成人快手

Kate Middleton has her sister Pippa.
Prince William has his brother Harry.
David Cameron reckons he has nobody.
We're talking about Best friends.

Also

Former Play School presenter & Lib Dem peer Floella Benjamin says there is a "crisis" in children's programming although some programmes "can improve attention, expressive language, comprehension, articulation, general knowledge as well as social interaction and life skills."

Georgey looks at your favourite TV Teachers and the things you have learned from the Idiots Lantern.

and
Larry the cat joins David Cameron in Downing Street in an effort to deal with No 10's rat problem..... (add your own punchlines!)

So our Situation Soundtrack is for Larry the Downing Street Cat - 'he is a 1 in 10'...