cheesy and catchy, how about the first record I ever bought: Little Arrows by Leapy Lee?! For those of us over 40 (and a bit more) it'll ring bells and for the rest of you, you'll just shake your heads in disbelief when you hear it, especially when I admit to making up a special dance routine - a la Pan's People - scary stuff eh?!
Just wanted to say hello and thanks to all the regular bloggers, you are a loverly lot. As many others have said, this blog means a lot to me even if I mostly lurk.
Have a great weekend everyone, I've got a 3 day weekend myself and have started off with a natty new hairdo courtesy of the lovely Fatima at T&G (other hairdressers are available), to be followed by babysitting tomorrow night and who knows what on Sunday.
Bye for now - looking forward to 5 o'clock...
AnnieMac (lurking in Epsom)
It's got to be Lucille by kenny Rogers. How cheesey is that. A bit cool because he gets her to the hotel room but not that cool because he breaks down and keeps seeing pictures of her poor husband. More cheese!
It's gone, disappeared...
Oh well - does that mean it's lost or posted...honestly, I go away for 8 months and look what happens!
Any way, please consider
bye bye Baby - Bay City Rollers OR
Relight my Fire - Take that ( sorry moose!)
Lot Caroline x
May not be obvious, but Boney M's 'Daddy Cool' is a cracking track that would kick the show off grand stylie! Listen to it again (quite loud) if you don't believe me!
Hi Chris,
Would love to hear 'love on a mountain top' by Robert Knight....... just takes me back to the good 'ol days !!!!!!
Luv the show
Kathy
Hi Christoff,
As it's Burns Night tonight and my birthday how about something Scottish.
Donald where's your trousers ? or is that just too much cheese and not enough cool
There's a moose loose about this hoose - thats so funny.
alternatively
Venus - Bananarama, that must be both cool and cheese
Love the show you are the god of the air waves
Never blogged before so hopes this is ok.
I used to love crisp and pickled onion sandwiches
Love Nat
xx
Hi Chris,
We have been trying for ages to get a song played on a Fri night!!!
We are always listening to you as Fridays are very busy taking Me all over the place and my 6 year old brother to Beavers!! We would really love to hear Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep as it makes us all laugh lots!
Thanks so much ,we love you loads.
Love from Kyra (age 13) Charlie(6) Tallulah(3) and Rocket (1) and my Mum (36)xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi Chris,
Chain reaction has to be the most cheeeesy song of all time...and also my boyfriends mum's favourite so played at every party she has or goes to! ....One of her friends hates it so always requests YMCA as a reply. ..his favouite! The cheese can only get worse from here!
Sarah in Hampshire
First tune today Chris, has to be 'You Just Might See Me Cry' by Our Kid. From 1976, but still a big hit in our house! Great show.
How about 'Walking on Sunshine' by Katrina and the Waves. This is my ultimate 'happy' song and as it's Friday night I shall be very happy :)
CLP how about Mary's Prayer by Danny Wlison...? It has to be a winner surely.
Please play it tonight as my boyfriend and I are driving from Kentish Town to Shrewsbury to see my parents are are likely to be sat in silence stuck in traffic listening to the show...! x
First tune today Chris, has to be 'You Just Might See Me Cry' by Our Kid. From 1976, but still a big hit in our house! Great show.
Its got to be an upbeat disco classic. How about Dan Hartmans Instant Replay. Love the show Chris. Have an idea for Jonny's section. Interview my son Nathan who swims 7 times a week, 2 hours at a time with Portsmouth Northsea Swimming Club. On two of these sessions he starts at 0520 in the morning with skipping, a mile and a half run along Eastney beach and swims until 0730. (he then goes to school and afterwards swims another two hours). It would be interesting to hear from one of the up and coming sporting stars to let people know how hard these kids work to take part in a sport that, in the U.K., is not celebrated enough.
Cheers Rosy
ARFday greetings..... How's about Andy Williams - Music to watch girls by.
Wilsmar
If by any chance it was picked, it would be for my niece's 20th birthday today. Lots of love to Claire.
PS Cheddar crisp butties for lunch today! Nice!!
hi chris there is only one cheese song over the past 4 years and it has to be the fast food song by the fast food rockers.
Geoff from Plymouth
Hi Chris 2 songs for cheese 1st as its burns night how about hoots mon/lord rockingham or a little known 1 which would get everyone laughing all through the show The HarryLimeTheme/Kevin Neal realeased in 1974 Have a great show.
Very best regards Colin in Portchester
Hi Chris
Really love the show try to listen to you every evening when cooking supper. Really cool song for Friday evening - hmmmm thats tricky how about Manfred Mann Blinded by the Light.
Have a fab weekend and look forward to listening to the show.
Helen x
Hi Chris
Really love the show try to listen to you every evening when cooking supper. Really cool song for Friday evening - hmmmm thats tricky how about Manfred Mann Blinded by the Light.
Have a fab weekend and look forward to listening to the show.
Helen x
Alwight errrrr........
Bingo Star ere.
Iz the blog working yet or still inoperatatatative??????
Just askin'!!!!!!
Chow!
CLP, i've had Gerry Rafferty's song "never let her slip away" in my head all day which I think is highly suitable from a cheese point of view, however it may not have the punch required for the opening tune...hmmmm...ooo how about The Look and "I am the beat".
Oh I don't know those are just a couple of songs floating around my head. I think we tried to get a dedication for Captain Young way back for his birthday which was Glenn Campbell and "Rhinestone Cowboy" now that's a good one for the show.
Oh, well not long before hometime, have a good weekend.
J
Hi Chris 2 songs for cheese as its burns night how about Hoots mon/Lord Rockinham or a little known 1 The Harry Lime Theme/Kevin Neal would keep everybody laughing through the show.Have a great 1.
Very best regards
Colin in Portchester
Chris - its not enough to just listen to and eat cheese - the bestest cheesey tunes have a cheesey dance too - so with that in mind - it has GOT to be - Tiger Feet by Mud - now grab those belt buckles..........
I think that all the others have got it wrong, what we need is Benny Hill's - 'Earnie' or Charlie Drake's - 'My Boomarang Wont Come Back!'
hello chris please can you play the shoop shoop song- its in his kiss by Cher for my wonderful mum denise hutchings, and please can you say thank you to her for being there for me love always xxx
Its got to be an upbeat disco classic. How about Dan Hartmans Instant Replay. Love the show Chris.
Cheers Rosy
CLP bloomin pc keeps freezing here, anyway did you get my post? my choices were Gerry Rafferty "never let her slip away" or The Look and "I am the Beat"...both cheesey tho the latter is probably more "punchy" for the start of the show...oh I think I also mentioned Glenn Campbell's "Rhinestone Cowboy" which I think we tried to get as a birthday dedication last year for Captain Young.
TTFN, roll on the weekend!
J
Chris - its not enough to just listen to and eat cheese - the bestest cheesey tunes have a cheesey dance too - so with that in mind - it has GOT to be - Tiger Feet by Mud - now grab those belt buckles..........
Aahhhhh.... having read through the suggestions I want to add my voice to Daddy Cool and to Fat Bottomed Girls :D
xx
Gwen Guthri - Aint Nothin going On but the Rent
More cool than cheesy but its such a great record, and I'll be in my last 10 minutes of work so will really appreciate it!
sdx
Ordinary World - Durran Durran
Cliff Richards - Please don't tease...
One comb, one key, two nickles, but gee-eee
Where is it? Where is my heart?
MMMMM wouldn't it be nice if this were love and I'd lost my heart to you,
Honey let me check just one more time, then I'll know if it's true---oooo
One comb, one blah blah blah
My first ever record
You cannot get any cheesier, but sadly perhaps not cool.
D'oh
PS Did you know the Department of Health changed it's acronym from DoH to DH because of ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖr Simpson. Crazy but true...
jx
I'm starting to repeat myself.....
Gaby
x
ps Friday Night is Matthew (Wright) Night
pps Am excited to hear what the first song is : )
ppps In my pps above, I typed first 'snog' initially!! - those were the days my friends!!!!!
I'm starting to repeat myself.....
Gaby
x
ps Friday Night is Matthew (Wright) Night
pps Am excited to hear what the first song is : )
ppps In my pps above, I typed first 'snog' initially!! - those were the days my friends!!!!!
Chris,
How about 10CC Life is a Minestrone. Cheery, happy upbeat little number and best of all, served up with Parmesan Cheese!
Mel in Kettering
Hi Chris, my hubbie Geoffrey and two sons Arthur and Oscar have just set off on a coach from Llanrwst in North Wales with their Rugby Club - Nant Conwy to see the Sale Sharks game against the Harlequins tonight kick off 8pm leaving me Debra and my daughter Phillipa at home to have a girls night with the neighbours Lynn and Elen fish and chips and wine! Teenage Kicks would be great
thank you Chris
Debra
fantastic show
Chris,
How about 10CC Life is a Minestrone. Cheery, happy upbeat little number and best of all, served up with Parmesan Cheese!
Can we have Big Girls you are beautiful by Mika,
We are sitting listening to you,playing monopoly. Mattthew (4 ) has just finished school for the week ... his first term ever!!! HE's a real Big Boy now!! This is his favourite song! Sister Edie (4 months) is dribbling over everything.
Love the show!!!
My boss came in and I had to turn the radio off!! What did CLP play???
Debbie xx
Can we have Big Girls you are beautiful by Mika,
We are sitting listening to you,playing monopoly. Mattthew (4 ) has just finished school for the week ... his first term ever!!! HE's a real Big Boy now!! This is his favourite song! Sister Edie (4 months) is dribbling over everything.
Love the show!!!
Chris,
Even though I don't listen regularly, my wife does everynight from 5 - 6. Could you please play SHE by elvis Costello because this was our wedding music and everytime I look at my wife it reminds me of that song and her walking down the isle.... plus she (julie will get really embarrased as well.
Thank you.
Marc
Chris, Don't be upset about not going to see Morrisy, he CAN'T SING.
Phil
Your Chrisness
Listening on he pc sorting out the cricket fixtures for british stel prt Talbot cricket club and would lake a bit of cheese to go with the rest of my ta. So any chance of playing Howzat by Sherbert.
Cheers and thanks a lot.
kricketing Keith
hi chris and gang I was wandering if you are doing anything special for the 29 of feb 2008??? it`s my wife`s birthday then and she`ll be 9 (36) could you play on the wings of love for her as it`s our song?? or whole agaqin as that`s her vavorite song too. there will be lots of people born on this day who`s birthdays do not reflect thair true age??
thanks
glenn hunt and lorraine hunt
Mobile phone thingy, want one, wnat one, please sell them direct, we have no signal in our house in Denmark, unless you stand one one leg, by the window.
Please sell them seperate as well !
Joe
Just listening to Favourite program of the week.
Chris how about having a weekly spot for 'The Golden Girl' Steve W has the 'Old Woman' you are so much younger than Steve and so you could have the Golden Girl chatting about the not so old times!
Just a thought!
Chris
How can you expect the trailer for Popmaster to be funny? It is hosted by Ken Bruce who is the unfunniest man on radio! In fact he is Radio 2' weak link!
Les
Woo-hoo Debbie!!!! Well done on getting your song chosen!!!!
Well done Debbie x ...:)
X R
never mind Dan...
Bryan Adams would'v been nice too or David
Essex...
there's always next week..
We finally lost Mrs MfR's father yesterday.
My God, does something like this put everything in perspective and make you realise how truly precious, and fragile, life is.
Last week I was harping on about how my work situation was so terrible and that I wanted to tell them to shove it, generally feeling sorry for myself.
And now this.
If you have a burning desire to go somewhere, climb something, write something, pick the phone up and say sorry to someone, whatever, just do it. Don't say you'll do it tomorrow, do it now.
We only get one shot at this thing called life, make it your best shot.
Peace & love
MfR
Nice one Debbie. what a shame your boss turned the radio off as you were the chosen one!!
Em xx
MfR
I'm sad for you & your family.....
Your quite right.....it's now, its today...
'dance like nobody watching'
it's dark now, but it gets lighter ...
X R
Morning schmorning lovely people...didn't get to hear any of the show on Friday as was getting ready for Badger's birthday party...which was excellent fun, and I even won a game of poker which was nice! He got some lovely J@ck Daniel's and a GAWJUS choccie cake made personally by our lovely friend...who is turtley FAB at making cakes...so we are eating it only in tiny bits to make it last...
I take it that the song (snog) was Mr Blue Sky? I now have this going round in my head anyway!
Hope Burns Night was all it should have been for all you Haggis Munchers!
Happy Monday
love
hazel
x
MfR, xx
Question. What was the foxy answer to lucky dips versus selected numbers in the uk lottery? I had to go out so missed the answer.
Thanks,
John
Nothing to write today except...
...MfR, my thoughts are with you
KWx
Morning all - Another Monday morning, still at least it is another Monday morning. Sorry for your loss, MfR, it is a world-altering time.
John - the chances were the same whether you went for the same numbers or lucky dip but you were better to go for more high numbers as the payout was better. More people chose small numbers because of ages, birthdays and house numbers. Oh, also something about don't pick numbers in a pattern because lots of folks do that too.
jx
Yo U,
Bingo Star ere.
Debbie - I 'eard your tune being played but didn't realise it wa yersen until some bloggers ave writted it - well done Deb. If yer missed it try the listen again thingy - I would!
MfR - Very sorry to hear about your loss.
Probally no consolation but outta all the tune choices above yours is my fav - one of my top20 if not top10 all time tunes - Guns N' Roses & Paradise City!!!!!!!! WROCKIN'!!!!!!!
PPS Ave we 'ad top celebs bloggin too?????????
I read one from AnnieMac.... is it thee R1 Annie?
Plus 'ells Bells..... is it thee R2 'ells Bells aka Lady 'elen of 'ull near 'umber.... side?
aka CLP's.... boss!
CLP - Liked one of yer listeners jokes - "Don't drink & dive!!!!!!!!!!!"
PS 'ope the pool party went well!
PPS ALL - Gotta a bad joke meself ere.... popped inter me 'ead over the weekend.......
I 'ear, with me ear, the assistant groundsman at the football ground promoted to 'ead groundsman....
'e is moving up in 'is field!!!!!!!!!!!
Chow!
I'm off ter see 'ow much more money I can blow on the stock exchange!!!!
Me again,
In the words of Britney Spears 'oops i've done it again'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What am I on about you may ask...... i've gone & broken one of me new year resolutions yet again to check my spelling & puntctation, sorry punctuation, before 'itting 'POST'.
Only problem I get so excited after writing a blog commentation I 'ave ter 'it post...... errrr fast - know what am sayin'!!!!
Me commentation #151 corrections are :
After WROCKIN'!!!!!!! the PPS should be PS... yeah big soz!
ALSO after football ground in me bad joke I mean't ter wroooot, 'as been. Not as in a 'as been', as in a been someone but isn't now, but as in 'as been promoted aka iz promoted.... errrr aka the promoton 'as taken place, 'as been done/ aka finalised/ aka signd on the dotted line ter confirm the situation in case of a disciplinary dispute - again please except my biggest 'pologies!
'ope this 'epls!
Chow!
How odd.
Mr Vine has played both Mr Blue Sky and Let's Stick Together.
He may well have played other such fabulous tracks, but I've binna bit too busy to notice espeshully.
Wooden it be nice if he did his whole track list for a Monday, from our humble suggestions on the previous Thursday and Friday.
Wooden it
love
hazel
x
I think it wood
Hi everyone sorry I do have a note from my mum as I went North for my Birthday and Burns night celebrations. Thank you for your kind words.
MFR I am truly sorry to hear your news I lost my dad 18 months ago and feel for you all.
Gingembre - didn't we all tell you to watch over carefully or the other one would feel left out..... hope the knee gets fixed really soon. Good luck with fair p(l)ay and I hope you get what you deserve real soon.
Debbie congrats for getting the first blog ordered ARF track... well done.
All the best
Phoenix
How about some proper sing alongness - Cher's Shoop Shoop song (it's in his kiss)
ooh, oooooooooooohh or....
Happy Together by the Turtles.
Cos we are, you know. SO HAPPY TOGETHER!!!!!!!!
Choice of two songs for this Friday - either Tom Petty - Learning To Fly, or the Pink Floyd song of the same name.
Now that you have learn't to fly, you can enjoy the £100 cup of tea all summer long !
Well Done
Chris
You seem to cut off the children that phone to say what they have done for the first time in quite an abrupt way at the end. It doesn't sound very good to people listening.