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Hi. I found this amuzing news well it's something with technology it says it can translate what an animal says, it's basicly a phone app and this is the link it has also got the video at the bottom of the page so just click that and see how weir it is.

Hi i found this news story and i though it was bizarre

A Police for has been criticised for making a public appeal to find lost search dog 19 hours before issuing a similiar appeal fior the man that the search dog was hunting for.

ahahhaha :']

Just thought I'd submit this too, just found this video on YouTube to do with Alyson Myatt:



Muttley :) xxx

Sainsbury's won't let its butchers use knives in case they cut themselves! Are the in-store bakers banned from going near the ovens too? Burny burny!

Have just seen a magazine and it says that a 2 year old was addicted to computers because she had watched monster's inc quite a lot. it was out in The Sunday Times Maqazine, 18.4.2010

Soz cant find internet link.

Found this weird but funny. She use to speck in a broad West Country accent but now...well read and watch for yourself.

Hi Russell,

You'll like this one.

Iranian Cleric 'Blames Quakes On Promiscuous Women'



Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

Just wait until David Ike hears of this.... He'll declair Essex a 'No Go Area!'

John Brown
Ardrossan
Scotland

McCain, Obama and Palin get it on in a dance off.



This is brilliant, I love it.

And proof Michael Jackson follows kids home xD

You'll love this.

Xbox 360 is not only having power over teenagers, but young kids too!

You'll love this website. It has great images where people have supposedly 'fixed' things but.. well, check it out for yourself.

www.thereifixedit.com

Leon mcanally

hi mate you are so funny I never miss a show i have some funny news for you this week .

Suspect hides in manure pit, gets caught anyway

here's the web site

The ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ have reported the Pope may use his UK visit to launch his own line of condoms and start an abortion clinic!!!!!

Hi Russell,
Found this story very unfortunate but you just cant help but laugh, think you'd like it.

bit of a random change of accent from west country to chinese.
thanks :)

I found this very crazy story about a grandmother having her gradsons baby!

I found this and thought it was pretty funny

a crow being scard by a squirrel, the video speaks 4 itself

Hi Russell,

This one is right up your street!

On the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ News yesterday night at 10pm, Nick Robinson was talking about the election and a random person came up and showed a paper on live Tv.

This is funny. It's meant to be a funnier version of Jacob get off the Xbox 360
Here's the Youtube Link:

Hi russell! while watching London Tonight at about 6:30 i noticed a familiar large man in a white tshirt holding a placard about imigration. Thats twice i have seen him in the past week! i also saw on Sunday 2nd's episode of Antiques Roadshow. The man really is everywhere!!!

Hi Russell.
I found some funny road signs on youtube. Here's the link:
Also around Westminster, in the last month on the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ News, this man kept holding this sign up about immogration. Every time I watch the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ News around six, that man is there holding an immogration sign.

Hi Russell, at 10.21 on the bbc news channel on the 9th of May from parliament square, the same fat bloke who you featured on your show during the Nick Griffin protests outside the bbc was yet again in the background, trying to get his face on the telly. Yet again trying to comb over his balding hair. Great show by the way, thanks Gareth.

Fat bloke watch! He was behind Nick Robinson tonight (17.5.10) on the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ new 24 channel at about 17:30. Had the regulation grey jumper on. He was on his mobile phone (probably telling someone to look at their tv) and turned his back to the camera. Turning round again he lodged himself at bottom left of the tv screen, looking like a Nick Robinsons weirdo signer for the deaf.

Russell is still not funny. Since my various blogs to all media about his poorly engineered fake laughter and lack of face shots- to hide lack of chuckling faces-the producer seems to have refined the fraud. Last show, lo and behold, we had face shots! The same face shots of about ten giggling girls (fan club? - he can't have many more)..now here's the trick. Instead of fiddling with the laughter,you fiddled with video clips! clips of the laughing girls were repeated to punctuate his schoolyard jokes. It was like groundhog day..except that was funny. Enjoy...

Hi russel, I think this would be a hilarious story for your show.
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would certainly get a good amount of laughs.

Hi,

I thought the good news story at the end of yesterday's programme was a really great story.

It was wonderful to see Selinah's tranformation following ARV treatment.

Is the best way to share similar stories by posting a link right here? Or is there an email address I can send it to?

Thanks

I was filling in a job application for instore earlier today, and I got to the part where you put in your personal details
It said:
"Please indicate your gender: Male/Female
If you are currently undergoing the process of gender reassignment, please indicate your future gender: Male/Female"

I had no idea sex changes were becoming so common hahaha

Cher Lloyd proved to be a liar!

would you like to be friends with your teacher on facebook and your teacher said you look sexy on your pic then watch this

the name of the video is cat solves printer problem
it's funny and kind of cute Russell you should put this on your show

this video is called dramatic chipmunk and its so funny and so cute you defently have to put this on your show

A Facebook page caleed 'Selling Pets In Mansfield' has been reported to facebook and watchdog because they show pictures of dead animals and videos of animals being killed. So far Facebook hasn't done anything. Please Russ, send it Nationwide x

this is a really funny vid which my little sister sent me via facebook
:)

thought this was soo funny couldnt believe she rang to report the theft of her snowman /news/uk-england-kent-11908583

thats just silly!

The same face shots of about ten giggling girls (fan club? - he can't have many more)..now here's the trick. Instead of fiddling with the laughter,you fiddled with video clips!