成人快手

Those back to work blues...
How was it for you?
Or have you been chomping-at-the-bit to get back into work?

ONE in ten British women has never cooked a roast and one in 20 can't boil an egg.
Only two per cent of the 2,000 questioned used a recipe book.

So are you a Domestic Goddess or a Hopeless Domestic?
What's your speciality?
And boys - what can you cook better than your other half?

Organisers of the Long Nose World Championship in Langenbruck, Germany, are looking for the pick of new entrants for this year's final in June.

We want YOUR nosey stories...
When have you stuck your big nose in?
...What happened!?
>twitches curtains!!<

Tell us!!

And for our situation soundtrack
The huge Allen Telescope Array, as seen in the Jodie Foster film 'contact', which monitors space for signs of intelligent life is being mothballed in the latest US cuts.

So your songs for Silent Aliens