成人快手

鈥淪eany boy! It鈥檚 your old mucker Tamnaherin Cowboy here!鈥� says the Tamnaherin Cowboy. 鈥淒id you hear the one about the two pieces of tarmac sitting in the bar having a drink? The door of the bar opens and a red piece of tarmac comes in. The first piece turns to the other one and says, 鈥楧on鈥檛 talk to him!鈥� 鈥榃hy not?鈥� says the other one. 鈥楤ecause he鈥檚 a cycle path!鈥欌��

Mary in Hilltown rings in with another tarmac joke, which Sean reads in the voice of Roy Walker: 鈥淎 man goes into a pub with a bag of tarmac on his back. 鈥榃ould you give me a pint,鈥� he says, 鈥楢nd one for the road!鈥欌��

With music from Olly Murs and Demi Lovato, Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge, Dolly Parton and Kenny Rodgers, and more.