Die Antwoord - 'Enter The Ninja'
Stop giggling! Stoppit! Ninja - Die Antwoord's scaryfaced rapper - does NOT look like the kind of man who will take kindly to the idea that his breakthrough moment, his one chance to settle the score with all the haters, is in ANY WAY COMICAL. This is SERIOUS BUSINESS! I MEAN IT! STOP LAUGHING! Clearly what he has to say is coming straight from the heart, and it is cruel to mock someone when they are speaking honestly.
Although, if you take into account that his real name is , that he's been involved in South African hip hop for years, under various different names, and he will be 36 years old in October and rapping as if he's a hot-headed, super-violent young mega-thug, maybe 'honestly' is the wrong word to use.
I dunno if it's the accent, but there's an uncanny sonic resemblance between Ninja here and Jonah from ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Three's high school comedy Summer Heights High. If you've not seen it, Jonah's a 13-year-old with a rough background, and he just wants to be a rapper and breakdancer when he grows up. He can't stop himself from swearing and he's a bit of a thug, but only because he wants a bit of attention. He is played by Chris Lilley, who will be 36 in November.
Which does beg the question...is this a gag? Are Die Antwoord essentially Grumpy Lookin' Chain. And if they are, does it matter?
(Here isn't the video. It's sweary as heck.)
You've got to admit, even if you take out the cultural differences - the girl singing "protection" in such a thick accent it sounds more like "production" being a BIG one - this goes way beyond the scary, threatening bleakfest it seems to want to be. Even though the sung choruses are fairly eerie, we're still a long way into the gigglezone.
It's not the bragging, or the self-justification. Those are central to the hip hop experience, as any fool knows. It's the furious delivery of the (deliberately?) cheesy lyrics, hammered home as if they are nails of pure truth, piercing the armour of lies and badness, and slaying the dragon of, y'know, things which Ninja doesn't approve of.
I dare ANYONE to listen to the breakdown without at least smiling. The bit where he tries to prove that he's not a psycho by saying "but look at me now" - you've seen the video, right? - is surely worth a grin? No? OK, how about when he, in all seriousness, brags about being "all up on the interweb", like that's a knighthood from the Queen? How about when he says "don't ask for kak or you'll get what you ask for"? Just me?
OK, then how about when he stops to REVIEW HIS OWN SONG? Surely saying "this is, like, the coolest song I ever heard in my whole life" qualifies him for entry to this year's Comedy Awards? I can't conceive of a situation in which you get to do that and not have your tongue so far into your cheek, it's poking out of your ear.
Perhaps the two best clues that this is less-than-100%-serious come from the lyrical nods to Hollywood comedies. "I-I-I-I want the knife" is a joke from the Eddie Murphy film The Golden Child, and "too hot to handle, too cold to hold" is a bold claim which was last made by Bobby Brown, as part of the soundtrack song to the film Ghostbusters II.
Of course, it's possible Ninja thinks these films were documentaries, but I doubt it.
Download: September 13th
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(Fraser McAlpine)
PS: "2009: Futurista" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"On the surface, Die Antwoord are simply the latest in a never-ending line of "did ya see that?!" blog-hopping music memes."
"The group emits a very unique blend of angry hip hop with a touch of rave, all bathed in Cape Town grime."
"Die Antwoord's latest video 'Enter the Ninja' has had mixed reviews, with some dismissing their work as mere lack luster parody and others lauding it as the future of South Africa's avant garde alt-pop music scene."
Comment number 1.
At 9th Sep 2010, OddOne wrote:As much as I think their reviews are awfully biased and absolute naff most of the time, Pitchfork are right on this one.
As Jay-Z would say: On to the next one.
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Comment number 2.
At 10th Sep 2010, Anonymous wrote:This song is really catchy and original, i agree with this review entirely. However I'm not sure if it's a serious attempt at music. :)
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At 10th Sep 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 4.
At 11th Sep 2010, spirit wrote:The person you have to congratulate/burn at the stake (delete as applicable )for getting this song noticed and on the playlist is Mr Huw Stephens , Radio 1 D.J.
I cannot imagine anyone being casual about this song , you either love it or hate it !
Me , how can I resist that infectious , comical chorus , and the overall Borat style in-joke , that fleshes the bones of this song . So calculating and hilarious . So Borat !
This song has so many knowing winks , I thought the rapper was Christiano Ronaldo .
:)
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At 11th Sep 2010, Haducon2 wrote:*grabs a pitchfork and heads for Huw Stevens' house*
This song is simply dreadful! I literally have to turn off the radio off whenever I hear it. Whoever argued for this to be put on the playlist must be fired at ONCE!
1 Star and it barely deserves that. Laughably bad. My worst song of the year...so far
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Comment number 6.
At 12th Sep 2010, spirit wrote:I totally understand your hunting down of Huw Stephens with body changing equipment Connie !
Some of my colleagues say that this song goes into the "so bad it's good " category , whilst others are setting Satellite Navigation equipment for Huw Stephens's house , whilst carrying ancient medieval torture devices !
:)
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Comment number 7.
At 12th Sep 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:What makes this song funny is how funny it is so...
5 stars.
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Comment number 8.
At 12th Sep 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:He reminds me of 'Goodness Gracious me'
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Comment number 9.
At 12th Sep 2010, povski wrote:I think this post is incredibly unfair and I think the guy is genuine.
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Comment number 10.
At 12th Sep 2010, Haducon2 wrote:If this guys genuine, then I fear for his sanity. All I can say
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At 12th Sep 2010, harrythedog10 wrote:@ 6
I'd put it more in the category of 'so bad it's bad but in a very good way' but who cares really it's pretty funny, Jedward need to try a bit harder with this guy now on the scene.
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At 3rd Oct 2010, Ollie E P wrote:This comment has been referred for further consideration. Explain.
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Comment number 13.
At 6th Oct 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:Best song ever.
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