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As promised, here are the lyrics to this week's Song Wars to help you decide who to choose, or just to have a sing-along.
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Party Pom Pom - Adam

My friend
Frederick said come round I said yes.
We can play a bit of Wii, we can play DS
We can play Super Mario Galaxy 2
But I tell you right now that I’m better than you
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I know this is your house, where you live with Mum & Dad
I know you want to win, and that is very sad cos
I got the tricks bruv , I got the skill
I been training pretty hard and I’m ready to kill
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I’m a cold blooded plumber, I’m a nunchuck king
When you begin to lose then I begin to sing
And here is the thing, the thing that I sing
Can you feel the sting from the thing that I sing?
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CHORUS
Would you like to come to a party Pom Pom?
Would you like to be my guest?
It’s gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom
A poo poo party’s the best
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You don’t need to bring no presents
There ain’t gonna be no cake
Just bring the Wii and you’d better guarantee
That you don’t make no mistake
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Are you gonna come to my party Pom Pom?
Are you gonna be my guest?
It’s gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom
A poo poo party’s the best!
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VERSE 2
How are you enjoying all the humiliation?
Would you like some more on your Daddy’s Playstation?
Hold up a second cos your Mummy’s coming in,
Save the level and wait for the speech to begin:
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What you doing inside? It’s a nice day out
Go and get the football. Have a kick about.
Nice bit a exercise, that’s what you need
Or go and get book and have a lickle read
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Why you gotta sit there playing that machine?
Staring at a plumber on a flickering screen
That’s not real life, that’s just nonsense
No wonder all the children now are turning out so dense
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CHORUS
We’re in the middle of a party Pom Pom
Don’t stop the party now
Freddy’s getting covered in poo poo pom pom
A little bit of poo poo anyhow
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We’re learning all about plumbers
We’re learning all about stars
We rescuing a princess in distress
Using physical and mental powers
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Come along and join in the party pom pom
Give all your worries a rest
It’s gonna be a poo poo party pom pom
A poo poo party’s the best
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Are you going to come to the party Pom Pom?
Did you get the special invitation?
It’s gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom
We’re celebrating your annihilation!

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Twister - Garth
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Yeah, we playing twister
Take ya shoes off unless you wanna blister We break a sweat but we never break our wrist-a You can bring your friend but please don't bring your sister (yeah, she's well annoying)

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Yeah, we playing twister
Even MPs play it in westminster
If you's a youngen or if you is a spinster We can all have a little game of twister

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Right foot blue and left hand green
I'm like a human crab baby, I'm a twister machine Left hand yellow and right foot red Now my booty is getting a bit close to your head Right foot green and and left hand blue My legs are in a knot I can never undo Left hand red and right foot yellow Now ya see I am a bendy fellow

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When it comes to playing twister I'm a natural And I think it really helps that I'm not that tall If I slip when I'm tied up like a pretzel You'll see the very definition of a prat fall.

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Now it is clear to me you never had a wash first Cos your armpits is smelling like a bratwurst And your feet is smelling even more worse Any minute I'll be leaving in a black hearse.

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Yeah, we playing twister
Take ya shoes off unless you wanna blister We break a sweat but we never break our wrist-a You can bring your friend but please don't bring your sister (yeah, she's well annoying)

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Yeah, we playing twister
Even MPs play it in westminster
If you's a youngen or if you is a spinster We can all have a little game of twister.