成人快手

A Sussex PE teacher phoned in sick to say he couldn't make it into school - because he'd been bitten by a crocodile.

We want to know - what's the biggest excuse you've used to get off school?

Also

A quarter of 3,000 parents polled said they would not tell their children traditional fairy stories because they were "too dark", "too scary" or simply "gruesome".

So - Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.. which characters made you run for your mum?

What were the daft things that scared you as a kid?

And

One of the biggest and oldest lobsters ever caught in Britain has been saved from the pot - the massive crustacean measures close to one metre (3 feet) in length and weighs more than 4 kg (9 lb).

So the Situation Soundtrack features all your songs for Colossal Crustaceans!!

Rock Lobster - B52's
Pincers Are Doing It For Themselves - Eurythmics & Aretha
Life is a Crabaret, old chum - Louis Armstrong

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