How To Destroy...The Gossip
NOTE: Sometimes, as the saying goes, you need to set a thief to catch a thief, or in this case, set a pop star to destroy another pop star. Now, assuming you can find Mika, and you NEED to have Beth Ditto destroyed, this would be a good way for him to do it. But be warned. He might just do it anyway. The man has needs!
Comments
This is 100% exactly why I heart Chartblog.
no! mika loves big girls! .......big girl you are beautiful.....
[It's true. But as Oscar Wilde says, 'each man kills the thing he loves'. - Fraser]
Beth is just Beth just a good singer really, yes she's a lesbian and rather large but who cares, don't knock the ditto
i dont think there is any need to be so horrible towards the gossip i think beth has a fantastic voice n like jay said shes rather large but what does that matter shes a singer n she does it well so leave her be n if u dnt like her dont listen to the gossips music that would resolve ur issues xxx
[You can't seriously believe that ChartBlog wishes to destroy Beth Ditto because she is fat, or because, as Jay was so quick to point out, she is a lesbian. I'm a little surprised that you think we actually WANT to destroy her at all. This cartoon is just a hint as to what you could do if you HAD to destroy her, see? - Fraser]
you are funkin U_G_L_Y! you dont have no alleby, your ugly! yah yahh! your ugly!
[If this is the real Celeste...can I just say...YOU ARE A GODDESS TO MY PEOPLE. - Fraser]