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During the course of this interview, in which KT and I attempt to create a little bit of paradise on Earth, she made the - slightly strange - confession that she was so influenced by the children's classic 'Stig Of The Dump' that at one time she used to take a load of jam jars out into her back garden, ready to make windows out of them.

I am here to tell you that I personally believe that this is a lie. But it's a sweet lie, and it's not a lie about anything which matters in any way whatsoever (unless you are KT's mother, and you're wondering why stocks of lemon curd are forever low), so let's not linger on it.

In fact, you don't really need any more information about this interview whatsoever. Not a smidge. I don't need to explain that it happened last Friday, at the Eden sessions, that only raises more questions than it answers. No, it's best if you just listen to the nice lady talk to the slightly over-excited and breathless bloggerer, and then get on with your life in the best way you can. 'K?