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How To Destroy...Fergie

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Fraser McAlpine | 17:21 UK time, Wednesday, 24 October 2007

How To Destroy Fergie

NOTE: Some pop stars have in-built self-destruct devices which they (obviously) have to keep very quiet, in case mean-minded people try and destroy them while they're just trying to do their job. Some other pop stars have in-built self-destruct devices which have actually been triggered, and yet they carry on regardless (*cough* DOHERTY *cough* WINEHOUSE *cough*).

In Fergie's case, all it takes is a quick tug on either arm - taking care to keep clear of those all important 'lady lumps', in case they go off pop-bang in your face - and she's effectively out of the pop game for good. Although I personally wouldn't bet against Will.I.Am finding a way to make her springy neck seem sexual, in song form.

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  1. At 08:49 PM on 24 Oct 2007, wrote:

    i would LOVE to know how to destroy fergie but for some unknown reason the how to destroy isnt there, instead is a white box with a red cross in the top left corner :S

  2. At 10:02 PM on 24 Oct 2007, tasha wrote:

    i cant see it :( its just grey... but then again i have a mac and as much as i love it it does make some things difficult :/

  3. At 08:10 AM on 25 Oct 2007, JT wrote:

    I can't see the photo! Any chance of fixing it?

  4. At 10:26 AM on 25 Oct 2007, Fraser McAlpine wrote:

    Hello, sorry about that. There's been ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ server problems, which is why I went home having checked it was live last night, and came in this morning to find it wasn't!

    There, now destroy away!

  5. At 10:55 AM on 25 Oct 2007, Roxy wrote:

    You could destroy Fergie by making her jump through the floor like that Pepsi advert and have her fall down with as much grace as London Bridge. :-)

  6. At 02:46 PM on 27 Oct 2007, nat wrote:

    haha what a legendary piece of information =]
    if any of them don't have self-destruct devices i'd be happy to stick one on their back :P

  7. At 08:30 PM on 29 Oct 2007, Chloe wrote:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...*Breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    Glad I Got THAT Out Of My System.

    Oh Hang On...
    HA!

    Okay It's Over...
    TeeHee....

    x

  8. At 11:53 AM on 09 Feb 2008, stewie wrote:

    How could you possibly want to destroy something sooooooo beautiful?!?!

    lol (actually I'm quite serious...)

  9. At 04:33 PM on 23 Mar 2008, Camille wrote:

    wow get a f* life. make a post saying how to destroy you.

  10. At 06:17 PM on 23 Mar 2008, Peabody4life wrote:

    Fergie is the most amazing and beautiful person on earth and i love her soo muchh

    Peas & Love
    Kelly
    xoxo

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