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Jared

Find out more about budding politician, Jared (Johnny Sweet).

What's Jared been up to since he graduated?

OK, guys, please! We鈥檙e trying to finish our policy on what to do with oldies!
Jared

Planning/plotting political future. Trip to Niece.

And his ministerial position in 鈥楾eam Jared鈥�?

聽De facto Leader / President / Erstwhile venue-provider

What qualifies him for this position?

Organisation, leadership qualities, Duke of Edinburgh (Silver award), Grade 6 flute, policies

Why did he get into politics?

Power, money, women

What鈥檚 his greatest political achievement?

Winning the聽leadership contest for the聽Party

How would they describe themselves?

Fascinating, thoughtful, argumentative (in a good way), has overcome humble backgrounds to achieve future greatness, very sensual, squash player. Very urgent.

And how would everybody else describe them?

Officious, rude, slightly misogynist, argumentative (in a bad way)

He can often be heard saying鈥�

"OK, guys, please! We鈥檙e trying to finish our policy on what to do with oldies!"

Where are聽is he聽likely to end up in 5 years time?

Same sort of place. Perhaps working in Rymans.

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Meet the Party

  • Read all about Chief Adviser, Simon

  • Meet Phoebe, reponsible for 'PR and hair' in Team Jared

  • Take a look at Campaign Manager Mel's vital statistics

  • Get to know Team Jared's Communications Tsar, Duncan