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No matter what they may claim to the contrary, every music writer would very much like to make friends with the people they write about. And not just the kind of friends who high five from time to time and never really get to share intimate secrets about their inner world, either.

Music writers spend all their time imagining the inner worlds of people who make music, and then writing about these imaginings as if they are real. So who could be better qualified to map these crazy dimensions, once the barriers are down and trust has been established? That's right, a qualified psychiatrist. But music writers would very much like to have a go too, that's why they're music writers and not lorry drivers.

So, an interview with Josh, the lead singer with newbie rockers You Me At Six, in which we agree that he can call me Big F, and that we are now blood brothers, that's got to be like a dream come true, right?

Well...kinda. I mean, I'm not expecting a birthday card, let's put it that way.