How To Destroy...Adele
NOTE: Who says Adele can't be destroyed using the same guck that we poured all over Girls Aloud? You were expecting maybe some foul concoction called 'Chasing Gravements' or '³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖtown Gory'? Well we tried those, and it turns out she's got immunity. She's had vaccinations and everything, so we had to think outside the box a little bit. Or just bring back a previously-used box, and think outside of that.
SECONDARY NOTE: It's not nice to poison people. Some of you are very young (certainly in comparison to me, at any rate) and impressionable, and I would hate for you to think poisoning pop stars is a 'cool' thing to do. It most certainly is not 'cool'.
While we're at it, here's a list of some other things which are not 'cool', OK?
Fighting
Swearing
Spitting
Surliness
Bullying
Disrespecting your elders
Loitering
Littering
Vandalism
Letting your dog poo on the pavement and not scooping it up (it prevents Adele from chasing properly, you see)
So-called 'happy slapping'
Sticking someone's head down a toilet
'Ducking' or 'bombing' at the swimming pool
Cleaning your sister's teeth with a sharp knife
Juggling chainsaws
Swimming with pirhanas after you have stubbed your toe
Can anyone think of any other things which are not 'cool'? Lets make a definitive list!
Comments
Bed dudes delivering the wrong bed so you have to use up ANOTHER day's holiday hanging around all day for them to redeliver the proper one that actually got sent to Cornwall by mistake. That is in no way cool.
[Wait, so this is YOUR bed? Get if off moi laaaand! - Fraser]
Chico?
[Oh man, could not be further from cool. - Fraser]
Apparently, admitting to liking The Coral is particularly uncool (it is in my house anyway, lol!). So, what? I also happen to like Ghosts too. And The Feeling, so ner!
bleaching your hair then going swimming and it going green.
bad idea.