成人快手

I can manage with plain fare....but have been looking around for authentic medieval recipes. What folks would eat back then would maybe surprise ye..or maybe no`...it`s a common misconception that folks then would eat anything that moved for lack o` food.
Granted, there were nae supermarkets, but for the most part, folks had a surprising variety o` foodstuff and also a fairly good standard o` food hygeine.
How and ever, I`ll forego making the roast cat or deer testicles for me visitors, which I`m sure they`ll be extremely glad tae hear....
The recipes for stuffed trout intestine had me puggled tae...I mean, what puir soul had tae fish the fish guts oot and wash, prepare and stuff them.....

(see what I did there, wi` that wee joke....)

But, on viking age cookery, I`m on firmer ground...so rabbit wi` vegetables cooked in real beer, or chicken cooked in cream and ale, will be cooked and sampled of course...as will all manner o` sumptious fruit dishes....(I even have a great recipe for Norwegian Trollkrem ...`troll cream`...with lingonberries which I ken I`ll no` be able to get here, so will have to substitute raspberries or loganberries if I can get them)

and speaking of `sumptious`, in times past there were things called `sumptuary laws` which prohibited common folks from wearing certain clothing and fabrics, notably the more expensive, hard to obtain ones....so you wouldnae see commoners walking aroond wi` fur on their gowns or wearing silk, cotton was barely heard of, it was mostly wool and linen or leather.
However, I intend to flout the sumptuary laws regardless...it`s my feast after all...and intend tae mak a gown trimmed wi` fox fur (for anyone reading this who is anti fur, please dinnae bother hassling me ower it, I tan animal skins meself and am nae stranger tae fur and leather, plus, it`s no` illegal yet!) and made in a luscious silk velvet, all o` which would have had me gaoled way back when.

Och well, back tae recipe planning....oh hey, whar are me cats running tae.....;)

P.S Are we allowed to call the Troll Cream that nowadays considering I`ll no` be using real Trolls.....?